She should not own a Z

onzedge · 08-15-2014, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Em370z

I went to park my z where i usually park for work. I notice another 370z where i park so i parked right next to the z(excited to take pic together of the car). I saw an old lady in the driver seat. To tell you the truth i was not expecting that but she looked at me! Like every z owner do when they see another z we say wat up or compliment each other!! Which i did!! I gave a wave and smile but nope in return she starred me down and my car and looked the other way!!!! Me personally people like that should just walk or ride a skooter!!!!!! Has this ever happen to you guys??if yes share!!!

It is obvious that she desired you and in a more-then-brotherly-Z-owner way. She would have preferred to lust after you from afar, maybe capturing your face and body in her memory that she could conjure later whilst pleasuring herself as her husband sleeps off the 7 Manhattans he drank after dinner. She would have been content with that, but you ruined it.

When you approached her, cognitive dissonance washed over her being and she saw you not as the fantasy boy-toy she could keep tucked away in her memories, but as a real person. Her subconscious took over and, against her will, kicked in her defense mechanisms of stoicism and aloofness. This image of you and what she could do to and with you became sudden and harsh reality and she could not handle it so she shut down.

This happens to me almost daily.

Of course, maybe she is just a b!tch. There's always that.

Em370z · 08-15-2014, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

It is obvious that she desired you and in a more-then-brotherly-Z-owner way. She would have preferred to lust after you from afar, maybe capturing your face and body in her memory that she could conjure later whilst pleasuring herself as her husband sleeps off the 7 Manhattans he drank after dinner. She would have been content with that, but you ruined it.

When you approached her, cognitive dissonance washed over her being and she saw you not as the fantasy boy-toy she could keep tucked away in her memories, but as a real person. Her subconscious took over and, against her will, kicked in her defense mechanisms of stoicism and aloofness. This image of you and what she could do to and with you became sudden and harsh reality and she could not handle it so she shut down.

This happens to me almost daily.

Of course, maybe she is just a b!tch. There's always that.

Hahahahah man that was INTENSE!!!! Lol now i know for future reference man!!!
Thanks

onzedge · 08-15-2014, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Em370z

Hahahahah man that was INTENSE!!!! Lol now i know for future reference man!!!
Thanks

I am here to help.

blackcherry20 · 08-15-2014, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

I am here to help.

you're awesome that way

onzedge · 08-15-2014, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by blackcherry20

you're awesome that way

Ma'am.

RonRizz · 08-15-2014, 08:03 PM

Maybe she was creeped out by the perv sneaking cell phone pics of her. Just a thought.

Em370z · 08-15-2014, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by RonRizz

Maybe she was creeped out by the perv sneaking cell phone pics of her. Just a thought.

Naa i took it right after she just gave me a look!! Just thought i would share this experience with ppl on forum!! Ever though about that bruh!

kenchan · 08-15-2014, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

It is obvious that she desired you and in a more-then-brotherly-Z-owner way. She would have preferred to lust after you from afar, maybe capturing your face and body in her memory that she could conjure later whilst pleasuring herself as her husband sleeps off the 7 Manhattans he drank after dinner. She would have been content with that, but you ruined it.

When you approached her, cognitive dissonance washed over her being and she saw you not as the fantasy boy-toy she could keep tucked away in her memories, but as a real person. Her subconscious took over and, against her will, kicked in her defense mechanisms of stoicism and aloofness. This image of you and what she could do to and with you became sudden and harsh reality and she could not handle it so she shut down.

This happens to me almost daily.

Of course, maybe she is just a b!tch. There's always that.

onzedge · 08-15-2014, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

It makes my day when I get a giggle out of you.

alcheng · 08-15-2014, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

It is obvious that she desired you and in a more-then-brotherly-Z-owner way. She would have preferred to lust after you from afar, maybe capturing your face and body in her memory that she could conjure later whilst pleasuring herself as her husband sleeps off the 7 Manhattans he drank after dinner. She would have been content with that, but you ruined it.

When you approached her, cognitive dissonance washed over her being and she saw you not as the fantasy boy-toy she could keep tucked away in her memories, but as a real person. Her subconscious took over and, against her will, kicked in her defense mechanisms of stoicism and aloofness. This image of you and what she could do to and with you became sudden and harsh reality and she could not handle it so she shut down.

This happens to me almost daily.

Of course, maybe she is just a b!tch. There's always that.

thanks Mr.onzedge..

now i know why i got starred but no flirt most of the time...

onzedge · 08-15-2014, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by alcheng

thanks Mr.onzedge..

now i know why i got starred but no flirt most of the time...

You are welcome.

P's_Z · 08-15-2014, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

It is obvious that she desired you and in a more-then-brotherly-Z-owner way. She would have preferred to lust after you from afar, maybe capturing your face and body in her memory that she could conjure later whilst pleasuring herself as her husband sleeps off the 7 Manhattans he drank after dinner. She would have been content with that, but you ruined it.

When you approached her, cognitive dissonance washed over her being and she saw you not as the fantasy boy-toy she could keep tucked away in her memories, but as a real person. Her subconscious took over and, against her will, kicked in her defense mechanisms of stoicism and aloofness. This image of you and what she could do to and with you became sudden and harsh reality and she could not handle it so she shut down.

This happens to me almost daily.

Of course, maybe she is just a b!tch. There's always that.

Best post eva

You could write the next installment of 50 shades of grey or anyother sexxxy novel

confucius · 08-15-2014, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

It is obvious that she desired you and in a more-then-brotherly-Z-owner way. She would have preferred to lust after you from afar, maybe capturing your face and body in her memory that she could conjure later whilst pleasuring herself as her husband sleeps off the 7 Manhattans he drank after dinner. She would have been content with that, but you ruined it.

When you approached her, cognitive dissonance washed over her being and she saw you not as the fantasy boy-toy she could keep tucked away in her memories, but as a real person. Her subconscious took over and, against her will, kicked in her defense mechanisms of stoicism and aloofness. This image of you and what she could do to and with you became sudden and harsh reality and she could not handle it so she shut down.

This happens to me almost daily.

Of course, maybe she is just a b!tch. There's always that.

Made the night!

onzedge · 08-15-2014, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by P's_Z

Best post eva

You could write the next installment of 50 shades of grey or anyother sexxxy novel

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Originally Posted by confucius

Made the night!

I like words. Thanks for stopping by, my friends.

jpkirk · 08-17-2014, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

It is obvious that she desired you and in a more-then-brotherly-Z-owner way. She would have preferred to lust after you from afar, maybe capturing your face and body in her memory that she could conjure later whilst pleasuring herself as her husband sleeps off the 7 Manhattans he drank after dinner. She would have been content with that, but you ruined it.

When you approached her, cognitive dissonance washed over her being and she saw you not as the fantasy boy-toy she could keep tucked away in her memories, but as a real person. Her subconscious took over and, against her will, kicked in her defense mechanisms of stoicism and aloofness. This image of you and what she could do to and with you became sudden and harsh reality and she could not handle it so she shut down.

This happens to me almost daily.

Of course, maybe she is just a b!tch. There's always that.

I vote bitch. But it could be fantasy.

08-15-2014, 08:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
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