The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXXI

Spoiler · 02-28-2019, 07:27 AM

Not really certain where the honeymoon couple will be staying or grazing at yet...

But I did tell Sharon to be very careful that night... (not that she prolly can't hold her own with the wild sex as she's been married a few times before) but because he might try to do the "Dutch Oven" thing on her...

That could be deadly...

madwi · 02-28-2019, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

From what Spoiler is suggesting, I think a crew will be needed if Sharon arrives. EW is so proud!

I heard he loved the idea of rolling over a few times and still be cuddling.

sx moneypit · 02-28-2019, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by madwi

I heard he loved the idea of rolling over a few times and still be cuddling.

Spoiler · 02-28-2019, 07:34 AM

I know it's still a couple of months off, but Sharon is so excited... the other day she got into the closet and was trying on some of her old wedding dresses to see what she was going to wear. Well, I guess the years have been good to her, because she couldn't find any of them that hadn't already been let out a few times...

Ma and Pa decided they would spring for her to get another dress for this event.

They are all going to get into the truck right after lunch and head on down to the Goodwill store and see what's in stock today... Something fashionable, but not too alluring... of course....

(maybe one of them trendy Camoflage prints..)

The whole darned family is just so proud to have a new guy in the family... and a Yankee...

Zingston · 02-28-2019, 07:37 AM

Perhaps EW decided to fly this year because after much thought, he decided the wear and tear on his Z's power train, passenger side suspension and tires would be just too much for the little car... you know... 'cause of all that extra weight and all driving Mrs Sharon EW home to MI?

Spoiler · 02-28-2019, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

Perhaps EW decided to fly this year because after much thought, he decided the wear and tear on his Z's power train, passenger side suspension and tires would be just too much for the little car... you know... 'cause of all that extra weight and all driving Mrs Sharon EW home to MI?

Uh, no disrespect.. but she likes to be called Big Sharon..

So that would be Mrs BS EW

-Spoiler

sx moneypit · 02-28-2019, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Zingston

Perhaps EW decided to fly this year because after much thought, he decided the wear and tear on his Z's power train, passenger side suspension and tires would be just too much for the little car... you know... 'cause of all that extra weight and all driving Mrs Sharon EW home to MI?

Zingston · 02-28-2019, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler

Uh, no disrespect.. but she likes to be called Big Sharon..

So that is Mrs BS EW

-Spoiler

Sorry sir. My apologies.

- Z

Spoiler · 02-28-2019, 07:42 AM

accepted

Spoiler · 02-28-2019, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zingston

Perhaps EW decided to fly this year because after much thought, he decided the wear and tear on his Z's power train, passenger side suspension and tires would be just too much for the little car... you know... 'cause of all that extra weight and all driving Mrs Sharon EW home to MI?

I wonder if he could do that trailer hitch mod, and then just tow a trailer back with all of her "gear" on it...?

(you know.. her George Foreman grills and such...)

Zingston · 02-28-2019, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler

I wonder if he could do that trailer hitch mod, and then just tow a trailer back with all of her gear on it...

Hmmm... I'm smellin' what you're cookin'!

Zingston · 02-28-2019, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler

I wonder if he could do that trailer hitch mod, and then just tow a trailer back with all of her "gear" on it...?

(you know.. her George Foreman grill and such...)

Just one??

Zingston · 02-28-2019, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler

accepted

Ok then.

(Raising Arizona)

Rusty · 02-28-2019, 07:57 AM

I'z up.

Rusty · 02-28-2019, 07:59 AM

EW is flying down so that he can drive the U-haul back. He has to take all of Big Sharon's stuff back to Mich.

02-28-2019, 07:27 AM	#9751 (permalink)
Spoiler A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Central Florida Age: 65 Posts: 8,409 Drives: 21 Supra -Blk/Red Rep Power: 2684380	Not really certain where the honeymoon couple will be staying or grazing at yet... But I did tell Sharon to be very careful that night... (not that she prolly can't hold her own with the wild sex as she's been married a few times before) but because he might try to do the "Dutch Oven" thing on her... That could be deadly... Rusty and madwi like this. __________________ … I SUPPORT HOES WITH SUPPORT HOSE… Last edited by Spoiler; 02-28-2019 at 07:57 AM.

02-28-2019, 07:34 AM	#9754 (permalink)
Spoiler A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Central Florida Age: 65 Posts: 8,409 Drives: 21 Supra -Blk/Red Rep Power: 2684380	I know it's still a couple of months off, but Sharon is so excited... the other day she got into the closet and was trying on some of her old wedding dresses to see what she was going to wear. Well, I guess the years have been good to her, because she couldn't find any of them that hadn't already been let out a few times... Ma and Pa decided they would spring for her to get another dress for this event. They are all going to get into the truck right after lunch and head on down to the Goodwill store and see what's in stock today... Something fashionable, but not too alluring... of course.... (maybe one of them trendy Camoflage prints..) The whole darned family is just so proud to have a new guy in the family... and a Yankee... Rusty, madwi, Ghostvette and 3 others like this. __________________ … I SUPPORT HOES WITH SUPPORT HOSE… Last edited by Spoiler; 02-28-2019 at 07:47 AM.

02-28-2019, 07:37 AM	#9755 (permalink)
Zingston A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2017 Location: Florida Posts: 4,028 Drives: like it's a rental. Rep Power: 2684371	Perhaps EW decided to fly this year because after much thought, he decided the wear and tear on his Z's power train, passenger side suspension and tires would be just too much for the little car... you know... 'cause of all that extra weight and all driving Mrs Sharon EW home to MI? Rusty, Ghostvette, sx moneypit and 1 others like this.

02-28-2019, 07:42 AM	#9759 (permalink)
Spoiler A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Central Florida Age: 65 Posts: 8,409 Drives: 21 Supra -Blk/Red Rep Power: 2684380	accepted __________________ … I SUPPORT HOES WITH SUPPORT HOSE…

02-28-2019, 07:57 AM	#9764 (permalink)
Rusty Ronin Samurai - Assassin Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Fayettenam,Pennsyltucky Age: 69 Posts: 35,432 Drives: 2011 Nismo GM 6M Rep Power: 2684438	I'z up. Spoiler likes this. __________________ 浪人 - 殺し屋 "The Difficult Anytime, The Impossible By Appointment Only" http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...o-journal.html

02-28-2019, 07:59 AM	#9765 (permalink)
Rusty Ronin Samurai - Assassin Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Fayettenam,Pennsyltucky Age: 69 Posts: 35,432 Drives: 2011 Nismo GM 6M Rep Power: 2684438	EW is flying down so that he can drive the U-haul back. He has to take all of Big Sharon's stuff back to Mich. FPenvy, Ghostvette, jchammond and 3 others like this. __________________ 浪人 - 殺し屋 "The Difficult Anytime, The Impossible By Appointment Only" http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...o-journal.html

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