Pickup lines

gsxr750 · 05-03-2012, 04:56 PM

Happily married to hot chinese girl for 10yrs. now. Was into the dating seen from the 1984-2001. Most girls I would hit up on were only the ones that gave you a smile or simple eye contact.

I went out with my buddy who recently got divorced and wasn't really into dating and picking up girls. He married his high school sweet heart, then got screwed. He didn't believe my claims of it being easy to pick up and meet new women, as I was realy selective.

So to show him how easy it was I just used my simple technic, and I would never even buy the girls drinks unless I was really interested in them.

I would just say hi introduce myself , talk a little and ask them for a phone #. End result after doing this for about 3 weekends of going out and getting about 60 phone numbers, half were fake and about 6 pained out into dating 6 girls at once, all resulted in bedding them. After doing this for about 6 months, I gave up and picked the best girl for a few yrs. Its to much stress dating to many women at the same time in the same city, unless they live in different cites.

Bonzo · 05-03-2012, 05:04 PM

Hey b*tch, wanna play with my Zee Zee?

Nothing more honest than just getting straight to the point.

gsxr750 · 05-03-2012, 05:20 PM

Vasectomy is still the best deal, keeps you out of a lot of trouble.

Female breeders or (leach women) will tell you, you need to have children to carry on your name and you live your life thru hem when your old.

I say screw the little bastards, the happiest guys I know are the ones that never had kids or got married.

It lets you do what you want, buy what ever , when ever you want, date or screw who ever you can.

The most important thing is it keeps you safe from all the emotional nightmares that most occur with most of these women as the age and your money in your own pockets.

Note as women age and you find them alone and single, its for a very good reason, most are really F????ed in the head.

Gungrave · 05-03-2012, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by gsxr750

The simple facts for picking up women, is just to be sincere and polite and well dressed, a good job, and a good clean late model car.

Treat all women the same regardless of race or country of origin.

What most women are looking for is a man that can support them either with a family or career goals,( most women will want to become breeders sometime in there life), so looks and intelligence of the man are really important to them.

The best advice that I can give to any young guys after dating many women and being married for 20yrs. and seeing other failed marriages of friends over the years is simply this.

Women are true predators, they search for the best mate, they suck out as much life and value, as they can along with their offsprings. Once they tire of the mate, they either divorce them and move on the the next best thing.

Marriage, love etc, all man made false hoods, just lust.

Best thing a young guy can do is get a vasectomy and practice the four Fths.
Findem, Feelem, F???ken and Forgetem.

Also watch out for asian women 99% are all gold diggers, regardless of your race.

Uh you do realize that most of what you just said here implies that the girls are gold diggers right? In my opinion though about 85% of all women are gold diggers, 13% have gold digger tendencies, and the remaining 2% aren't gold diggers at all. It shows whenever you see a girl at work or school and she sees you in your beater for the day, but doesn't pay you any attention. Then the next day or so she sees you again in the nicer car and she makes sure that you see her lol.

Quote:

Originally Posted by gsxr750

Happily married to hot chinese girl for 10yrs. now. Was into the dating seen from the 1984-2001. Most girls I would hit up on were only the ones that gave you a smile or simple eye contact.

I went out with my buddy who recently got divorced and wasn't really into dating and picking up girls. He married his high school sweet heart, then got screwed. He didn't believe my claims of it being easy to pick up and meet new women, as I was realy selective.

So to show him how easy it was I just used my simple technic, and I would never even buy the girls drinks unless I was really interested in them.

I would just say hi introduce myself , talk a little and ask them for a phone #. End result after doing this for about 3 weekends of going out and getting about 60 phone numbers, half were fake and about 6 pained out into dating 6 girls at once, all resulted in bedding them. After doing this for about 6 months, I gave up and picked the best girl for a few yrs. Its to much stress dating to many women at the same time in the same city, unless they live in different cites.

Extremely easy to talk to them. By far the hardest part would be the initial conversation. But honestly I say it's too much work to try and date/pick up various chicks all the time. I'm good with my one

Quote:

Originally Posted by gsxr750

Vasectomy is still the best deal, keeps you out of a lot of trouble.

Female breeders or (leach women) will tell you, you need to have children to carry on your name and you live your life thru hem when your old.

I say screw the little bastards, the happiest guys I know are the ones that never had kids or got married.

It lets you do what you want, buy what ever , when ever you want, date or screw who ever you can.

The most important thing is it keeps you safe from all the emotional nightmares that most occur with most of these women as the age and your money in your own pockets.

Note as women age and you find them alone and single, its for a very good reason, most are really F????ed in the head.

You got a point there. Kid free is the way to be lmao

gsxr750 · 05-07-2012, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Gungrave

Uh you do realize that most of what you just said here implies that the girls are gold diggers right? In my opinion though about 85% of all women are gold diggers, 13% have gold digger tendencies, and the remaining 2% aren't gold diggers at all. It shows whenever you see a girl at work or school and she sees you in your beater for the day, but doesn't pay you any attention. Then the next day or so she sees you again in the nicer car and she makes sure that you see her lol.

Extremely easy to talk to them. By far the hardest part would be the initial conversation. But honestly I say it's too much work to try and date/pick up various chicks all the time. I'm good with my one

You got a point there. Kid free is the way to be lmao

The few may be 2-10% of women out there that may be sincere and caring throught their whole life, would probalby be the really religious ones or the ugly or fat ones.

But who really wants these types women , unless your into the fat/ugly thing.

The simple facts or phases of most relationships are I Love you, I do, I hate you, I'll take you for everthing you own.

Even relationships that start out sincere, tend to reach the point when , you look at you fat *** or ugly spouse and say " OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE"

Practice the 4 F's and be happy thru out your whole life and don't be discouraged by the heat you get from family or friends that will tell you need to get married and have a family to be happy.

The real reason they tell you this is really because they are jealous and envy you, they want you to become like them and share in their misery.

No better revenge then going to family or social functions with a new younger hot girl at your side and seeing all the fat cows talking behind your back about you and your latest girl. The old cows hate you and the men wish they were you !

MacLean · 05-07-2012, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by gsxr750

The few may be 2-10% of women out there that may be sincere and caring throught their whole life, would probalby be the really religious ones or the ugly or fat ones.

But who really wants these types women , unless your into the fat/ugly thing.

The simple facts or phases of most relationships are I Love you, I do, I hate you, I'll take you for everthing you own.

Even relationships that start out sincere, tend to reach the point when , you look at you fat *** or ugly spouse and say " OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE"

Practice the 4 F's and be happy thru out your whole life and don't be discouraged by the heat you get from family or friends that will tell you need to get married and have a family to be happy.

The real reason they tell you this is really because they are jealous and envy you, they want you to become like them and share in their misery.

No better revenge then going to family or social functions with a new younger hot girl at your side and seeing all the fat cows talking behind your back about you and your latest girl. The old cows hate you and the men wish they were you !

+1......

Sometimes one falls for a really hot woman & then gets stuck like a mofo.

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Originally Posted by Dallaz

Hahaha

If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

Uhhhh........ 50/50. Hell maybe you could get both.

gsxr750 · 05-07-2012, 09:46 PM

Even with the good looking ones you have to always think with your brain and not your crotch.

You have to prepare for the worst and expect the best, so always play things cool, once you tell you love them, they'll do almost anything to trap you.

When it comes time for a ring or gifts over a $100 its time to move on, 1 yr per bitch is enough.

You can truly see what type of predators, most women are. A lot of the time you will also see these devoted mothers, turn on their own kids once the child support runs out or the well runs dry.

The best weapon you can use against a women is their own emotions, knowing that women base most of their decisions in life based on emotional BS. Compared to men that make decisons based on logic, you can easily turn the tables on them and gain he upper hand in the relationship.

Remember RED FOX- said it best, when a $100 whore in vegas would give him the best time in this life and RED replied for $0.99 I can go down to the drugstore and by a bottle of lotion and get the same results.

So how much power or value really is there in that greasy slit.

Megagoli112 · 05-08-2012, 01:36 AM

greasy? geez man its supposed to be moist...

don't get me wrong but you sound bitter... you need some sweet pacalolo to mellow you out. Not everybody is trying to "rob" you.

MacLean · 05-03-2012, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gsxr750

Vasectomy is still the best deal, keeps you out of a lot of trouble.

Female breeders or (leach women) will tell you, you need to have children to carry on your name and you live your life thru hem when your old.

I say screw the little bastards, the happiest guys I know are the ones that never had kids or got married.

It lets you do what you want, buy what ever , when ever you want, date or screw who ever you can.

The most important thing is it keeps you safe from all the emotional nightmares that most occur with most of these women as the age and your money in your own pockets.

Note as women age and you find them alone and single, its for a very good reason, most are really F????ed in the head.

+1.......

GD & AMEN BROTHA....

MacLean · 05-03-2012, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadoquad

"Sweetheart, your eyes are like crescent wrenches. When I look in them, my nuts tighten."

Quote:

Originally Posted by sixpax

This one worked in Germany for me a few times while recouping with two broken arms in Wiesbaden:

"My balls itch ... can you help me out?"

I can actually see this happening, but as you stated both of your arms were broken. If both arms were not broken, then no way in hell would this fly.

05-03-2012, 05:04 PM	#2 (permalink)
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05-07-2012, 09:46 PM	#7 (permalink)
gsxr750 Enthusiast Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: west Posts: 443 Drives: 2012 370z man. sport Rep Power: 15	Even with the good looking ones you have to always think with your brain and not your crotch. You have to prepare for the worst and expect the best, so always play things cool, once you tell you love them, they'll do almost anything to trap you. When it comes time for a ring or gifts over a $100 its time to move on, 1 yr per bitch is enough. You can truly see what type of predators, most women are. A lot of the time you will also see these devoted mothers, turn on their own kids once the child support runs out or the well runs dry. The best weapon you can use against a women is their own emotions, knowing that women base most of their decisions in life based on emotional BS. Compared to men that make decisons based on logic, you can easily turn the tables on them and gain he upper hand in the relationship. Remember RED FOX- said it best, when a $100 whore in vegas would give him the best time in this life and RED replied for $0.99 I can go down to the drugstore and by a bottle of lotion and get the same results. So how much power or value really is there in that greasy slit. NitrousZ34 likes this. Last edited by gsxr750; 05-07-2012 at 09:49 PM.

05-08-2012, 01:36 AM	#8 (permalink)
Megagoli112 Base Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Hawaii Posts: 4 Drives: Nissan 370Z Rep Power: 15	greasy? geez man its supposed to be moist... don't get me wrong but you sound bitter... you need some sweet pacalolo to mellow you out. Not everybody is trying to "rob" you. Dnyb likes this.

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05-03-2012, 04:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
gsxr750 Enthusiast Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: west Posts: 443 Drives: 2012 370z man. sport Rep Power: 15	Happily married to hot chinese girl for 10yrs. now. Was into the dating seen from the 1984-2001. Most girls I would hit up on were only the ones that gave you a smile or simple eye contact. I went out with my buddy who recently got divorced and wasn't really into dating and picking up girls. He married his high school sweet heart, then got screwed. He didn't believe my claims of it being easy to pick up and meet new women, as I was realy selective. So to show him how easy it was I just used my simple technic, and I would never even buy the girls drinks unless I was really interested in them. I would just say hi introduce myself , talk a little and ask them for a phone #. End result after doing this for about 3 weekends of going out and getting about 60 phone numbers, half were fake and about 6 pained out into dating 6 girls at once, all resulted in bedding them. After doing this for about 6 months, I gave up and picked the best girl for a few yrs. Its to much stress dating to many women at the same time in the same city, unless they live in different cites.

05-03-2012, 05:20 PM	#3 (permalink)
gsxr750 Enthusiast Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: west Posts: 443 Drives: 2012 370z man. sport Rep Power: 15	Vasectomy is still the best deal, keeps you out of a lot of trouble. Female breeders or (leach women) will tell you, you need to have children to carry on your name and you live your life thru hem when your old. I say screw the little bastards, the happiest guys I know are the ones that never had kids or got married. It lets you do what you want, buy what ever , when ever you want, date or screw who ever you can. The most important thing is it keeps you safe from all the emotional nightmares that most occur with most of these women as the age and your money in your own pockets. Note as women age and you find them alone and single, its for a very good reason, most are really F????ed in the head.