Most Stupid Thing Heard From a Nissan Dealer

RonRizz · 12-08-2013, 07:48 AM

There wouldn't possibly be any fabrication in any/most of these posts,would there??

Grindkiezer · 12-07-2013, 08:31 PM

There's a salesman that works at Nissan in my city and he claims to know more about my car then I do simply because he works there. I interacted with him once when after I dropped off my car I spent the next 15 minutes waiting for my ride to pick me up exploring the lot looking at other Z's. He spotted me and tried to sell me on it, except after I asked why the description of the car had 18" wheels on a nismo he said it's because all Z's have 18" stock. But then I told him I have a Z and its right over in there (service department) now every time I see him he tries to prove himself to me or something.

Crayon · 12-08-2013, 01:33 AM

I made them go get me a new salesman after the first one scoffed at me wanting a test drive. The same salesman scoffed at my (supposed) inability to pay for it.

The same salesman who didn't get my commission.

Rhinetom · 12-09-2013, 10:06 AM

Nissan Service Tech: Do you want the regular oil or, the expensive stuff? We have a special on tire rotation, if you're interested.

Rhinetom · 12-09-2013, 10:10 AM

Oh, forgot this one from a female salesperson: Obviously, the convertible is faster because that top is very light and when you put it down it weighs nothing at all.

Justice97 · 12-09-2013, 12:41 PM

When I got to the dealer I told them I wanted a free cap and keychain.

2 weeks later I got a free cap and keychain with my plates.

No stupid lines no dumb questions, they were very cool from the 1st call to negotiate a negotiating start point on the price.

winnre · 12-25-2013, 08:13 PM

One dealer told me the auto 370Z has a CVT and you never hear the gears change. If you do, you did something wrong.

HelluvaG · 12-25-2013, 10:32 PM

the dumb guy with the honda shirt told me these toyotas sell like hotcakes,but then i was at a nissan dealer. typical car salesman

edub370 · 12-26-2013, 09:03 AM

... Fake story is fake^^

HelluvaG · 12-26-2013, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by edub370

... Fake story is fake^^

yeah kidding is kidding. haha. can't trust some of these dealers, esp the salesman. even service people too.

1_Stealth_Z · 12-26-2013, 09:26 AM

No **** there I was...I pull into a dealership in Jackson tn in my Z (see below for mods all current at the time this happened) with my mom because I let her drive mine and she loved it so much she wanted to by one herself. So we get out and they have a 2012 touring and they ask me in all seriousness...So do you want to trade your car in for this one here. I look at him like dafuq O_o?!?! We then tell him that my mom was actually there looking for one and wanted to know how much they are asking for it. They would not give us an asking price or any price for that matter. They pretty much acted like we couldn't afford it so we just left and she went to Memphis the next day and looked at them and ended up buying a Miata...that's when I disowned her lol just kidding.

nymex · 03-02-2014, 09:03 PM

When I was looking for a 370z Nismo, the dealers didn't had one! The saleman told me that I should buy a 35 anniversary 370z insted...

/Angelo350Z/ · 03-02-2014, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nymex

When I was looking for a 370z Nismo, the dealers didn't had one! The saleman told me that I should buy a 35 anniversary 370z insted...

LOL. Did you tell him the car does not exist?

2xtreme1 · 03-02-2014, 10:20 PM

Went to one dealership for my first oil change and he told me I should consider getting new tires pretty soon.
He said they were at like 4/32nds. He SUGGESTED THAT I ROTATE THE TIRES LOL.
go foward about five months for my next oil change and somehow my tires got some thread back or something.
I had like 8/32nds
wow .

DatsunFTW · 03-02-2014, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2xtreme1

Went to one dealership for my first oil change and he told me I should consider getting new tires pretty soon.
He said they were at like 4/32nds. He SUGGESTED THAT I ROTATE THE TIRES LOL.
go foward about five months for my next oil change and somehow my tires got some thread back or something.
I had like 8/32nds
wow .

Yea I've gotten that too. They even told me that I need to change my brake pads too. The receipt sread 865 bucks... I left that hell hole and went home to change my oil. Checked on my pads and tires and it was perfectly fine...

12-08-2013, 07:48 AM	#1 (permalink)
RonRizz A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Pine grove, Pa Posts: 2,136 Drives: 2 feet, 3 pedals Rep Power: 6776	There wouldn't possibly be any fabrication in any/most of these posts,would there?? __________________ P99rs Head Unit--- Amps- 2 Pioneer Prs800d --- Zapco ST1000MX---Zapco ST-4XSQ---- SI BM mk5 Subs---SI TM65v2 Midbass--- SI M3 mids--- SI M25 xbl2 tweeters ----- 2016 MECA street class 3rd place at world finals

12-07-2013, 08:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
Grindkiezer Track Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: San Diego Posts: 824 Drives: A Car Rep Power: 14	There's a salesman that works at Nissan in my city and he claims to know more about my car then I do simply because he works there. I interacted with him once when after I dropped off my car I spent the next 15 minutes waiting for my ride to pick me up exploring the lot looking at other Z's. He spotted me and tried to sell me on it, except after I asked why the description of the car had 18" wheels on a nismo he said it's because all Z's have 18" stock. But then I told him I have a Z and its right over in there (service department) now every time I see him he tries to prove himself to me or something. __________________ Z

12-26-2013, 09:03 AM	#9 (permalink)
edub370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2011 Location: KCMO Posts: 3,458 Drives: 09 370z S/T 6MT Rep Power: 21	... Fake story is fake^^ __________________ 09 370Z ST 6MT//Injen CAI//Greddy CBE//TP//TSW's//Swifts//Stillen lip//Whiteline sways 326whp/268tq

12-26-2013, 09:26 AM	#11 (permalink)
1_Stealth_Z Base Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Savannah GA Posts: 117 Drives: 09 PG 370Z 6MT Rep Power: 14	No ** there I was...I pull into a dealership in Jackson tn in my Z (see below for mods all current at the time this happened) with my mom because I let her drive mine and she loved it so much she wanted to by one herself. So we get out and they have a 2012 touring and they ask me in all seriousness...So do you want to trade your car in for this one here. I look at him like dafuq O_o?!?! We then tell him that my mom was actually there looking for one and wanted to know how much they are asking for it. They would not give us an asking price or any price for that matter. They pretty much acted like we couldn't afford it so we just left and she went to Memphis the next day and looked at them and ended up buying a Miata...that's when I disowned her lol just kidding. __________________ STS Turbo \|Turbo Smart \| Z1 34 row \| StopTech \| Hawk \| Walbro \| Avant Garde M310 \| Z1 Test Pipes \| Swift Spec-R \| Kenwood Excelon \| JL \| VIS \|PLASTI-DIP** \| Oracle

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12-08-2013, 01:33 AM	#3 (permalink)
Crayon Base Member Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: New Mexico Posts: 78 Drives: 2012 Nismo 370z #308 Rep Power: 12	I made them go get me a new salesman after the first one scoffed at me wanting a test drive. The same salesman scoffed at my (supposed) inability to pay for it. The same salesman who didn't get my commission.

12-09-2013, 10:06 AM	#4 (permalink)
Rhinetom Base Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: United States Posts: 92 Drives: 09 370Z auto, red Rep Power: 17	Nissan Service Tech: Do you want the regular oil or, the expensive stuff? We have a special on tire rotation, if you're interested.

12-09-2013, 10:10 AM	#5 (permalink)
Rhinetom Base Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: United States Posts: 92 Drives: 09 370Z auto, red Rep Power: 17	Oh, forgot this one from a female salesperson: Obviously, the convertible is faster because that top is very light and when you put it down it weighs nothing at all.

12-09-2013, 12:41 PM	#6 (permalink)
Justice97 Enthusiast Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: San Antonio Posts: 387 Drives: 11 370Z MB M6 Rep Power: 17	When I got to the dealer I told them I wanted a free cap and keychain. 2 weeks later I got a free cap and keychain with my plates. No stupid lines no dumb questions, they were very cool from the 1st call to negotiate a negotiating start point on the price.

12-25-2013, 08:13 PM	#7 (permalink)
winnre Track Member Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Close to Redlands, CA Posts: 534 Drives: '14 370Z Touring Spt Rep Power: 13	One dealer told me the auto 370Z has a CVT and you never hear the gears change. If you do, you did something wrong.

12-25-2013, 10:32 PM	#8 (permalink)
HelluvaG Enthusiast Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: SoCal Posts: 380 Drives: G Rep Power: 15	the dumb guy with the honda shirt told me these toyotas sell like hotcakes,but then i was at a nissan dealer. typical car salesman

03-02-2014, 09:03 PM	#12 (permalink)
nymex Base Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Qc, Canada Posts: 1 Drives: 370Z Nismo Rep Power: 13	When I was looking for a 370z Nismo, the dealers didn't had one! The saleman told me that I should buy a 35 anniversary 370z insted...

03-02-2014, 10:20 PM	#14 (permalink)
2xtreme1 Enthusiast Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Eastvale, California Age: 33 Posts: 494 Drives: 11' 370Z 7 A/T Sport Rep Power: 14	Went to one dealership for my first oil change and he told me I should consider getting new tires pretty soon. He said they were at like 4/32nds. He SUGGESTED THAT I ROTATE THE TIRES LOL. go foward about five months for my next oil change and somehow my tires got some thread back or something. I had like 8/32nds wow .