The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXXIII

Rusty

You think you parked a an area that they can't hit you. And the idiots still find a way to do it.

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Rusty

Getting ready to hit the road again.

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JLarson

It's almost like they take it as a personal challenge!

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sx moneypit

Good morning everyone!One more hot as f**k day and then some relief from this excessive heat.

JLarson

Morning all! Working from home today on a program dealing with Environment, Health, Safety, and Ethics. It's unfortunately being flowed down to us from a large customer, with the threat of immediate audit (paid for by us) if we fail to implement. Kind of annoying to realize how often outsized programs like this are dropped on small companies, creating a dense system of bureaucracy all aimed at reducing lawsuit liability.

Lawyers are ********.

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2006 350z (Sold) // 1990 300zx (Sold) // 1985 300zx 2+2 (Sold)

bunk

Mu$t be a nice contract for you guys to be jumping through hoops for them..

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JLarson

Heh, it represents maybe 40% of our business this year, so yes. Also this is the kind of stuff that earns me my position in the company - thus I don't regret it too much. One man's annoyance is another man's decently compensated job.

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2014 370z Touring Sport Magma Red MT // BP Single Turbo 6467 // 63mm TB's // Z1 Ported Upper Mani // RJM Pedal // Zspeed Stage 3 Clutch // 526 WHP, 451 WTQ
2006 350z (Sold) // 1990 300zx (Sold) // 1985 300zx 2+2 (Sold)

madwi

Has anyone made your employees on the floor memorize quality statements and actually ask them to recite it when the morons visit?

bunk

I will guard my post from flank to flank, and take sh1t from no rank.

We had a dude actually recite this "4th General Order" to the Division Command Sergeant Major.

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Ghostvette

That was our 11th General Order "To walk my post from flank to flank and take no sh1t from any rank.

12th General Order "To report all submarines surfacing in the grinder"

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JLarson

Oh yeah. Every time we're audited for our QMS. Which means 2 weeks before the audit, I'm reminding people they're going to be asked about it.

*shakes head* That's something I honestly do not see the point in. I get the idea is to make employees more aware that we have a QMS, and that we measure things like on-time delivery and conforming product, but the vast majority are there because they have a limited number of skills, need a paycheck, and have no interest beyond that.

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2014 370z Touring Sport Magma Red MT // BP Single Turbo 6467 // 63mm TB's // Z1 Ported Upper Mani // RJM Pedal // Zspeed Stage 3 Clutch // 526 WHP, 451 WTQ
2006 350z (Sold) // 1990 300zx (Sold) // 1985 300zx 2+2 (Sold)

Ghostvette

When I worked at Garmin, we had auditors come in and ask those questions. We were taught to say "yes, we have a quality system". When the auditor asked specifics, we took them to where the manual was and showed them the answer. Sometimes, knowing where to find the information is more important than memorizing something incorrectly.

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Hotrodz

Don't you love Joint Commission??!!! When I was working for the Game and Fish Department we applied for a Baldridge Award. Getting ready for that was freaking crazy.

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