Originally Posted by 503.Zed (Post 3926374)

Welp looks like I'll be furloughed for a few months here at my job. After 6/15 we are running a reduced staff till the end of the year, not sure which bucket I'll fall under. It will slowly be reduced month by month, then all employees will be back December. Depending on how Oregon unemployment is we may be able to do furloughed year round, meaning reducing work week to 1/3.

Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3926387)

Anyone want to guess if the pucker factor went up a little; while putting the firs sheet of board up top :wtf2:

Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3926390)

Is that furlough or workshare?

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3926378)

Hey Presto is it true that Magic Johnson got HIV...

because he played with Larry’s Bird?!!! :ugh2:

Originally Posted by 503.Zed (Post 3926392)

Furlough period is planned for multiple months, but depends on how oregon UE works with reduced hours. Basically my employer is trying to see what the best case scenario for the employees are, as we ALL will be back to work in November/December. I work within the tax world so we're a somewhat seasonal office, but we do other services to keep busy year round. Also I may be a little unfamiliar with the term workshare.

Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3926391)

I appreciate that you're being consistent with your Joby-style construction and starting in the middle rather than at an end.

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Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3925980)

Look it is not my fault the fire was attracted to me!

Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3926408)

7 pages since this morning :rolleyes:
What’d I miss
:iagree:

Originally Posted by vtec to vvel (Post 3926410)

Okay, that explains the fire, but what about the cell phone sex noises??

Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3926031)

I woke up to this.
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...45186e71a7.jpg

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Originally Posted by Spooler (Post 3926370)

I am going to do a Rusty and take a nap...... LMAO, it's Friday.

Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3926045)

:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:
:roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2:
:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:
:icon17::icon17::icon17::icon17:
:owned::owned::owned::owned:

:icon23:

Originally Posted by bunk (Post 3926049)

Tell us how your really feel! lol

Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3926387)

Anyone want to guess if the pucker factor went up a little; while putting the firs sheet of board up top :wtf2:

Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 3926066)

Fuckin Friday!! :happydance:

Not that that means much these days. Might try to get some fishing in over the weekend tho :tup:

Originally Posted by vtec to vvel (Post 3926415)

This is a whole new side to EW that I am seeing. I think this form, and specifically this thread, is very therapeutic for him :tup:

Originally Posted by vtec to vvel (Post 3926415)

This is a whole new side to EW that I am seeing. I think this form, and specifically this thread, is very therapeutic for him :tup:

Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3926084)

We'll see who's laughing come hurricane season... when you try to bunker down in your alphabet soup fortress - and are told sorry, essential employees only :roflpuke2::gtfo2:

Originally Posted by vtec to vvel (Post 3926417)

Though this covid-19 sh!t sucks, if trying to look for something positive of the situation, it is my work schedule and that every other day is like Friday, and after 3 of these "Fridays", it's a 3-day weekend. But then, all I do now is stay inside and watch LOTS of TV :shakes head:

And I have to wait until around 9.30 PM before going jogging so that no one else is out there :mad:

Originally Posted by vtec to vvel (Post 3926420)

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And he's in South FL, where the brunt of all hurricanes hit first.

I swear hurricanes always bypass Tampa, even when the meteorologists/spaghetti models show a direct hit for Tampa.

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3926414)

Never got my nap. Was working in the bathroom. :icon14:

Originally Posted by FPenvy (Post 3926096)

need opinions:

friends want to go golf sunday.

places have been diligent with safety precautions (employees with gloves, single person per cart, etc...) and i would love to golf but i feel like it's irresponsible maybe?

i mean we wont be close to each other, wipe down the carts with lysol wipes, they altered course to have raised cups so no touching flag sticks or inside the cups.

i mean how risky is it really? i know the 3 other guys i'd be going with.

i'm at a loss. am i being a good citizen by thinking its a dumb idea or is it just over-cautious and overthinking?

Originally Posted by vtec to vvel (Post 3926415)

This is a whole new side to EW that I am seeing. I think this form, and specifically this thread, is very therapeutic for him :tup:

Originally Posted by FPenvy (Post 3926108)

we went a few weeks ago even though i felt weird about it but i wore gloves, wiped down the entire cart area, kept distance, etc...

the course went above and beyond as well. carts were already in the parking lot spread out with personal parking space next to it, all employees gloved up and keeping away, only allowed 2 people in the clubhouse at a time to pay. seemed pretty well ran set up.

also the raised cup thing was a surprise but very smart move.

Originally Posted by Falconquey (Post 3926418)

I liken it to a digital coloring book. :icon14:

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3926419)

Nah......he needs his meds adjusted again. Or forgot to take them. :shakes head: He's bi-polar. His highs are like Mt. Everest, and his lows are like the Mariana Trench. You should have been here about a year ago, when he went a a rant. :rofl2: Plus he is hyperactive with BDSM. :shakes head:

Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3926113)

Overthinking. As long as you're taking reasonable precautions you'll be fine. Try not to lick any doorknobs or other humans.

Originally Posted by vtec to vvel (Post 3926420)

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And he's in South FL, where the brunt of all hurricanes hit first.

I swear hurricanes always bypass Tampa, even when the meteorologists/spaghetti models show a direct hit for Tampa.

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3926423)

You haven't lived long enough then. Give it time. There is one out there with your name on it.

Originally Posted by FPenvy (Post 3926123)

this isnt gonna be over in a month.

this is gonna continue for a bit and most likely will be a round 2 in the winter again if it is just gonna become another seasonal thing. nothing will be over until they are able to test more people and develop a good vaccine.

Originally Posted by vtec to vvel (Post 3926434)

I'm thinking this virus will linger at least until the end of this year. China dealt with the 2nd wave, which we have yet to see. They are also dealing with another virus called the hantavirus and have reported deaths from this other virus.

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3926433)

:werd:

Masturbaconator

:tiphat:



This one is for Spoiler

Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3926429)

love you too buddy..

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3926437)

Just trying to help you out. :tup: Because you forgot to take your meds on time. :icon14:

Originally Posted by vtec to vvel (Post 3926434)

I'm thinking this virus will linger at least until the end of this year. China dealt with the 2nd wave, which we have yet to see. They are also dealing with another virus called the hantavirus and have reported deaths from this other virus.

Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3926438)

no meds necessary dude..

Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3926219)

Personally I'm kind of glad to be considered essential, even though I know it exposes me. It's definitely cramped my style - I'm way more cognizant of the potential impact of visiting my parents, for example - but the paycheck is such a relief in a world where so many either already have no paycheck, or soon will not :(

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3926440)

Here's your pill.

Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 3926314)

As a business owner, if I had personal matters that were unfortunate enough to interfere with my business and a client complained to me, I would happily tell them fck right off and to never call me again. Any customer that can't understand something like that I'm not interested in working for.

I am always willing to refund fees if someone isn't happy with my services. But if you're a real asshöle, I'll make sure I wait until you rack up some legal fees before refunding the money.