Official Crappy Parkers Thread
 

I think it's due time that we see the absconders of the world that choose to give your Z no breathing space.

Please be sure to include those denizens of society that choose to take up multiple parking spaces. I am a reformed multiple parking space offender and after multiple DBA (Douche Bags Anonymous) meetings I have seen the light!:rofl2:

Enjoy, and be sure to contribute where possible!

Ps. Thread Rule: Pictures must be original submissions and not something you pulled off the interweb! :)

Previously shared by Zole!

Originally posted by kellyefields!

Originally posted by LunaZ!

Great driver....

haha this thread made me LOL. I live in a city surrounded filled with old people and snow birds! This sight is all too familiar for me...

Any time I go to the store i come out to find some jag off parked right next to me in an empty lot. Ill be sure to keep my camera on me.

I like to do this...
 

Go here.

youparklikeanasshole.com

Print out a few forms, and fill them out as needed. I'd love to see the look on the face of these jerks when they get back to their cars.

I'd actually be pretty pleased with that one. The beater Taurus is parked centrally in the space, a safe distance from the Z, AND, more importantly, it will serve to block that rogue shopping cart should it get loose.

As long as their door can't fly open in the wind and smack you; or in that Taurus' case, disintegrate and fly into your Zed.

There is a guy who parks at the building where I work that takes up two spaces in the front row. I've wanted something bad to happen to him for weeks. If I get time next week and he's around, I'll snap a pic and post it.

He eventually was cited a ticket for parking there....

wtf :bowrofl:

Ummmm, NICE! How is it that one could think that was ok?:confused:

How often do you see someone with a nice ride doing the crappy parking job like so??

http://i56.tinypic.com/70usly.jpg

What was most hilarious about this was that in order for his girl to get in when it was time to leave....he had to pull forward into another parking spot!!:rofl2:

that spoiler is silly

i can see the corvette being parked retarded since most are driven by old men on their death beds, the others are either in front of asian places(possibly asian drivers) or women who we all know can't drive.

oh man, im going to contribute big time to this thread. theres a reason i park very far away from my office. at times theres 3-4 cars all parked terribly in the same line!

Murano FTW!

and heres offender #1. parked at the far end of the lot and came back to this camry who decided to park terribly close to my driver side fender. if i parked slightly more left instead of cramming an inch from the curb on the right id come back to a smashed fender since i see these guys come into the parking lot, park super fast and dont bother correcting their parking. :mad:
http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/226/badcn.jpg

Car looks awesome Chops!

subscribed. This should be good!

You know the worst driver I ever encountered was a pizza dude. He ran into my parked Mazda MX3 while on a delivery one night! He literally RAN into my car with his physical person! Set off the alarm, I came out and he said "I bumped into your car". Didn't think too much until the next day when I saw the huge dent in my fender. I drove directly to Dominos where the general manager cut me a check for $400!

Park out in no-mans-land at work...
Find this...

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/8...1006021758.jpg

http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/1...1006221635.jpg

Yeah he's within the lines but where I parked is where only a few sports cars are parked... Its a far walk. And this jackoff has to park in the spot right NEXT to me. I swear, it's going to be someone like this that give me my first ding.

IBT Miata Doors

^^^^ wtf!!!! that's uncalled for...seriously.

Yup and on top of that it's one of the govt vehicles so I have no idea who actually did it since the vehicle is used by a lot of people.

Oh wow! That's seriously messed up. Was that at work?

I think the more you try to avoid other people parking next to you, the opposite will happen. Either that, or the way people act in your area is different than my area.

I've parked my Z in the middle of parking lots (at a grocery store, at Best Buy, in a paid parking lot), not away in the corners, and I don't run into any problems like people parking too close to me.
I think people here just don't really care about the car I'm driving so I don't get as much attention as some of you guys. :p

the only good that can come out of that, is that if he did hit your car, you know that it will be taken car of since it was a company vehicle......i will park my car in between two company trucks, before i park in between two personal vehicles. speaking of, i'm parked in between two company trucks tonight mainly because....one of them is backed in to the spot, and the other is head first into the other spot.....so neither driver doors will be opened towards the Z.

My pics were from last year when I lived in nj still. But yeah., nj people def will f$%@ with ya!

i try to do this whenever possible!!! or i always try to see who doesnt carpool at work, so i can park as close within reason to that person's passenger side door

What a d-bag!

i have pen1s stickers i keep in my car for people that park like that next to my car...put them right on the front bumper so it takes them a little while before they find it...

Stroke of genius sir. I put a "I heart cokc" sticker on a buddy's car as a prank once, I should stockpile...

i'm telling you man, it makes the best out of a bad situation. i almost hope that some ahole parked next to me (in situations where theres plenty of other spots), just so i get to put a d1ck sticker on their car.

the sticckers are very detailed, let me tell you.

Available to buy at any gas station/convenience store type of place? I just noticed I probably look like a hypocritical douche as I'm straddling the lines in my profile pic...it was for picture taking purposes only and was moved shortly thereafter haha

you should remove the refills on that SUV's wipers and place it on his hood. :D ;)

I'm sure you can, however i purchased them online.

I'm at work now hah so can't find you the link...

:icon18: :tup:

Rolled into the shop the other day to see about getting springs installed and saw my buddy's Viper. I think this qualifies as a crappy parking job (nice car though).

http://www.the370z.com/members/honey...arked-shop.jpg