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steveg78 05-13-2011 11:00 PM

You sure that guy wasn't ghost riding his whip or something? Maybe he's out of view walking next to it! :)

happytheman 05-14-2011 03:29 AM

Wow, that's obnoxious and fugly! :)

LunaZ 05-14-2011 06:13 AM

Not saying I'd litter, but if I did, I might just have to toss my soda out the window as I was driving by this convertible.

c41006 05-14-2011 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by steveg78 (Post 1109873)
You sure that guy wasn't ghost riding his whip or something? Maybe he's out of view walking next to it! :)

:bowrofl::roflpuke2:

Red__Zed 05-14-2011 11:10 PM

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e3...1/ea1441c6.jpg

Some jerkbag parked way too close to my Z at famous dave's today :rofl2:

happytheman 05-14-2011 11:59 PM

It's Maxima on Z love! Did you yell at em to get a room? I'm seriously thinking its due time to start carrying business cards for crappy parkers!

SPOHN 05-15-2011 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by happytheman (Post 1111606)
I'm seriously thinking its due time to start carrying business cards for crappy parkers!

I like this

370zproject 05-15-2011 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by happytheman (Post 1111606)
It's Maxima on Z love! Did you yell at em to get a room? I'm seriously thinking its due time to start carrying business cards for crappy parkers!

:tup:

Hambone1 05-15-2011 08:14 AM

Just trying to grab it...or smack it perhaps?

birdmanx1 05-15-2011 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Red__Zed (Post 1111567)
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e3...1/ea1441c6.jpg

Some jerkbag parked way too close to my Z at famous dave's today :rofl2:

LOL, the Max must have been in some maxed out warp and didn't want to be lonely in its parking lane :p It makes me think of the Nissan turning into a Max baby ad, maybe the max owner is trying to tell you something Zed ;)

370zproject 05-15-2011 09:05 AM

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http://www.the370z.com/attachment.ph...7&d=1305468283 :ugh2:

FromG2Z 05-15-2011 09:25 AM

Those people who park close to you guys on end spots far away, you KNOW they're doing that on purpose. For some reason they just want to f^ck with us who park far away.... possibly haters. Seriously, if I see any single door ding or mark on my car from someone who is STILL parked there? I guarantee you I will key his car ALL AROUND twice, right down to bare metal. Guarantee you.

Wasn't there a saying? Don't f*** with a man's ride?

Hambone1 05-15-2011 09:48 AM

Three things you don't **** with, his woman, his ride, and his dog. If I ever saw a door ding or scratch from someone with enough audacity to still be parked there, those rules all go out the window, and when I'm done keying their car and slashing their tires, I'm going to beat them like a bass drum in a Metallica drum solo

Hambone1 05-15-2011 09:49 AM

Project, the look on that guys face is priceless. Utter incomprehension at the awesome he is witnessing

b1adesofcha0s 05-15-2011 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Red__Zed (Post 1111567)
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e3...1/ea1441c6.jpg

Some jerkbag parked way too close to my Z at famous dave's today :rofl2:

:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:
:roflpuke2: :roflpuke2: :roflpuke2: :roflpuke2: :roflpuke2:

I guess the Max was tired of being :forever alone:

steveg78 05-15-2011 12:57 PM

That is why I carry one of these in my trunk... If I ever found damage to my car I would hack at every panel of their car with this... And LEAVE it impaled into the hood.

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/6959/pickaxep.jpg

geosZ 05-15-2011 01:28 PM

I have a pic of a jackass that tapped my car with a truck. I'll post after work I can't do it on my I phone

370zproject 05-15-2011 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Hambone1 (Post 1111904)
Project, the look on that guys face is priceless. Utter incomprehension at the awesome he is witnessing

:bowrofl:

GM_Traitor3.5 05-15-2011 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s (Post 1111928)
:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:
:roflpuke2: :roflpuke2: :roflpuke2: :roflpuke2: :roflpuke2:

I guess the Max was tired of being :forever alone:

I told Dan I was gonna drive straight up his cars bum.

P.S. I parked like this on purpose fellas. I normally park far away from anyone else!

AllForTheCash 05-15-2011 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by FromG2Z (Post 1111885)
Those people who park close to you guys on end spots far away, you KNOW they're doing that on purpose. For some reason they just want to f^ck with us who park far away.... possibly haters. Seriously, if I see any single door ding or mark on my car from someone who is STILL parked there? I guarantee you I will key his car ALL AROUND twice, right down to bare metal. Guarantee you.

Wasn't there a saying? Don't f*** with a man's ride?

:tup:

Davey 05-15-2011 04:17 PM

I used to park my old beater right next to nice cars like that. I would never ding the car, of course, but I'm sure a few guys freaked out a little.

But it was better me than some dumb soccer mom, kind of my way of having the guy's back and messing with him a little at the same time. :D

Rikter 05-15-2011 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by steveg78 (Post 1112191)
That is why I carry one of these (Pick Axe) in my trunk... If I ever found damage to my car I would hack at every panel of their car with this... And LEAVE it impaled into the hood.

http://www.free-revenge-ideas.com/im...ickaxe_car.jpg

b1adesofcha0s 05-15-2011 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by GM_Traitor3.5 (Post 1112418)
I told Dan I was gonna drive straight up his cars bum.

P.S. I parked like this on purpose fellas. I normally park far away from anyone else!

Sure......:rolleyes:

Urbanracer 05-15-2011 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red__Zed (Post 1111567)
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e3...1/ea1441c6.jpg

Some jerkbag parked way too close to my Z at famous dave's today :rofl2:

Relax man, the max just wanted a lil sniff of the Z's tailpipes. Spring weather makes everyone horny.

b1adesofcha0s 05-15-2011 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Urbanracer (Post 1112464)
Relax man, the max just wanted a lil sniff of the Z's tailpipes. Spring weather makes everyone horny.

Like when a dog sniff another dog's butt :roflpuke2:

c41006 05-15-2011 04:57 PM

Right they are just trying to get to know each other

happytheman 05-15-2011 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Rikter (Post 1112462)

Ummmmmmm....:wtf2:

Hambone1 05-15-2011 05:22 PM

I just can't get past this mental image...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...i_With_Axe.jpg

onzedge 05-15-2011 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by c41006 (Post 1112491)
Right they are just trying to get to know each other

This could be true. I looks to me like a target-rich environment.

KaienZ34 05-15-2011 05:37 PM

Funny azz pics, crappy parker for sure.

geosZ 05-15-2011 06:31 PM

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Wtf? HE ALSO GOT THE BULL BAR INFRONT... at least he said sorry

b1adesofcha0s 05-15-2011 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geosZ (Post 1112612)
Wtf? HE ALSO GOT THE BULL BAR INFRONT... at least he said sorry

:eek:

Did he hit your car?

geosZ 05-15-2011 06:35 PM

yea :mad:

b1adesofcha0s 05-15-2011 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geosZ (Post 1112624)
yea :mad:

That sucks man. How bad was the damage? Did he/his insurance pay for it?

geosZ 05-15-2011 06:38 PM

not bad at all my plate took the dmg. but shoot he parked and left it like that

b1adesofcha0s 05-15-2011 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by geosZ (Post 1112632)
not bad at all my plate took the dmg. but shoot he parked and left it like that

Could have been worse. Someone backed into my car and I think the screw from their licence plate or something left a little dent in my rear bumper. Wish I knew who it was.

geosZ 05-15-2011 06:48 PM

yea sucks

birdmanx1 05-15-2011 06:58 PM

And this is exactly why you need to have clean breakups with your exes... more importantly if you drive a nice car!
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rikter (Post 1112462)


sonic370 05-15-2011 07:05 PM

come on guys your being to tough on some of these idiots......
parking a car right is a art form..... it takes years to do it right.....

but if you park your car way on the other end of any parking lot...
depending on the area your just asking for a keying or some jerk.
with a chip on his shoulder that can't afford a decent car messing with
your ride......

Hambone1 05-15-2011 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonic370 (Post 1112683)
come on guys your being to tough on some of these idiots......
parking a car right is a art form..... it takes years to do it right.....

but if you park your car way on the other end of any parking lot...
depending on the area your just asking for a keying or some jerk.
with a chip on his shoulder that can't afford a decent car messing with
your ride......

Therein lies the ultimate parking conundrum...to park amongst the door dinging, unwashed masses? Or out where the sports cars roam, making yourself a target


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