Downside of our door handles

Riptide67 · 01-09-2014, 08:01 PM

I have never had this issue. But it sounds electric...Boogy woogy ooooogyy!!!!

Shotta · 01-09-2014, 08:10 PM

I have static shock phobia.

You DO NOT need to buy anything, here is what works 100%.

Open your door then before touching even 1 foot to the ground make sure your hand is touching metal, I usually just grab the window pillar, then put your foot down.

Congratulations, you are now discharged and didn't feel a thing.

Elan · 01-10-2014, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shotta

I have static shock phobia.

You DO NOT need to buy anything, here is what works 100%.

Open your door then before touching even 1 foot to the ground make sure your hand is touching metal, I usually just grab the window pillar, then put your foot down.

Congratulations, you are now discharged and didn't feel a thing.

I have that phobia too hence why I made a thread. I really do appreciate the suggestions.

So far:
1. Lube myself up
2. Touch my wiener to the car
3. Touch my hand to the metal prior to stepping on the ground.

#2 it is!

H2O_Doc · 01-10-2014, 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elan

I have that phobia too hence why I made a thread. I really do appreciate the suggestions.

So far:
1. Lube myself up
2. Touch my wiener to the car
3. Touch my hand to the metal prior to stepping on the ground.

#2 it is!

If you're like most dudes, you'll end up doing the following:

1. Lube yourself up
2. Touch your wiener
3. Repeat step 2 with promptness and vigor.

You'll not make it into your car with any series of steps involving your ding-ding and Kentucky jelly or other friction reducing product (including Royal Purple on your Royal Scepter). It is just too easy to get distracted, even if you are fleeing zombies. You'll start of "Oh no! Zombies!!!!", but end up at step 2 thinking "Heyyyy! My pee-pee! Yeaaa pee-pee!"

Got_Z · 01-10-2014, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elan

I have that phobia too hence why I made a thread. I really do appreciate the suggestions.

So far:

1. Lube myself up

2. Touch my wiener to the car

3. Touch my hand to the metal prior to stepping on the ground.

#2 it is!

-M-

01-09-2014, 08:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
Riptide67 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Oak Harbor, WA Age: 38 Posts: 1,610 Drives: 09 Nismo #0483 PW Rep Power: 70	I have never had this issue. But it sounds electric...Boogy woogy ooooogyy!!!! Haboob likes this. __________________ 2009 Nismo 370Z and 1975 Datsun 280Z 2+2 - PNW_INC - Legacy_Ohana Follow me on Instagam @s3zero_z3four

01-09-2014, 08:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
Shotta Enthusiast Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Niagara Posts: 316 Drives: 2010 370z black M6 Rep Power: 14	I have static shock phobia. You DO NOT need to buy anything, here is what works 100%. Open your door then before touching even 1 foot to the ground make sure your hand is touching metal, I usually just grab the window pillar, then put your foot down. Congratulations, you are now discharged and didn't feel a thing. __________________ 6MT - designed for perfectionists 7AT - designed for enthusiasts

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