CoronaVirus

Zingston · 03-04-2020, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by vtec to vvel

So I went to Costco tonight in light of what people were reporting in their areas. They had water, albeit getting low, but had a limit of 5 per household membership. Then went to Publix and they were wiped. The shelf literally had 6 cases, to which I ran for them. Both places were out of TP and paper towels.

So are you gonna lift a few rolls of TP and a couple handfuls of towels from work tomorrow?

Like Betty does.

vtec to vvel · 03-04-2020, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

So are you gonna lift a few rolls of TP and a couple handfuls of towels from work tomorrow?

Like Betty does.

Betty and I are part of an organized underground operation....you want in? We also have a secret society handshake that is exclusive to members only. Kidding lol.

Not gonna lie. The thought has crossed my mind, but apparently it's looked down upon. I'll trade you water for TP.

BTW, who's the hot chick in your avatar?

Zingston · 03-04-2020, 08:08 PM

[QUOTE=vtec to vvel;3912921]Betty and I are part of an organized underground operation....you want in? We also have a secret society handshake that is exclusive to members only. Kidding lol.

Not gonna lie. The thought has crossed my mind, but apparently it's looked down upon. I'll trade you water for TP.

Sorry, no handshaking for me... you know, the virus.

Dichen Lachman. She's german/nepalese... yeah, hot!

Rusty · 03-04-2020, 08:18 PM

[QUOTE=Zingston;3912923]

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Originally Posted by vtec to vvel

Betty and I are part of an organized underground operation....you want in? We also have a secret society handshake that is exclusive to members only. Kidding lol.

Not gonna lie. The thought has crossed my mind, but apparently it's looked down upon. I'll trade you water for TP.

Sorry, no handshaking for me... you know, the virus.

Dichen Lachman. She's german/nepalese... yeah, hot!

Born in Kathmandu, Nepal, to a Tibetan mother and Australian father.
fify

Rusty · 03-04-2020, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by vtec to vvel

Betty and I are part of an organized underground operation....you want in? We also have a secret society handshake that is exclusive to members only. Kidding lol.

Not gonna lie. The thought has crossed my mind, but apparently it's looked down upon. I'll trade you water for TP.

BTW, who's the hot chick in your avatar?

TP at work always sucked. Felt like i was wiping with wax paper.

That's him/her in the avatar.

Zingston · 03-04-2020, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

TP at work always sucked. Felt like i was wiping with wax paper.

That's him/her in the avatar.

Ha ha... or super thin .

You never know until the panties drop.

vtec to vvel · 03-04-2020, 08:41 PM

So falcon, squash? We cool? Ima send yo @$$ some water and TP!

Rusty · 03-04-2020, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by vtec to vvel

So falcon, squash? We cool? Ima send yo @$$ some water and TP!

Make sure the TP is the cheap chit. So that it smears, and doesn't wipe.

vtec to vvel · 03-04-2020, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

TP at work always sucked. Felt like i was wiping with wax paper.

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Originally Posted by Rusty

So that it smears, and doesn't wipe.

Thank you for the mental image....

Falconquey · 03-04-2020, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Make sure the TP is the cheap chit. So that it smears, and doesn't wipe.

Brown finger tips.

vtec to vvel · 03-04-2020, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Falconquey

Brown finger tips.

And skid marks

Falconquey · 03-04-2020, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by vtec to vvel

And skid marks

Add a little sweat = swamp azz.

Falconquey · 03-04-2020, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by vtec to vvel

So falcon, squash? We cool? Ima send yo @$$ some water and TP!

Naaahhhh... I don't need that paper. Save for yourself or send to Rusty for me. You're welcome Rusty.

Yeah, all good.

vtec to vvel · 03-04-2020, 08:56 PM

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Naaahhhh... I don't need that paper. Save for yourself or send to Rusty for me. You're welcome Rusty.

Yeah, all good.

I love you

Spooler · 03-05-2020, 12:34 PM

Is it time for you to go on a Cruise Rusty? If so, you better cancel.

03-04-2020, 08:08 PM	#3 (permalink)
Zingston A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2017 Location: Florida Posts: 4,028 Drives: like it's a rental. Rep Power: 2684372	[QUOTE=vtec to vvel;3912921]Betty and I are part of an organized underground operation....you want in? We also have a secret society handshake that is exclusive to members only. Kidding lol. Not gonna lie. The thought has crossed my mind, but apparently it's looked down upon. I'll trade you water for TP. Sorry, no handshaking for me... you know, the virus. Dichen Lachman. She's german/nepalese... yeah, hot!

03-04-2020, 08:41 PM	#7 (permalink)
vtec to vvel A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: In a house Posts: 4,027 Drives: Z Rep Power: 502912	So falcon, squash? We cool? Ima send yo @$$ some water and TP!

03-05-2020, 12:34 PM	#15 (permalink)
Spooler A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: Ga Posts: 14,153 Drives: 2013 Nismo 370z Rep Power: 2684394	Is it time for you to go on a Cruise Rusty? If so, you better cancel.