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Rusty · 03-13-2020, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

My neighbor said he spent over 2 hours in line at the grocery store today. And that's not even bad from what I hear. Forget that noise.

Worst case scenario, I die :shrug: Otherwise maybe if my tap water stops. I have some stores of bottled water at work but not much in the way of food. In fact, I'm pretty much bone dry at the house in terms of food. Luckily I'm a fatass, so I've got several weeks before that really starts to be a problem. TP? Who needs it. Neighbors have elephant ear plants good for wiping. Several nearby lakes and rivers, too.

Think you would either last a week, or go a full 3 months before dying, because of being pickled.

Rusty · 03-13-2020, 09:54 PM

They caught guy stealing TP from the restroom today. Someone heard the dispenser being broken into.

Then had to post a worker at the TP display to keep people from breaking the packs open and stuffing the rolls in their purses and clothes.

FL 4Motion · 03-13-2020, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

They caught guy stealing TP from the restroom today. Someone heard the dispenser being broken into.

Then had to post a worker at the TP display to keep people from breaking the packs open and stuffing the rolls in their purses and clothes.

And I thought it was full retard down here. Stealing in an emergency situation should be hanging in main square at noon type punishment. If folks can’t act decently and humanly, then incentivize them strongly to do so.

Rusty · 03-13-2020, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by FL 4Motion

And I thought it was full retard down here. Stealing in an emergency situation should be hanging in main square at noon type punishment. If folks can’t act decently and humanly, then incentivize them strongly to do so.

The old tv commercial. "Hang him, teach him a lesson".

JARblue · 03-14-2020, 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

They caught guy stealing TP from the restroom today. Someone heard the dispenser being broken into.

Then had to post a worker at the TP display to keep people from breaking the packs open and stuffing the rolls in their purses and clothes.

Arrest them and put them in a cell with no toilet paper

sx moneypit · 03-14-2020, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

Arrest them and put them in a cell with no toilet paper

JARblue · 03-13-2020, 09:05 PM

WTF... that roll is huge, vtec. And they only advertise a roll to last a month?

I bought a 12 pack of large rolls (between the smallest and biggest sizes). Been over a year since I bought the pack. Barely half gone now - I should be good through Christmas at least. No females in the house though. Makes an enormous difference.

FL 4Motion · 03-13-2020, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

WTF... that roll is huge, vtec. And they only advertise a roll to last a month?

I bought a 12 pack of large rolls (between the smallest and biggest sizes). Been over a year since I bought the pack. Barely half gone now - I should be good through Christmas at least. No females in the house though. Makes an enormous difference.

Dude, you need to sh1t more. That’s worrisome. Either that or you’re not wiping your a$$ well. Also worrisome, not for me, but for everyone in your immediate vicinity.

cv129 · 03-13-2020, 09:22 PM

Forget TP, time to get a bidet.

redondoaveb · 03-13-2020, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by cv129

Forget TP, time to get a bidet.

Rusty calls that a garden hose.

Rusty · 03-13-2020, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb

Rusty calls that a garden hose.

Yep.......that and a sea sponge.

redondoaveb · 03-13-2020, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Yep.......that and a sea sponge.

Sea cucumber

Rusty · 03-13-2020, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb

Sea cucumber

That's EW doing. That and hamsters.

cv129 · 03-14-2020, 01:24 AM

Yep, that info snuck out of China long time ago, but China don’t want nobody to know, WHO doesn’t wanna know, CDC doesn’t wanna scare people....

madwi · 03-14-2020, 07:50 AM

I gotta go to the store and pick up some Ribeyes for today, I drove by earlier and that place was packed already.

03-13-2020, 09:54 PM	#2 (permalink)
Rusty A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Fayettenam,Pennsyltucky Age: 70 Posts: 35,571 Drives: 2011 Nismo GM 6M Rep Power: 2684440	They caught guy stealing TP from the restroom today. Someone heard the dispenser being broken into. Then had to post a worker at the TP display to keep people from breaking the packs open and stuffing the rolls in their purses and clothes. __________________ 浪人 - 殺し屋 "The Difficult Anytime, The Impossible By Appointment Only" http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...o-journal.html

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JARblue A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Austin, TX Age: 45 Posts: 36,450 Drives: 11 Z34, 98 E36 M3 Rep Power: 2684442	WTF... that roll is huge, vtec. And they only advertise a roll to last a month? I bought a 12 pack of large rolls (between the smallest and biggest sizes). Been over a year since I bought the pack. Barely half gone now - I should be good through Christmas at least. No females in the house though. Makes an enormous difference. __________________ 2011 370Z 6MT Sport Gun Metallic \| ARC \| CJM \| Ecutek \| FI \| Fujimura \| R2C \| SPL \| Stillen \| TWM \| Z1 \| ZSpeed \|

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cv129 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,272 Drives: 09 Nismo, 16 Nismo Rep Power: 163996	Forget TP, time to get a bidet. __________________ Setrab \| RE-71 \| SPL \| JRZ \| Nismo \| ARK \| Whiteline \| RacingBrake \| CJM Oil Pan \| Ti shield

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cv129 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,272 Drives: 09 Nismo, 16 Nismo Rep Power: 163996	Yep, that info snuck out of China long time ago, but China don’t want nobody to know, WHO doesn’t wanna know, CDC doesn’t wanna scare people.... __________________ Setrab \| RE-71 \| SPL \| JRZ \| Nismo \| ARK \| Whiteline \| RacingBrake \| CJM Oil Pan \| Ti shield

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03-14-2020, 07:50 AM	#15 (permalink)
madwi A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: West Michigan Posts: 31,410 Drives: Granma red Z Rep Power: 2684430	I gotta go to the store and pick up some Ribeyes for today, I drove by earlier and that place was packed already.