The New “What did you do with your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXVI

Originally Posted by eastwest2300

me either...



.. and you still using my words duude... staaahp!

Originally Posted by Rusty

After work. Stopped at Walmart to get a few things. The parking lot is one way. So I'm going in the right direction. See a black Jeep start to pull out. I'm just starting to line myself up with the spot in my Underpowered Power Wagon. Coming from the wrong direction is a guy and his wife in a white sedan. He starts to cut in front of me for the spot. I inch forward and stop. Now he can't pull in. He's throwing me multitude of the birds. I throw my hands up like what. Then beat my head off the steering wheel. He's still at it with the birds. Then he pulls beside me and starts to roll down the window. I start to open my door yelling "it's go time MF'er". I wasn't having any of his BS. I hear his wife screaming at him to go. He takes off. I watch him in my mirror and watch where he parks. I get out of the truck and walk into the store. Grab my buggy and turn around. Guess who is standing behind me waiting to get a buggy. He didn't even look at me. His wife was giving me daggers. The couple looked to be late 50's. I walked in behind them. He takes off in another direction. I followed his wife. She was going the same direction as me. She stops in the aisle. Right where I need to get something. She is still throwing me daggers. I looked at her and said. "your husband is the reason I carry a gun." She booked it out of there. Seen her about 6 other times in the store. Each time she would change directions. Idiot people who think they are privileged.

Originally Posted by vtec to vvel

This makes us want to use them even more. And yippee, a new word!

On a side note, I could imagine if EW was there, he would intervene and be like "peace and love itches! be nice! I 'ont like this at all duudes! why you so mad duude?" and then giving the "" face once he was flipped off by the couple.

Originally Posted by vtec to vvel

This makes us want to use them even more. And yippee, a new word!



I don't understand why people don't own up to their mistakes and typically passes the buck onto someone else, even if they are clearly in the fault. And this why I hate going to Walmart - seems like the trashiest bottom feeders of the world congregate there, like the couple you mentioned. Props to you for standing your ground.

On a side note, I could imagine if EW was there, he would intervene and be like "peace and love itches! be nice! I 'ont like this at all duudes! why you so mad duude?" and then giving the "" face once he was flipped off by the couple.

Originally Posted by Rusty

Yea, Walmart brings the best (WORST) out of people. You can go there for your daily entertainment. Just google Walmartians. They're another species of sub humanoids.

Originally Posted by bunk

Man, I cant even finish a movie without my laptop telling me I have a new email from work.

Originally Posted by madwi

Man, 7:01 am on Friday morning the office phone goes direct to voicemail, cell phone goes to voicemail, disconnect anyconnect and jabber on home pc. Show my hands like a casino black jack dealer and it all waits until Monday.

Originally Posted by bunk

Im too nice. Its ok, that user Im helping is a sweet lady.
Our techs suck- ive heard one of them telling users "hold on while I look it up on Google.." haha.. Plus they cant multitask. Meanwhile, Im working on VMWare and Nutanix issues while filling in helping users having remote problems. This last call lasted about 1.5 hours before I was getting tired. "Can we finish this tomorrow?"

Right before I hung up, I realized today is Friday.

Originally Posted by madwi

I totally understand that feeling. I wish I could share some of the ******** I read in the tickets that get escalated.
That reminds me, I need to renew vmug and buy a new server that vSphere 7.0 can be installed on for homelab.

Originally Posted by eastwest2300

i 'ont like it duude...not even a little bit..

Originally Posted by Rusty

You in a leisure suit in WV with a sheep under each arm. You would make a killin'. Offer panty hose for $10.00 more. You be beatin' them off of the sheep. You would be on your way to early retirement. That's a hell of a business plan for you.

Originally Posted by eastwest2300

you got the wrong guy duude...