The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXXIII

Rusty · 10-01-2019, 06:42 PM

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Uh, there ain’t no Zoren’s working on me... I got standards... they may be low standards, but I got ‘em

Once they put you under. You have no clue on what they do to you, and who does it.

madwi · 10-01-2019, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Once they put you under. You have no clue on what they do to you, and who does it.

In case anyone was wondering, we do talk about you while you are on the slab in OR.

redondoaveb · 10-01-2019, 07:45 PM

When I had my colonoscopy and endoscopy they gave me demerol. The nurse that helped with the procedure was a beautiful asian. Before they put me under I was thinking about how hot she was. When the proceduere was over I asked her how long I was out for. She said "you weren't out, you were talking to me the whole time" To this day I wonder what I was saying to her.

jchammond · 10-01-2019, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb

When I had my colonoscopy and endoscopy they gave me demerol. The nurse that helped with the procedure was a beautiful asian. Before they put me under I was thinking about how hot she was. When the proceduere was over I asked her how long I was out for. She said "you weren't out, you were talking to me the whole time" To this day I wonder what I was saying to her.

They use good drugs & the weird part is that the same doctor goes in both ends

redondoaveb · 10-01-2019, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by jchammond

They use good drugs & the weird part is that the same doctor goes in both ends

I just hope he used a different instrument.

jchammond · 10-01-2019, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb

I just hope he used a different instrument.

Had an endoscopy done about 20/22 years ago & first colonoscopy 12yrs ago

redondoaveb · 10-01-2019, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by jchammond

Had an endoscopy done about 20/22 years ago & first colonoscopy 12yrs ago

So much fun

Rusty · 10-01-2019, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi

In case anyone was wondering, we do talk about you while you are on the slab in OR.

Yea, they talk about you when you are under. They measure on how big you are with a tape measure. Female nurses are real nasty about talking about your body when you are on the table. Even worse if he or she is well endowed. Had a neighbor who was a nurse that worked in OR. She got some loose screws in her head. Some of the funnest chit that I ever heard would come out of her mouth was about the OR.

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