Pickup lines

ShinyBlueZ · 05-03-2012, 04:07 PM

lol That was a joke.. but the bitterly married guy enters the fray and makes himself known!

hahaha

Cmike2780 · 05-03-2012, 04:24 PM

It's all about confidence and creating an interesting conversation, especially something funny. You can get away with a cheezy pick-up line if you do it right. It's all about the delivery. My favorite is this one.

(approach a girl while pretending to be on the cell phone)

you: ...yup, okay. I found her. I'm standing right next to her. (describe something she's wearing out loud; shirt color, dress, etc..)

her: (looks at you)

you: ...that was cupid. Hi my name is ______

gsxr750 · 05-03-2012, 04:56 PM

Happily married to hot chinese girl for 10yrs. now. Was into the dating seen from the 1984-2001. Most girls I would hit up on were only the ones that gave you a smile or simple eye contact.

I went out with my buddy who recently got divorced and wasn't really into dating and picking up girls. He married his high school sweet heart, then got screwed. He didn't believe my claims of it being easy to pick up and meet new women, as I was realy selective.

So to show him how easy it was I just used my simple technic, and I would never even buy the girls drinks unless I was really interested in them.

I would just say hi introduce myself , talk a little and ask them for a phone #. End result after doing this for about 3 weekends of going out and getting about 60 phone numbers, half were fake and about 6 pained out into dating 6 girls at once, all resulted in bedding them. After doing this for about 6 months, I gave up and picked the best girl for a few yrs. Its to much stress dating to many women at the same time in the same city, unless they live in different cites.

Bonzo · 05-03-2012, 05:04 PM

Hey b*tch, wanna play with my Zee Zee?

Nothing more honest than just getting straight to the point.

gsxr750 · 05-03-2012, 05:20 PM

Vasectomy is still the best deal, keeps you out of a lot of trouble.

Female breeders or (leach women) will tell you, you need to have children to carry on your name and you live your life thru hem when your old.

I say screw the little bastards, the happiest guys I know are the ones that never had kids or got married.

It lets you do what you want, buy what ever , when ever you want, date or screw who ever you can.

The most important thing is it keeps you safe from all the emotional nightmares that most occur with most of these women as the age and your money in your own pockets.

Note as women age and you find them alone and single, its for a very good reason, most are really F????ed in the head.

Gungrave · 05-03-2012, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gsxr750

The simple facts for picking up women, is just to be sincere and polite and well dressed, a good job, and a good clean late model car.

Treat all women the same regardless of race or country of origin.

What most women are looking for is a man that can support them either with a family or career goals,( most women will want to become breeders sometime in there life), so looks and intelligence of the man are really important to them.

The best advice that I can give to any young guys after dating many women and being married for 20yrs. and seeing other failed marriages of friends over the years is simply this.

Women are true predators, they search for the best mate, they suck out as much life and value, as they can along with their offsprings. Once they tire of the mate, they either divorce them and move on the the next best thing.

Marriage, love etc, all man made false hoods, just lust.

Best thing a young guy can do is get a vasectomy and practice the four Fths.
Findem, Feelem, F???ken and Forgetem.

Also watch out for asian women 99% are all gold diggers, regardless of your race.

Uh you do realize that most of what you just said here implies that the girls are gold diggers right? In my opinion though about 85% of all women are gold diggers, 13% have gold digger tendencies, and the remaining 2% aren't gold diggers at all. It shows whenever you see a girl at work or school and she sees you in your beater for the day, but doesn't pay you any attention. Then the next day or so she sees you again in the nicer car and she makes sure that you see her lol.

Quote:

Originally Posted by gsxr750

Happily married to hot chinese girl for 10yrs. now. Was into the dating seen from the 1984-2001. Most girls I would hit up on were only the ones that gave you a smile or simple eye contact.

I went out with my buddy who recently got divorced and wasn't really into dating and picking up girls. He married his high school sweet heart, then got screwed. He didn't believe my claims of it being easy to pick up and meet new women, as I was realy selective.

So to show him how easy it was I just used my simple technic, and I would never even buy the girls drinks unless I was really interested in them.

I would just say hi introduce myself , talk a little and ask them for a phone #. End result after doing this for about 3 weekends of going out and getting about 60 phone numbers, half were fake and about 6 pained out into dating 6 girls at once, all resulted in bedding them. After doing this for about 6 months, I gave up and picked the best girl for a few yrs. Its to much stress dating to many women at the same time in the same city, unless they live in different cites.

Extremely easy to talk to them. By far the hardest part would be the initial conversation. But honestly I say it's too much work to try and date/pick up various chicks all the time. I'm good with my one

Quote:

Originally Posted by gsxr750

Vasectomy is still the best deal, keeps you out of a lot of trouble.

Female breeders or (leach women) will tell you, you need to have children to carry on your name and you live your life thru hem when your old.

I say screw the little bastards, the happiest guys I know are the ones that never had kids or got married.

It lets you do what you want, buy what ever , when ever you want, date or screw who ever you can.

The most important thing is it keeps you safe from all the emotional nightmares that most occur with most of these women as the age and your money in your own pockets.

Note as women age and you find them alone and single, its for a very good reason, most are really F????ed in the head.

You got a point there. Kid free is the way to be lmao

MacLean · 05-03-2012, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gsxr750

Vasectomy is still the best deal, keeps you out of a lot of trouble.

Female breeders or (leach women) will tell you, you need to have children to carry on your name and you live your life thru hem when your old.

I say screw the little bastards, the happiest guys I know are the ones that never had kids or got married.

It lets you do what you want, buy what ever , when ever you want, date or screw who ever you can.

The most important thing is it keeps you safe from all the emotional nightmares that most occur with most of these women as the age and your money in your own pockets.

Note as women age and you find them alone and single, its for a very good reason, most are really F????ed in the head.

+1.......

GD & AMEN BROTHA....

shadoquad · 05-03-2012, 06:52 PM

"Sweetheart, your eyes are like crescent wrenches. When I look in them, my nuts tighten."

Zaggeron · 05-03-2012, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadoquad

"Sweetheart, your eyes are like crescent wrenches. When I look in them, my nuts tighten."

How about ...

"Hey, you know I have a daughter around your age"

Wait.... scratch that.... nevermind

SPOHN · 05-03-2012, 06:57 PM

Sub'd. This is going to get interesting

sixpax · 05-03-2012, 07:06 PM

This one worked in Germany for me a few times while recouping with two broken arms in Wiesbaden:

"My balls itch ... can you help me out?"

Dallaz · 05-03-2012, 07:19 PM

Girl, you work at Subway?...

Cause you just gave me a FOOTLONG!!!

shadoquad · 05-03-2012, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dallaz

Girl, you work at Subway?...

Cause you just gave me a FOOTLONG!!!

MacLean · 05-03-2012, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dallaz

Girl, you work at Subway?...

Cause you just gave me a FOOTLONG!!!

WOW

MacLean · 05-03-2012, 07:58 PM

Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

Do you like bananas or blueberries? I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

I had a couple friends use these lines here.......

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

My neck hurts. Because as soon as you walked by I whipped my head!

I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

Are you tired? because you’ve been running through my mind since I got here.

05-03-2012, 04:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
Cmike2780 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Long Island Posts: 5,059 Drives: slowwww Rep Power: 30	It's all about confidence and creating an interesting conversation, especially something funny. You can get away with a cheezy pick-up line if you do it right. It's all about the delivery. My favorite is this one. (approach a girl while pretending to be on the cell phone) you: ...yup, okay. I found her. I'm standing right next to her. (describe something she's wearing out loud; shirt color, dress, etc..) her: (looks at you) you: ...that was cupid. Hi my name is ______ __________________ [09][MB][6-Spd MT][Touring][Stillen Gen III][K&N][Borla CBE][Evo-R] [ArchitTEK Photography]

05-03-2012, 05:04 PM	#4 (permalink)
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05-03-2012, 04:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
ShinyBlueZ Enthusiast Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: In My Z Posts: 462 Drives: Shiniest Bluest Z Rep Power: 15	lol That was a joke.. but the bitterly married guy enters the fray and makes himself known! hahaha

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gsxr750 Enthusiast Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: west Posts: 443 Drives: 2012 370z man. sport Rep Power: 15	Happily married to hot chinese girl for 10yrs. now. Was into the dating seen from the 1984-2001. Most girls I would hit up on were only the ones that gave you a smile or simple eye contact. I went out with my buddy who recently got divorced and wasn't really into dating and picking up girls. He married his high school sweet heart, then got screwed. He didn't believe my claims of it being easy to pick up and meet new women, as I was realy selective. So to show him how easy it was I just used my simple technic, and I would never even buy the girls drinks unless I was really interested in them. I would just say hi introduce myself , talk a little and ask them for a phone #. End result after doing this for about 3 weekends of going out and getting about 60 phone numbers, half were fake and about 6 pained out into dating 6 girls at once, all resulted in bedding them. After doing this for about 6 months, I gave up and picked the best girl for a few yrs. Its to much stress dating to many women at the same time in the same city, unless they live in different cites.

05-03-2012, 05:20 PM	#5 (permalink)
gsxr750 Enthusiast Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: west Posts: 443 Drives: 2012 370z man. sport Rep Power: 15	Vasectomy is still the best deal, keeps you out of a lot of trouble. Female breeders or (leach women) will tell you, you need to have children to carry on your name and you live your life thru hem when your old. I say screw the little bastards, the happiest guys I know are the ones that never had kids or got married. It lets you do what you want, buy what ever , when ever you want, date or screw who ever you can. The most important thing is it keeps you safe from all the emotional nightmares that most occur with most of these women as the age and your money in your own pockets. Note as women age and you find them alone and single, its for a very good reason, most are really F????ed in the head.

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shadoquad A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: . Posts: 42,608 Drives: . Rep Power: 3888	"Sweetheart, your eyes are like crescent wrenches. When I look in them, my nuts tighten."

05-03-2012, 07:58 PM	#15 (permalink)
MacLean A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Houston Posts: 1,589 Drives: '12 GM Nismo # 0445 Rep Power: 18	Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle. Do you like bananas or blueberries? I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning. Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again? If I followed you home, would you keep me? If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I had a couple friends use these lines here....... You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family. My neck hurts. Because as soon as you walked by I whipped my head! I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me? Are you tired? because you’ve been running through my mind since I got here.