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ZBro16

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"Ninja Medians" by ZBro16

Amidst scandals, embassy invasions, healthcare bills, and Miley Cyrus, it can be difficult for the average American to be aware of real dangers that are skipping under the radar in our country.

In a small town of Florence, Alabama, concrete medians have begun shifting with the tectonic plates of the earth on which they reside, making for hazardous driving situations. While the general demographic of Florence drives F-150s, local resident JohnYu of Florence, a foreign exchange student at Hooked on Phonics, feels the issue is far more dangerous and should be taken more seriously for those who cannot drive vehicles that weigh 5000+lbs and have a foot or more of ground clearance. He was struck by a moving median on the highway.

In addition to having to back up his car, a very dangerous maneuver to execute on a major roadway, JohnYu scratched his car. Twice.

The damage doesn't stop there.

JohnYu, an activist for unconditional warranties on motor vehicles, feels that his vehicle should be repaired due to the median coming out of nowhere. Any parts that fail as a result of this collision are considered poorly assembled.

Some residents are genuinely concerned about rising insurance costs. JohnYu also had this to say:

When asking for help regarding his situation, JohnYu turns to his Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

JohnYu's situation is the talk of the town, and while some people think this is a matter of simple negligence and that JohnYu shouldn't be on his ******* cellphone for Christ's ******* sake, local resident DEpointfive0 seems to understand the tectonic plate theory.