The horsepower race has gone nuclear: 2013 GT500

As a little girl is coming out of school, a man pulls up in his car, rolls down the window and says to her, "I'll give you a sweet if you'll get in the car with me."

The little girl says, "No, I not getting in the car."

The next day the same man pulls up again, rolls down the window and says to the same little girl, "I'll give you two sweets if you'll get in the car with me."

The little girl repeats, "No, I'm not getting in the car."

The third day the man pulls up and offers her a whole bag of sweets if she will get into the car.

"No Dad," replies the girl, "There's no way I'm getting into the Mustang!"




Q: What's the difference between a mustang and a Jehovah's Witness?
A: You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness!

Q: How do you make a mustang accelerate from zero to 60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A: Push it off a cliff.

Q: What is found on the last two pages of every mustangs owner's manual?
A: The bus schedule.

Q: What do they do with junked mustang?
A: Recycle them into tin cans.

Q: Why do mustang owners never carry a map?
A: It'll never get far enough to get lost!

Q: What do you call a mustangs at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.

Q: What do you call two mustangs at the top of a hill?
A: A miracle.

Q: How do you double the value of a mustang?
A: Fill up the gas tank.

Q: What do you call a mustang with brakes?
A: Customized.

Q: How do you make a mustang go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.

Q: What is the reason for the rear window defogger on a mustang?
A: To keep your hands warm while you push it off the road on a winter day.

Q: Why don't mustangs sustain much damage in a front-end collision?
A: The tow truck takes most of the impact.

Q: What do you call mustangs passengers?
A: Shock absorbers.

Q: How do you improve the appearance of a mustang?
A: Park it between two 914s.

Q: What makes a mustang go faster?
A: A tow truck.

Q: What do you call a mustang with a flat tire?
A: A write-off.

Q: What is the smallest part of a mustang?
A: The owner's brain.

Q: What do you call someone who buys a secondhand mustang?
A: A scrap dealer.

Q: What does a mustang buyer do to look sophisticated?
A: Wears dark glasses.

Q: How do you tell the mustang buyer from all the other people with dark glasses?
A: Their the ones with the white sticks.

Q: Why do they give away free TVs with mustang?
A: So you've got something to do while waiting for the mechanic to come and fix it.

Q: What do you call a mustang with twin exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow.

Q: What is the difference between a mustang and a golf ball?
A: You can drive a golf ball 360 yards.

Q: What's the best part of owning a mustang?
A: You can always get a handicapped spot.

Q: What do mustangs and Ferarris have in common?
A: A Ferrari can go from 0 to 60 in 4 seconds, whereas a mustang can go from 0 to 4 in 60 seconds.