I've been challenged! 2013 Audi S5. Any chance?

kenchan · 07-05-2012, 01:38 PM

hey tanooki, i remember you have a pretty wife and a nice car. wat else do you need to prove? nothing. just enjoy your ride and just give your 'friend' the benefit of the doubt.

he's probably not worthy of the S5 anyway, especially if he's concerned about others. tell him he should've gotten a bimmer to match his image and character.

JohnsZ · 07-05-2012, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Super Tanooki

Haha, literally laughing my *** off at your responses. So I should:

- Run him off the road
- Cut his brake lines (lol)
- Challenge him to a foot race (I like this one because it's an easy win)
- Ask Vin Diesel to drive for me (I did, he's not available)

Haha. I thought of taking out the spare tire but I think I'll need that weight on the back to hook up better, since that'll be the biggest issue. I'm on stock tires, btw.

I know I'm going to lose, just a little fun like I said. It's banter between friends that I brought to the forum for a laugh so no seriousness here

.

SO, who has a red supercharged 370z I could borrow. That would mess him up... (or a couple of 200lbs weights I can slip into his trunk when he's not looking)?

Here's a thought....challenge him to a race, his car vs yours......in a video game like GT5.

Bucketlist2012 · 07-05-2012, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

hey tanooki, i remember you have a pretty wife and a nice car. wat else do you need to prove? nothing. just enjoy your ride and just give your 'friend' the benefit of the doubt.

he's probably not worthy of the S5 anyway, especially if he's concerned about others. tell him he should've gotten a bimmer to match his image and character.

Oh SNAP.....

Kenchan with his quick draw McBrain...

kenchan · 07-05-2012, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

hey tanooki, i remember you have a pretty wife and a nice car. wat else do you need to prove? nothing. just enjoy your ride and just give your 'friend' the benefit of the doubt.

he's probably not worthy of the S5 anyway, especially if he's concerned about others. tell him he should've gotten a bimmer to match his image and character.

oh, and a cork to stick it up his arse.

UNKNOWN_370 · 07-05-2012, 01:46 PM

There's a lot of pu$$y shyt on here on why racing isn't important. I don't agree with any of it. Racing is a sport and sports cars are built to be able to run in that sport. The Audi though.. is a wannabe's ride in general. A 60k car owner challenging a 35k car owner is pu$$y. In the general law of things, the Z should be bringing challenges to the higher up as us being the underdog. I'm pretty sure audi isn't going to 911 guy and asking for a race cuz b1tches always want to race sure things. But in all due honesty. The Z is NOT a sure thing to beat on that audi.
It is a drivers race. But he shouldn't even be worthy of your rubber. Not cuz racing is dumb or unnecessary. But because he's a germaphile douche expecting a sure thing. That's why I say... don't race him unless you are sure you can dust him.
Being sure doesn't mean you need more power. Though it would help. It means you need to race him on your terms in your grounds. A road course you are confident in, make sure you can shift perfectly, and just be ready NOT to lose. There's a lot of cars you can lose to on a track with respect. But. No germaphile deserves victory on a track. Those fools are looking for the easy way out on a purchase. And they see you as inferior.
Truth is... german cars have a lot of track weaknesses that can be easily exposed on a roadcourse if you are the proper opponent. You can give it to him with no gel. But u gotta be ready to take this germaclown seriously and hurt him on the track. Do him in IF u gonna race him, bruh.

m4a1mustang · 07-05-2012, 01:50 PM

A lot of you guys are missing the point completely. This is friendly banter between two friends... nothing else.

b1adesofcha0s · 07-05-2012, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Super Tanooki

Haha, literally laughing my *** off at your responses. So I should:

- Run him off the road
- Cut his brake lines (lol)
- Challenge him to a foot race (I like this one because it's an easy win)
- Ask Vin Diesel to drive for me (I did, he's not available)

Haha. I thought of taking out the spare tire but I think I'll need that weight on the back to hook up better, since that'll be the biggest issue. I'm on stock tires, btw.

I know I'm going to lose, just a little fun like I said. It's banter between friends that I brought to the forum for a laugh so no seriousness here

.

SO, who has a red supercharged 370z I could borrow. That would mess him up... (or a couple of 200lbs weights I can slip into his trunk when he's not looking)?

A couple of dead hookers should do the trick

kenchan · 07-05-2012, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Bucketlist2012

Oh SNAP.....

Kenchan with his quick draw McBrain...

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Originally Posted by kenchan

oh, and a cork to stick it up his arse.

bucket- please evaluate my follow up post too.

m4a1mustang · 07-05-2012, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by UNKNOWN_370

There's a lot of pu$$y shyt on here on why racing isn't important. I don't agree with any of it. Racing is a sport and sports cars are built to be able to run in that sport. The Audi though.. is a wannabe's ride in general. A 60k car owner challenging a 35k car owner is pu$$y. In the general law of things, the Z should be bringing challenges to the higher up as us being the underdog. I'm pretty sure audi isn't going to 911 guy and asking for a race cuz b1tches always want to race sure things. But in all due honesty. The Z is NOT a sure thing to beat on that audi.
It is a drivers race. But he shouldn't even be worthy of your rubber. Not cuz racing is dumb or unnecessary. But because he's a germaphile douche expecting a sure thing. That's why I say... don't race him unless you are sure you can dust him.
Being sure doesn't mean you need more power. Though it would help. It means you need to race him on your terms in your grounds. A road course you are confident in, make sure you can shift perfectly, and just be ready NOT to lose. There's a lot of cars you can lose to on a track with respect. But. No germaphile deserves victory on a track. Those fools are looking for the easy way out on a purchase. And they see you as inferior.
Truth is... german cars have a lot of track weaknesses that can be easily exposed on a roadcourse if you are the proper opponent. You can give it to him with no gel. But u gotta be ready to take this germaclown seriously and hurt him on the track. Do him in IF u gonna race him, bruh.

Wow dude... it's just his friend challenging him to a friendly race. That's just...

Super Tanooki · 07-05-2012, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by my2004Z

You can do this OP! You are representing all past, present and future Z drivers in this race...

Pull out all the stops! Spare no expense! So what if you are the underdog on paper, so was the Karate Kid! Sweep the leg, gouge his eyes, bite an ear, intimidate at every interaction. His overweight cow of a car will look futile compared to your sexy Z. We support you 100%

Haha, YES! *cue Rocky music*

But I kinda NEED MOAR HORSEPOWERZ!!

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Originally Posted by kenchan

hey tanooki, i remember you have a pretty wife and a nice car. wat else do you need to prove? nothing. just enjoy your ride and just give your 'friend' the benefit of the doubt.

Lol, thanks Ken! I'm surprised you still remember those pics from way back when I bought the car!

Bucketlist2012 · 07-05-2012, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

oh, and a cork to stick it up his arse.

The cork should be the size of a Boat fender...For those that know what a boat fender is...

No, it is not a quarter panel...

Bucketlist2012 · 07-05-2012, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by UNKNOWN_370

There's a lot of pu$$y shyt on here on why racing isn't important. I don't agree with any of it. Racing is a sport and sports cars are built to be able to run in that sport. The Audi though.. is a wannabe's ride in general. A 60k car owner challenging a 35k car owner is pu$$y. In the general law of things, the Z should be bringing challenges to the higher up as us being the underdog. I'm pretty sure audi isn't going to 911 guy and asking for a race cuz b1tches always want to race sure things. But in all due honesty. The Z is NOT a sure thing to beat on that audi.
It is a drivers race. But he shouldn't even be worthy of your rubber. Not cuz racing is dumb or unnecessary. But because he's a germaphile douche expecting a sure thing. That's why I say... don't race him unless you are sure you can dust him.
Being sure doesn't mean you need more power. Though it would help. It means you need to race him on your terms in your grounds. A road course you are confident in, make sure you can shift perfectly, and just be ready NOT to lose. There's a lot of cars you can lose to on a track with respect. But. No germaphile deserves victory on a track. Those fools are looking for the easy way out on a purchase. And they see you as inferior.
Truth is... german cars have a lot of track weaknesses that can be easily exposed on a roadcourse if you are the proper opponent. You can give it to him with no gel. But u gotta be ready to take this germaclown seriously and hurt him on the track. Do him in IF u gonna race him, bruh.

LMAO....You have been spanked by German cars...Tell us no, but we all know that a BMW M, an AMG, or a 911 will crush the 370Z Car on the road course...

I hope you were kidding....If not, oh man, we have a funny one on our hands...

And 911's don't ask other high end cars to race ? Earth to unknown370....Earth to unknown 370....Time to come back down to earth..

b1adesofcha0s · 07-05-2012, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang

A lot of you guys are missing the point completely. This is friendly banter between two friends... nothing else.

I do this sh1t all the time with my cousins/friends. In the end, the only thing the winner gets is bragging rights till the next race.

kenchan · 07-05-2012, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Super Tanooki

Lol, thanks Ken! I'm surprised you still remember those pics from way back when I bought the car!

Cmike2780 · 07-05-2012, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Bucketlist2012

LMAO....You have been spanked by German cars...Tell us no, but we all know that a BMW M, an AMG, or a 911 will crush the 370Z Car on the road course...

...and the GT-R crushes them all.

I love Audi's but it seems like you need to pay double for that perceived "luxury." For the amount you pay for a fully loaded Z, all you'll get is the rather weak 211-hp, 2.0-liter four-cylinder A5.

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07-05-2012, 01:38 PM	#61 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141520	hey tanooki, i remember you have a pretty wife and a nice car. wat else do you need to prove? nothing. just enjoy your ride and just give your 'friend' the benefit of the doubt. he's probably not worthy of the S5 anyway, especially if he's concerned about others. tell him he should've gotten a bimmer to match his image and character.

07-05-2012, 01:46 PM	#65 (permalink)
UNKNOWN_370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: ny'r livn in tx Posts: 8,687 Drives: well over 130m.p.h. Rep Power: 14857	There's a lot of pu$$y shyt on here on why racing isn't important. I don't agree with any of it. Racing is a sport and sports cars are built to be able to run in that sport. The Audi though.. is a wannabe's ride in general. A 60k car owner challenging a 35k car owner is pu$$y. In the general law of things, the Z should be bringing challenges to the higher up as us being the underdog. I'm pretty sure audi isn't going to 911 guy and asking for a race cuz b1tches always want to race sure things. But in all due honesty. The Z is NOT a sure thing to beat on that audi. It is a drivers race. But he shouldn't even be worthy of your rubber. Not cuz racing is dumb or unnecessary. But because he's a germaphile douche expecting a sure thing. That's why I say... don't race him unless you are sure you can dust him. Being sure doesn't mean you need more power. Though it would help. It means you need to race him on your terms in your grounds. A road course you are confident in, make sure you can shift perfectly, and just be ready NOT to lose. There's a lot of cars you can lose to on a track with respect. But. No germaphile deserves victory on a track. Those fools are looking for the easy way out on a purchase. And they see you as inferior. Truth is... german cars have a lot of track weaknesses that can be easily exposed on a roadcourse if you are the proper opponent. You can give it to him with no gel. But u gotta be ready to take this germaclown seriously and hurt him on the track. Do him in IF u gonna race him, bruh.