Pickup lines

antennahead · 10-25-2009, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by frost

"you wanna hit it before or after your cartoons come on?"

LMAO, you sick bastard (you know I luv ya dude)

frost · 10-25-2009, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by antennahead

LMAO, you sick bastard (you know I luv ya dude)

phelan · 11-12-2009, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frost

"you wanna hit it before or after your cartoons come on?"

oh god frost

XwChriswX · 11-12-2009, 11:49 AM

Disclaimer: None of these reflect apon my own quotes lol

"Don't worry, you'll be back home before your husband gets off work.."

"So... Wanna go back to my place and do something thats Illegal in 14 States??"

"You know where I come from, it's perfectly legal for a cousin to sleep with her brother so long as she don't sleep with her cousin. Thats called Inbreedin!"

"Nooooo, you don't look like a 2 dollar wh0re. But seriously though, how much can a buck 50 get me?"

INTENSEPOWER · 11-12-2009, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XwChriswX

Disclaimer: None of these reflect apon my own quotes lol

"Nooooo, you don't look like a 2 dollar wh0re. But seriously though, how much can a buck 50 get me?"

Epic!

a tip of the ole hat to you sir!

INTENSEPOWER · 11-12-2009, 12:14 PM

"I can HAZ Vagina?"
"K THX BAI!"

of course this would have to be used on a semi nerdy female, the non nerdies wont get it.

Luv'n my Z · 10-27-2009, 06:34 PM

Your so hot when I look at you I get a tan.

If I was a fly I would biz around you because your da sh¡t

SGTseanzie · 11-12-2009, 10:47 AM

(Hand her a drink)

"Does this taste like GHB to you?"

what?

"What?"

Crash · 11-12-2009, 12:40 PM

This thread is all win!!! Got me rolling like a fat girl.

j.arnaldo · 11-12-2009, 12:50 PM

God bless the owner of the cotton fields that provided the cotton to the transporter who delivered it to the textiles company that sold the processed material necessary for the woman who sewed the dress that covers your i-n-c-r-e-d-i-b-l-e body!

11-13-2009, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by j.arnaldo

God bless the owner of the cotton fields that provided the cotton to the transporter who delivered it to the textiles company that sold the processed material necessary for the woman who sewed the dress that covers your i-n-c-r-e-d-i-b-l-e body!

Buzz Killington

10-22-2010, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by j.arnaldo

God bless the owner of the cotton fields that provided the cotton to the transporter who delivered it to the textiles company that sold the processed material necessary for the woman who sewed the dress that covers your i-n-c-r-e-d-i-b-l-e body!

This still makes me LOL as much as it did at first

Chico370Z · 11-13-2009, 03:29 PM

here's one:

put your arm around her, check her shirt tag and say "uh huh, just as I thought"

Her: "what?"
You: "Maaade in heaven"

it will never work with a "10" but two "5's" should count as a 10

frost · 11-13-2009, 08:55 PM

How would you like a cocktail without the tail.

antennahead · 11-13-2009, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by frost

How would you like a cocktail without the tail.

another words "straight up no chaser"

11-12-2009, 11:49 AM	#4 (permalink)
XwChriswX WFLYIDNNE Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: In The Fastlane Posts: 50,648 Drives: 02 GDB WRX Rep Power: 453	Disclaimer: None of these reflect apon my own quotes lol "Don't worry, you'll be back home before your husband gets off work.." "So... Wanna go back to my place and do something thats Illegal in 14 States??" "You know where I come from, it's perfectly legal for a cousin to sleep with her brother so long as she don't sleep with her cousin. Thats called Inbreedin!" "Nooooo, you don't look like a 2 dollar wh0re. But seriously though, how much can a buck 50 get me?" __________________ Bonnie - Stage 2, Audio build coming this fall! R.I.P. Abby 3/29/10 - 3/30/14

10-27-2009, 06:34 PM	#7 (permalink)
Luv'n my Z Base Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Rancho Santa fe Posts: 190 Drives: Your mom Rep Power: 17	Your so hot when I look at you I get a tan. If I was a fly I would biz around you because your da sh¡t __________________ ~Luv'n my Z_________________________________________ 75 degrees farenhieght new years day not a cloud in the sky only in southern Cali Last edited by Luv'n my Z; 11-01-2009 at 06:39 PM.

11-12-2009, 10:47 AM	#8 (permalink)
SGTseanzie Base Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Baton Rouge Posts: 176 Drives: Nada Rep Power: 18	(Hand her a drink) "Does this taste like GHB to you?" what? "What?" __________________ --"If you want peace, prepare for war." -Flavius Vegetius Renatus

11-12-2009, 12:40 PM	#9 (permalink)
Crash A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,853 Drives: 02 Corvette Z06 Rep Power: 591	This thread is all win!!! Got me rolling like a fat girl. __________________ 2002 Corvette Z06 - Totaled 2003 Corvette Z06 50th Anniversary

11-12-2009, 12:50 PM	#10 (permalink)
j.arnaldo Banned Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Puerto Rico Posts: 937 Drives: Nissan 350Z, 2004 Rep Power: 0	God bless the owner of the cotton fields that provided the cotton to the transporter who delivered it to the textiles company that sold the processed material necessary for the woman who sewed the dress that covers your i-n-c-r-e-d-i-b-l-e body! Ghostvette likes this.

11-12-2009, 12:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
INTENSEPOWER Not a Sponsor Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Gilbert, AZ Posts: 1,292 Drives: 1000+hp Widebody G Rep Power: 255	"I can HAZ Vagina?" "K THX BAI!" of course this would have to be used on a semi nerdy female, the non nerdies wont get it.

11-13-2009, 03:29 PM	#13 (permalink)
Chico370Z Base Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: East Bay, CA Posts: 233 Drives: 09 370Z Touring Rep Power: 17	here's one: put your arm around her, check her shirt tag and say "uh huh, just as I thought" Her: "what?" You: "Maaade in heaven" it will never work with a "10" but two "5's" should count as a 10 __________________ 04 Nissan Sentra SpecV: Brembos, Nismo Intake/Exhaust/Short Shifter, Eibach Sportlines, ES MMI - SOLD / / / 09 Nissan 370Z Touring: Invidia Gemini Exhaust, ERZ HFC, GTM 25 Row Cooler, Z1 Tubes, and K&N Drop Ins

11-13-2009, 08:55 PM	#14 (permalink)
frost Retired admin Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Winterfell Posts: 106,613 Drives: Your Wife Crazy Rep Power: 0	How would you like a cocktail without the tail.

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