The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXVIII

Rusty · 03-13-2018, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoneZ

Sometimes poster frames when I ingest footage are interesting.

Looks like she might be using an ohmibod. Eyes rolled back, toes curled.

eastwest2300 · 03-14-2018, 06:42 AM

gassy repZ--eastwest

eastwest2300 · 03-14-2018, 06:44 AM

repZ out itcheZ.

eastwest2300 · 03-14-2018, 06:44 AM

thanks for your support on this quest to 1 million repZ.

eastwest2300 · 03-14-2018, 06:45 AM

peace & love itcheZ.

onzedge · 03-14-2018, 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eastwest2300

gassy repZ--eastwest

Quote:

Originally Posted by eastwest2300

repZ out itcheZ.

Quote:

Originally Posted by eastwest2300

thanks for your support on this quest to 1 million repZ.

Quote:

Originally Posted by eastwest2300

peace & love itcheZ.

Pintsize725 · 03-14-2018, 06:53 AM

Morning all. I called in thanks to daycare illnesses making the rounds. Yay.....

Zoren 370 · 03-14-2018, 06:59 AM

Wanted to call in too as my walking stick wouldnt seem to be functioning right!

onzedge · 03-14-2018, 06:59 AM

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.’

Zoren 370 · 03-14-2018, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onzedge

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.’

Now I see why Toys R Us is into closed out sale of Kens doll for $1 buy one take one.
Ken is left for nothing after the divorce!

eastwest2300 · 03-14-2018, 07:01 AM

eastwest2300 · 03-14-2018, 07:02 AM

im hurt'n duuudeZ.

eastwest2300 · 03-14-2018, 07:03 AM

I wanna go back to bed... but I cant, Im here at work.

Zoren 370 · 03-14-2018, 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eastwest2300

I wanna go back to bed... but I cant, Im here at work.

Dude thats easy bring your bed at work!!!

Our Indian hospitalist is a smart guy he brought his own bed and placed it in his MD office!

Guess what I dont see him around the hospital from 1pm to 3pm then one of our nurse supervisor is also mysteriously vanishing around that time of the hr.

I thought to myself I thought happy hours is only starts at 6pm to 8pm?

I should have been a medical doctor instead!!!

eastwest2300 · 03-14-2018, 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Dude thats easy bring your bed at work!!!

Our Indian hospitalist is a smart guy he brought his own bed and placed it in his MD office!

Guess what I dont see him around the hospital from 1pm to 3pm then one of our nurse supervisor is also mysteriously vanishing around that time of the hr.

I thought to myself I thought happy hours is only starts at 6pm to 8pm?

I should have been a medical doctor instead!!!

03-14-2018, 06:42 AM	#2 (permalink)
eastwest2300 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: South FL Posts: 91,031 Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0 Rep Power: 2684552	gassy repZ--eastwest __________________ Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium

03-14-2018, 06:44 AM	#3 (permalink)
eastwest2300 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: South FL Posts: 91,031 Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0 Rep Power: 2684552	repZ out itcheZ. __________________ Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium

03-14-2018, 06:44 AM	#4 (permalink)
eastwest2300 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: South FL Posts: 91,031 Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0 Rep Power: 2684552	thanks for your support on this quest to 1 million repZ. __________________ Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium

03-14-2018, 06:45 AM	#5 (permalink)
eastwest2300 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: South FL Posts: 91,031 Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0 Rep Power: 2684552	peace & love itcheZ. __________________ Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium

03-14-2018, 06:53 AM	#7 (permalink)
Pintsize725 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Austin Posts: 14,196 Drives: 2016 Mazda 6 Rep Power: 211845	Morning all. I called in thanks to daycare illnesses making the rounds. Yay..... __________________ Tracie

03-14-2018, 06:59 AM	#8 (permalink)
Zoren 370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: FL Posts: 11,018 Drives: 11 Nissan 370 M6 Rep Power: 1913654	Wanted to call in too as my walking stick wouldnt seem to be functioning right!

03-14-2018, 06:59 AM	#9 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 64 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684737	One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'. The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?' The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.’ __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

03-14-2018, 07:01 AM	#11 (permalink)
eastwest2300 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: South FL Posts: 91,031 Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0 Rep Power: 2684552	__________________ Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium

03-14-2018, 07:02 AM	#12 (permalink)
eastwest2300 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: South FL Posts: 91,031 Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0 Rep Power: 2684552	im hurt'n duuudeZ. __________________ Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium

03-14-2018, 07:03 AM	#13 (permalink)
eastwest2300 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: South FL Posts: 91,031 Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0 Rep Power: 2684552	I wanna go back to bed... but I cant, Im here at work. __________________ Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXVII	JARblue	The Lounge (Off Topic)	9999	11-26-2017 07:08 AM
The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXIV	JARblue	The Lounge (Off Topic)	10059	08-17-2016 12:08 PM
The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXIII	eastwest2300	The Lounge (Off Topic)	10001	06-23-2016 09:21 AM
The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXII	eastwest2300	The Lounge (Off Topic)	10001	04-05-2016 08:15 PM
The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XVIII	eastwest2300	The Lounge (Off Topic)	10000	07-09-2015 07:48 PM