The New “What did you do with your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXVI

BettyZ · 04-23-2020, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by -ZS-Carpenter

Not sure how it is in the far north but in IL UI filing takes maybe 15 min the first time you file. 5 min every time after unless you have address/ job/dependency changes to make. And bi-weekly filing is less than a min. All done online or over the phone via an automated system. A phone call to claim weeks is a little longer than online but it's no more than 5 min.

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Michigan's UI systems are so backed up they had to pull phone bank staff off the phones to work the applications. Some initial payments take 5 weeks to process.

Hotrodz · 04-23-2020, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by -ZS-Carpenter

Not sure how it is in the far north but in IL UI filing takes maybe 15 min the first time you file. 5 min every time after unless you have address/ job/dependency changes to make. And bi-weekly filing is less than a min. All done online or over the phone via an automated system. A phone call to claim weeks is a little longer than online but it's no more than 5 min.

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That is quite easy lol. Here the UI application doesn't address small business owners that have no employees. So you complete the application which is about 30 minutes. You get letters starting you don't qualify and forms to provide information that you have already provided. They tell you to complete the weekly claim anyway as they will fix things on the backside. It is just freaking circle jerk.

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-ZS-Carpenter · 04-23-2020, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Hotrodz

That is quite easy lol. Here the UI application doesn't address small business owners that have no employees. So you complete the application which is about 30 minutes. You get letters starting you don't qualify and forms to provide information that you have already provided. They tell you to complete the weekly claim anyway as they will fix things on the backside. It is just freaking circle jerk.

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I'm not sure how overloaded it is here now but we go on UI for a week or 2 even on good years due to weather. I keep some coins stashed back and take the $450 a week UI when the temps drop to F you and the snow is blowing. It is a really simple system with quick turn around as long as your employer doesn't deny it.

It's one of the few things IL has done right

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jchammond · 04-23-2020, 04:59 PM

And now, the Pre-Prime time movie special “Kansas Pacific”

Rusty · 04-23-2020, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by BettyZ

You forget your mercifully brief stint as a backup Vegas showgirl.

That didn't go according to plan. I kept telling them that I was a lesbian. But the Adam's apple and 5 o:clock shadow didn't help.

Zingston · 04-23-2020, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

That didn't go according to plan. I kept telling them that I was a lesbian. But the Adam's apple and 5 o:clock shadow didn't help.

And the bulge in those showgirl panties?

Spooler · 04-23-2020, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by jchammond

And now, the Pre-Prime time movie special “Kansas Pacific”

Aren't you spoda be working dude?

Rusty · 04-23-2020, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi

It comes down to is your postion NEEDED at this time? Do you operate and maintain a critical infrastructure app or hardware? Can we utilize this persons skill set for a NEED. Is night shift tech work NEEDED? maybe. I have a feeling my working from home these past few weeks was a test of how it would go without support staff onsite.

Time to insert a virus into the network at work. That only you know how to fix. I know guys that would/will do that to protect their jobs.

bunk · 04-23-2020, 05:27 PM

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Time to insert a virus into the network at work. That only you know how to fix. I know guys that would/will do that to protect their jobs.

Thats what backdoors are for. Ive always put a backdoor to their firewall everywhere Ive worked....just in case............ they need help...

Rusty · 04-23-2020, 05:41 PM

I really feel bad for Madwi. I know that feeling. Everytime I got laid off. Always wondered if I getting called back or not.

Pa. employment top rate is over $600 a week, and $60.00 for every dependent. It's based on how much you made in the last 18 months. You sign up by phone or internet.

madwi · 04-23-2020, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Time to insert a virus into the network at work. That only you know how to fix. I know guys that would/will do that to protect their jobs.

That would be found in about 10 seconds. They'd know exactly where it came from and whose credentials launched it. time stamped the whole 9 yards.

bunk · 04-23-2020, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi

That would be found in about 10 seconds. They'd know exactly where it came from and whose credentials launched it. time stamped the whole 9 yards.

Its always good when the "they" is you..lol

redondoaveb · 04-23-2020, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

And the bulge in those showgirl panties?

That was barely noticeable

BettyZ · 04-23-2020, 05:59 PM

Someone must have a had a wee oopsie with the mould.

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Leingod · 04-23-2020, 06:00 PM

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That would be found in about 10 seconds. They'd know exactly where it came from and whose credentials launched it. time stamped the whole 9 yards.

Yup. Between carbon black, bit 9, ivsnti, and 4 other things, anyone would get caught asap. Heck, I'm the biggest risk in the bank due to being the exchange admin. I've got a few thousand flags under me already. Lol.

04-23-2020, 04:59 PM	#3169 (permalink)
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