The New “What did you do with your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXV

Rusty · 03-23-2020, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Did your Indian life insurance agent hang up on you too. When you told them your real age?

No, I told him that I was 14 and a trust fund baby. He tried to sell me a 5 million dollar policy for 10.99 a month.

Zoren 370 · 03-23-2020, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

No, I told him that I was 14 and a trust fund baby. He tried to sell me a 5 million dollar policy for 10.99 a month.

That’s illegal man soliciting money from minors!!!

Those red dot heads!!! Ok I dare anyone calls me racist is Gay!!! Lol

BettyZ · 03-23-2020, 07:05 PM

Batsh*t Italians...

"Vincenzo De Luca, the president of the regional government of Campania, issued a threat in a video message to those planning to throw graduation: 'We will send the police over, with flamethrowers.'”

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madwi · 03-23-2020, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by BettyZ

Batsh*t Italians...

"Vincenzo De Luca, the president of the regional government of Campania, issued a threat in a video message to those planning to throw graduation: 'We will send the police over, with flamethrowers.'”

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Rusty · 03-23-2020, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by BettyZ

Batsh*t Italians...

"Vincenzo De Luca, the president of the regional government of Campania, issued a threat in a video message to those planning to throw graduation: 'We will send the police over, with flamethrowers.'”

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Guess the guy is serous.

madwi · 03-23-2020, 07:18 PM

JESUS H CHRIST in a handbasket! Phone and TV blowing up with alert warnings!

Rusty · 03-23-2020, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi

JESUS H CHRIST in a handbasket! Phone and TV blowing up with alert warnings!

What warnings.

madwi · 03-23-2020, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

What warnings.

Gov. Whitmer just sent out warning on travel ban. Stay the **** home. go out only to get medications, groceries or emergency medical services.

Rusty · 03-23-2020, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi

Gov. Whitmer just sent out warning on travel ban. Stay the **** home. go out only to get medications, groceries or emergency medical services.

Your turn.

Zoren 370 · 03-23-2020, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi

Gov. Whitmer just sent out warning on travel ban. Stay the **** home. go out only to get medications, groceries or emergency medical services.

Is getting escort services considered emergency medical services?
You know I need assistance when I walk...you know escort?

Rusty · 03-23-2020, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Is getting escort services considered emergency medical services?
You know I need assistance when I walk...you know escort?

An escort under arm each ain't happening for you. You're too short. Unless they're midgets.

madwi · 03-24-2020, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Is getting escort services considered emergency medical services?
You know I need assistance when I walk...you know escort?

In the Netherlands it is considered basic human rights to have access to sex care. Mentally and physically disabled people can get the hookup through the govt. As for emergency service, you might be able to argue that.

eastwest2300 · 03-23-2020, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi

Gov. Whitmer just sent out warning on travel ban. Stay the **** home. go out only to get medications, groceries or emergency medical services.

duudes.

madwi · 03-23-2020, 07:18 PM

Dog just hit the deck and went for cover under the bed

eastwest2300 · 03-23-2020, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi

Dog just hit the deck and went for cover under the bed

03-23-2020, 07:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
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