The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXXIII

madwi · 10-01-2019, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Once they put you under. You have no clue on what they do to you, and who does it.

In case anyone was wondering, we do talk about you while you are on the slab in OR.

redondoaveb · 10-01-2019, 07:45 PM

When I had my colonoscopy and endoscopy they gave me demerol. The nurse that helped with the procedure was a beautiful asian. Before they put me under I was thinking about how hot she was. When the proceduere was over I asked her how long I was out for. She said "you weren't out, you were talking to me the whole time" To this day I wonder what I was saying to her.

jchammond · 10-01-2019, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb

When I had my colonoscopy and endoscopy they gave me demerol. The nurse that helped with the procedure was a beautiful asian. Before they put me under I was thinking about how hot she was. When the proceduere was over I asked her how long I was out for. She said "you weren't out, you were talking to me the whole time" To this day I wonder what I was saying to her.

They use good drugs & the weird part is that the same doctor goes in both ends

Spooler · 10-01-2019, 07:51 PM

I stayed awake during my ACL surgery on my left knee. I had a spinal block and they gave me some good drugs. The gas passer and I were having a big time rocking out during surgery. They were playing excellent music, Rock and Roll baby.

jchammond · 10-01-2019, 07:52 PM

Picked up a flat otw home in the Prius

Texted my daughter & told her I’d be a few minutes late,,,back on the road 9 minutes later with spare

Would have been sooner,if I didn’t have some junk piled over the spare

redondoaveb · 10-01-2019, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by jchammond

They use good drugs & the weird part is that the same doctor goes in both ends

I just hope he used a different instrument.

jchammond · 10-01-2019, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb

I just hope he used a different instrument.

Had an endoscopy done about 20/22 years ago & first colonoscopy 12yrs ago

redondoaveb · 10-01-2019, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by jchammond

Had an endoscopy done about 20/22 years ago & first colonoscopy 12yrs ago

So much fun

madwi · 10-01-2019, 08:11 PM

Lots of employees go to another hospital for treatments. I choose to use our services because if I stuck my bare *** out at my co-workers normally I would have to go to HR. Not so when I am a patient

Streaker running the halls on level 5!

jchammond · 10-01-2019, 08:11 PM

Bedtime fellas

With vacation coming up soon; need all the beauty sleep I can get

Rusty · 10-01-2019, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi

In case anyone was wondering, we do talk about you while you are on the slab in OR.

Yea, they talk about you when you are under. They measure on how big you are with a tape measure. Female nurses are real nasty about talking about your body when you are on the table. Even worse if he or she is well endowed. Had a neighbor who was a nurse that worked in OR. She got some loose screws in her head. Some of the funnest chit that I ever heard would come out of her mouth was about the OR.

madwi · 10-01-2019, 10:56 PM

You know what really grinds my gears? having a system down and then getting asked for an ETA of when it will be fixed. I try so hard to not spout off some snarky comment.

madwi · 10-01-2019, 10:57 PM

Holy hell it is raining hard.

Rusty · 10-01-2019, 11:16 PM

Shrimp Boat Captain

Rusty · 10-01-2019, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi

You know what really grinds my gears? having a system down and then getting asked for an ETA of when it will be fixed. I try so hard to not spout off some snarky comment.

Tell them "it's fixed when it's fixed". Or "The more times you stop me to answer your stupid questions, the longer it will take me". "I got 3 speeds. 1. I'm working fast as I can. 2. If you stop asking when it will be done. I'll get done sooner. 3. If you think you can do it faster. It's ALL our's. I'm going to take a chit. See you later.".

10-01-2019, 07:45 PM	#9887 (permalink)
redondoaveb A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2017 Location: So. Commiefornia Posts: 6,300 Drives: 2014 Nismo Gunmetal Rep Power: 2684374	When I had my colonoscopy and endoscopy they gave me demerol. The nurse that helped with the procedure was a beautiful asian. Before they put me under I was thinking about how hot she was. When the proceduere was over I asked her how long I was out for. She said "you weren't out, you were talking to me the whole time" To this day I wonder what I was saying to her. jwick, Rusty, Hotrodz and 6 others like this. __________________ Fast Intentions "Stage Seb" twin turbo #098- Specialty Z/Tial-Xonarotor/CJM/Ecutek/HKS/KW/SPL/Hotchkis/Rohana/Toyo 700+whp

10-01-2019, 07:51 PM	#9889 (permalink)
Spooler A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: Ga Posts: 13,516 Drives: 2013 Nismo 370z Rep Power: 2684391	I stayed awake during my ACL surgery on my left knee. I had a spinal block and they gave me some good drugs. The gas passer and I were having a big time rocking out during surgery. They were playing excellent music, Rock and Roll baby. Rusty, Hotrodz, Ghostvette and 3 others like this.

10-01-2019, 07:52 PM	#9890 (permalink)
jchammond A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: South Carolina Age: 57 Posts: 15,204 Drives: 13’ 370Z TS 7A/T Rep Power: 2684394	Picked up a flat otw home in the Prius Texted my daughter & told her I’d be a few minutes late,,,back on the road 9 minutes later with spare Would have been sooner,if I didn’t have some junk piled over the spare Rusty, Hotrodz, Ghostvette and 3 others like this. __________________ MazWorx built long block \| FI-TT-100 Stage 2.75 \| IPT built 7A/T http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...s-musings.html

10-01-2019, 08:11 PM	#9894 (permalink)
madwi A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: West Michigan Posts: 31,400 Drives: Granma red Z Rep Power: 2684428	Lots of employees go to another hospital for treatments. I choose to use our services because if I stuck my bare *** out at my co-workers normally I would have to go to HR. Not so when I am a patient Streaker running the halls on level 5! Rusty, Hotrodz, Ghostvette and 4 others like this.

10-01-2019, 08:11 PM	#9895 (permalink)
jchammond A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: South Carolina Age: 57 Posts: 15,204 Drives: 13’ 370Z TS 7A/T Rep Power: 2684394	Bedtime fellas With vacation coming up soon; need all the beauty sleep I can get Rusty, Hotrodz, old guy and 1 others like this. __________________ MazWorx built long block \| FI-TT-100 Stage 2.75 \| IPT built 7A/T http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...s-musings.html

10-01-2019, 10:56 PM	#9897 (permalink)
madwi A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: West Michigan Posts: 31,400 Drives: Granma red Z Rep Power: 2684428	You know what really grinds my gears? having a system down and then getting asked for an ETA of when it will be fixed. I try so hard to not spout off some snarky comment. Rusty likes this.

10-01-2019, 10:57 PM	#9898 (permalink)
madwi A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: West Michigan Posts: 31,400 Drives: Granma red Z Rep Power: 2684428	Holy hell it is raining hard.

10-01-2019, 11:16 PM	#9899 (permalink)
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