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Originally Posted by blackcherry20 (Post 1852199)

:hello: woot! Washed the Z at a new car wash this morning-wont be using that particular location again but it worked-car is cleaner than it was-barely.:shakes head:

Clean(er) is good! :tup:

Sweated up a storm this am doing my brake fluid change on the G. It was 90F already and frikken sun hot as hell shining into the garage. :ugh2:

Waiting for UPS guy to bring spacers to finish up my project today. :p

Here is an idea for your next modification (I think my time in Minnesota messed with my head):

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphoto...24251982_n.jpg

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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 1852295)

Here is an idea for your next modification (I think my time in Minnesota messed with my head):

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphoto...24251982_n.jpg

I WANT!! :yum:

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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 1852075)

THE COYOTE

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.

A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.

1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.

2. He calls animal control . Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

4. The Governor goes to a hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and getting his bite wound bandaged.

5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while the Fish & Game Commission conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.

6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.

7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.

9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State.
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The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.

2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.

Hahaha! :bowrofl:

Stop me if you've heard this one... Well OK you can't, and you probably have. But it's my favorite joke. Anyway...

A bear and a rabbit are pooping in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Hey, rabbit, do you ever have problems with crap sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit looks disgustedly at the bear and says "No, I don't."

So the bear wipes his *** with the rabbit.

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Originally Posted by Davey (Post 1852314)

I have heard that amny times and it remains funny stuff. :tup:

Here is probably one of the best uses for a Bimmer:

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphoto...96453284_n.jpg

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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 1852318)

I have heard that amny times and it remains funny stuff. :tup:

Every once in a while I just think to myself "So the bear wipes his *** with the rabbit" and I have to hold in a giggle. :D

I'm retarded. :o

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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 1852319)

Here is probably one of the best uses for a Bimmer:

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphoto...96453284_n.jpg

:icon18:

Love the grill :tup: I would consider doing that with a Z hatch (not mine!) for the sheer volume of grill space :icon17:

Taking the Z to Perry's Steakhouse for their amazing pork chops and delicious margaritas (they're only open for lunch on Friday). Should have brought the Acura so I could valet; now we'll have to drive around for parking :shrugs:

Good Morning Everyone!!! TGIF!! :tup:

Went to the Efeta meet last night and there were TONS of cars there as usual, saw a McLaren MP4-12C... :yum:

Eventually we have 4+1 Zs, '+1' because he left earlier so the four of us stay till like 11ish, here's a crappy pic:
http://www.the370z.com/members/alche...ure53476-a.jpg

There was a Supra next isle to us doing a rev-up making so much noise and flames... :eek:

At one point I thought they are using the flame to have a barbeque... :bowrofl:

And I also found this car:
http://www.the370z.com/members/alche...ure53475-a.jpg

Forgot the name but it starts with Austin...

Gonna go there again next week and hopefully we will have more than 4+1 Zs..

I arrived the site at 9pm and not until 10pm the other Z came... I was surrounded by all those 'shoot-up' civic and WRX... :ugh2:

But once we have all 4 Zs and we moved to the main parking lot, it draws quite a bit of attention... :tup:

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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 1851961)

Good morning everyone!!!

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphoto...81246964_n.jpg

Good Morning Mr.onzedge :tiphat:

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Originally Posted by kenchan (Post 1851962)

Mr.happy- :rofl2:

Mr.gale- wow, quite a schedule you got there! :eek: atleast the commute is going to be fun. :tup:

Today going to do the brake work on my G35C and test drive the MS3 again to decide my next move. Also checking with another dealer if they can accept my lowball-ish offer on a new 5MT Fitsport. If price is right I will deal with slow.

GoodAM everyone! :hello:

Good Morning Mr.kenchan, Good Luck with the test drive and hope you will have a deal very soon.. :tup:

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Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 1851964)

:hello: TGIF y'all!

Ordered a copy of Ken's Ignore List from shado :tup: Now, off to work in the Z.

Can check if the still-growing collection is available from kobo via download... hard copy will take up too much space... :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 1852075)

THE COYOTE

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.

A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.

1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes.....

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The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.

2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.

:bowrofl: :bowrofl:

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Originally Posted by GaleForce (Post 1852141)

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ......The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....

"Your badge, show him your ef'ing BADGE!!"

:bowrofl: :bowrofl:

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Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 1852200)

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

:icon18: I see what you did there. :tup:

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Originally Posted by kenchan (Post 1852280)

Sorry to hear, pint. Hope the dealer sorts this out for you. :(

Hahaha! Gmorning, mr.gale!:rofl2:

Good afternoon Mr.kenchan :hello: hopefully things are slowing down at work for you. I'm finishing up lunch, then on my way for a short 8 hours today :tup:

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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 1852286)

I have not driven either of my Z's for two weeks now.....

Geesh.

That could explain the nagging sense of emptiness and lack of enthusiasm I have been feeling lately.

Yes, I have the same symptoms. Good thing we have this support group, I mean Internet forum. :tup:

Good afternoon Mr.alcheng :hello:

The show and shine looks like fun, I really want to make it out to one before the end of summer.

The little car looks like an Austin Healey :tup:

I asked a friend of mine who is an M.D. what the difference is between an oral and rectal thermometer.

He said it's the taste.