She should not own a Z

Originally Posted by onzedge

It is obvious that she desired you and in a more-then-brotherly-Z-owner way. She would have preferred to lust after you from afar, maybe capturing your face and body in her memory that she could conjure later whilst pleasuring herself as her husband sleeps off the 7 Manhattans he drank after dinner. She would have been content with that, but you ruined it.

When you approached her, cognitive dissonance washed over her being and she saw you not as the fantasy boy-toy she could keep tucked away in her memories, but as a real person. Her subconscious took over and, against her will, kicked in her defense mechanisms of stoicism and aloofness. This image of you and what she could do to and with you became sudden and harsh reality and she could not handle it so she shut down.

This happens to me almost daily.

Of course, maybe she is just a b!tch. There's always that.

Originally Posted by P's_Z

Best post eva

You could write the next installment of 50 shades of grey or anyother sexxxy novel

Originally Posted by confucius

Made the night!