What is the worst insult you have given someone's car?

dastaco · 02-21-2013, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by jpritche

Mine was to my best friend. We always give each other sh*t about our cars. Its just part of it. Nothing serious, and we don't mean anything by it.

^ This. The only time I bust someone's chops about their car is if they are a good friend of mine. Even then its only in jest because all of my friends drive awesome/interesting cars. Pretty much only the douchiest of douches dog a strangers car to their face.

TheGreatOne · 02-21-2013, 11:55 AM

I usually try to find something nice to say or point out even in cars I don't like

But I did crap on a guy for having those fake Brembo brake covers and a fake Intercooler...I let him know his car will not:

stop any faster with imaginary brake covers thanks to his imaginary added Horsepower

His car was a major fail all around...him being 38 yrs old and not a 16yr old newbie made it worse

DEpointfive0 · 02-21-2013, 11:59 AM

Definite

m4a1mustang · 02-21-2013, 12:01 PM

I told someone that their car smelled of elderberries.

enkei2k · 02-21-2013, 12:15 PM

Saw this:

Asked him if he got the car from Papa Smurf?

radarlove · 02-21-2013, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang

I told someone that their car smelled of elderberries.

Was their mom a hamster?

roy'sz · 02-21-2013, 01:13 PM

Nice car, did it come with a matching purse?

another one of my favs, " Oh, is that the new Miata?" lol

m4a1mustang · 02-21-2013, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by radarlove

Was their mom a hamster?

Indeed she was.

AlexRaymond19 · 02-21-2013, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by roy'sz

" Oh, is that the new Miata?" lol

HAHA! I will have to bust that one out one of these days

alcheng · 02-21-2013, 02:37 PM

wow... you took your father's key today??

4r3s · 02-21-2013, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by alcheng

wow... you took your father's key today??

Another slant but similar, "Oh, driving your wife's car today, eh?

yes I added the eh because you're from Canada

alcheng · 02-21-2013, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by 4r3s

Another slant but similar, "Oh, driving your wife's car today, eh?

yes I added the eh because you're from Canada

semtex · 02-21-2013, 04:20 PM

"Oh. It's an automatic."

Pintsize725 · 02-21-2013, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by semtex

"Oh. It's an automatic."

Aww, that hurts.

3.7 ZPA · 02-21-2013, 04:41 PM

When I was shopping for beaters, I told a salesman at a particular dealership that the car he was trying hard to sell me was a "crapbox."

02-21-2013, 11:55 AM	#17 (permalink)
TheGreatOne A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Montreal, Canada Age: 46 Posts: 1,980 Drives: E60 BMW M5 Rep Power: 21	I usually try to find something nice to say or point out even in cars I don't like But I did crap on a guy for having those fake Brembo brake covers and a fake Intercooler...I let him know his car will not: stop any faster with imaginary brake covers thanks to his imaginary added Horsepower His car was a major fail all around...him being 38 yrs old and not a 16yr old newbie made it worse __________________ 2017 SUBARU STI 2008 E60 M5 - SOLD 2010 40th Anniversary 370Z - SOLD (and missing her)

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m4a1mustang A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Northern VA Posts: 55,385 Drives: on two wheels Rep Power: 6962	I told someone that their car smelled of elderberries. semtex, b1adesofcha0s and bdavis89 like this. __________________ - Steve Zs & Coffee - Saturdays at 10AM in Fairfax, VA and Columbia, MD (Click the banner!) LIKE us on Facebook!

02-21-2013, 12:15 PM	#20 (permalink)
enkei2k A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: NYC Posts: 6,365 Drives: '12 G41 B/S M6 Rep Power: 3716	Saw this: Asked him if he got the car from Papa Smurf? FPenvy likes this. __________________ ...need boost...

02-21-2013, 01:13 PM	#22 (permalink)
roy'sz A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: palmdale, ca Posts: 1,299 Drives: 2010 nissan 370z Rep Power: 15	Nice car, did it come with a matching purse? another one of my favs, " Oh, is that the new Miata?" lol AlexRaymond19 likes this. __________________ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtvG...data_playerARK HFC'S-ARK Grip-Stillen G3-M370-UPREV-Kinetix upper control arm-WC Latheworks-Stage2 Bad@$$ Driver(318whp/268tq)-

02-21-2013, 02:37 PM	#25 (permalink)
alcheng A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Toronto Posts: 28,893 Drives: 2011 ZR PW w/Clutch Rep Power: 418352	wow... you took your father's key today??

02-21-2013, 04:20 PM	#28 (permalink)
semtex A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Behind enemy lines Age: 53 Posts: 5,995 Drives: People to drink Rep Power: 32	"Oh. It's an automatic." Leuz likes this. __________________ "There are no small accidents on this circuit." -- Ayrton Senna 316.8whp & 248 ft/lbs (Dyno Dynamics) \| 319whp & 256 ft/lbs (DynoJet) (04/23/10) Stillen G3 CAI, CBE, Pulley / F.I. LTH / GTSpec Ladder Brace / Setrab Oil Cooler / UpRev-tuned by Forged Perf.

02-21-2013, 04:41 PM	#30 (permalink)
3.7 ZPA Enthusiast Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Connecticut Posts: 352 Drives: '09 370Z 6MT Rep Power: 12	When I was shopping for beaters, I told a salesman at a particular dealership that the car he was trying hard to sell me was a "crapbox."

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