CoronaVirus

SouthArk370Z · 03-27-2020, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Get well SouthArk. Try drinking hot water fresh lemon juice sweetened by raw honey! It works to clear your throat and improve your immune system.

Update us of your condition. Said a little prayer for you. Even majority doest believe in it anymore.

I have quite a bit of honey in my pantry (very long shelf life) but no lemons or lemon juice.

Coffee with a big dollop of hazelnut liqueur seems to help.

I'm doing fine (considering). Throat is still scratchy but no worse than yesterday. Nose is running a little more this AM but still no fever.

I describe myself as somewhere between an Atheist and a Deist. But, hey, prayer can't hurt. Thanks.

bunk · 03-27-2020, 08:40 AM

"There are no atheists in foxholes"

Rusty · 03-27-2020, 08:45 AM

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"There are no atheists in foxholes"

Yea, when the bullets start to fly in your direction..............Oh.....God......get me the FVCK out of here.............

bunk · 03-27-2020, 08:46 AM

Alot of guys in combat tend to make a deal with God. "God, if you get me through this, Ill (insert commitment here)..."

JARblue · 03-27-2020, 09:48 AM

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Alot of guys in combat tend to make a deal with God. "God, if you get me through this, Ill (insert commitment here)..."

I've always felt that if I'm going to make a deal with some form of superior being, I gotta keep it realistic. Worst thing you can do is overpromise something to an omnipotent being. They'll deny your request before you even finish it.

My prayers are typically in the form of, "God if you do ______, I'll flush the toilet next time I'm in a public bathroom" or "God if you do ______, I will try to not get angry at the next customer service rep I speak to on the phone." You know, try and keep it within the realm of reason

bunk · 03-27-2020, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

I've always felt that if I'm going to make a deal with some form of superior being, I gotta keep it realistic. Worst thing you can do is overpromise something to an omnipotent being. They'll deny your request before you even finish it.

My prayers are typically in the form of, "God if you do ______, I'll flush the toilet next time I'm in a public bathroom" or "God if you do ______, I will try to not get angry at the next customer service rep I speak to on the phone." You know, try and keep it within the realm of reason

Well, making a deal with God isnt exactly encouraged, but desperate times calls for desperate measures.

JARblue · 03-27-2020, 10:23 AM

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Well, making a deal with God isnt exactly encouraged, but desperate times calls for desperate measures.

I've never been in a foxhole, so I don't even know what desperate is. I was thinking more like praying for a made field goal or traffic to clear up or something

Ghostvette · 03-27-2020, 10:34 AM

China released the names of the first three victims:

Sum Ting Wong

Ho Lee Fuk

Yu Gon Dai

bunk · 03-27-2020, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghostvette

China released the names of the first three victims:

Sum Ting Wong

Ho Lee Fuk

Yu Gon Dai

Those were the same pilots that CNN reported on one of those doomed flights!

Ghostvette · 03-27-2020, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

I've never been in a foxhole, so I don't even know what desperate is. I was thinking more like praying for a made field goal or traffic to clear up or something

Trust me, you never want to be in a fighting hole (foxhole).

Your azzhole is trying it's level best to climb up inside you....

MZ DAIZY · 03-27-2020, 04:17 PM

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Trust me, you never want to be in a fighting hole (foxhole).

Your azzhole is trying it's level best to climb up inside you....

Never been in a foxhole either, but there was the time my brand new Harley Geezer Glide developed a “wobble” at 65 MPH on my way home. Talk about puckering up! 💩🤬

BettyZ · 03-27-2020, 05:41 PM

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I've never been in a foxhole, so I don't even know what desperate is. I was thinking more like praying for a made field goal or traffic to clear up or something

Never been in a foxhole but you've been in plenty of manholes... either a sewer worker, or in the Navy.

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Zoren 370 · 03-27-2020, 06:08 PM

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Never been in a foxhole but you've been in plenty of manholes... either a sewer worker, or in the Navy.

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Never been in a foxhole but been surveying many different bootyholes in different sizes and scents!

What a stinker!

Zoren 370 · 03-27-2020, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by bunk

"There are no atheists in foxholes"

Of course I always say at work holy shitz its coming!!!

Rusty · 03-27-2020, 06:52 PM

China is already preparing for the 2nd wave of the virus to hit. They are talking about all the people coming back into China from hard hit countries with the virus. Bringing it back with them. They are already blaming these countries for the 2nd wave.

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