The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXXII

Memphis370Z

Rusty speaks the truth.

I HATE scratching a check every month for amenities and general upkeep. When my daughter was young, we took advantage of the pool, clubhouse, etc., but now...zip. The one good thing is that the HOA makes everyone take care of their sh1t without being too overbearing.

Rusty

Where my daughter was. The HOA was a bunch of power hungry azzholes. She was getting a letter about once every 2 months about something stupid. Glad she is out of that place now.

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Spooler

Yeap, they want to control you. I will never live in a HOA area. Never.

Leingod

This isn't even a HOA thing. It's city ordinance. Every city block within a 10 mile radius of downtown which encompasses 80% of the actual "city" now has these signs for parking. This includes commercial and residential areas. Many of the houses in the downtown area don't have garages or more than single stall driveways.

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Spoiler

I am looking forward to moving to a place with a HOA to keep owners in line. Where I currently live, the dickweed neighbor never finishes anything and leaves all kinds of crap sitting around all the time. I am so tired of his style that I am moving before I start tossing Molotov Cocktails over the fence...

Just talking about it even gets my blood pressure up... ....I’m actually so pizzed about it, I don't even perv on his wife very much anymore...

Dammit... Thats it... I going to get some bacon to snack on...

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jchammond

You said “Dickwead”

I’ve heard & used that term a time or 3

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Rusty

We go full retard. We use DICKHEAD.

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Zingston

Dicksmack is one of my favorites.

eastwest2300

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Rusty

When I worked for Elliott. If you screamed Dickhead in the shop. Everyone in the shop would answer, including the foreman and general foreman.

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Memphis370Z

Bacon fixes all problems.

Spoiler

Zactly, its kind of a miracle meat...

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Rusty

Yeaaaaaa.........right...................bacon this

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BettyZ

Spoiler, a tactic my grandfather used once, to great effect, was to find the sewer line of the offending neighbor, dig down to it under cover of night, punch into it, fill with quick dry cement, and refill the dig. A few days later, that neighbor's first-floor sinks and toilets exploded with filth and the county health dept. decreed the home unfit for human habitation.

Message = sent.

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Rusty

Have fun doing that to my place. My sewer line is under concrete and blacktop. Your dad would need a jackhammer.

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