Official Crappy Parkers Thread

[Filipe]

I need to buy a beater just so I can squeeze in next to these cars on the driver's side door and watch them piss their pants trying to back out without scratching their precious vehicles..

On a positive note, I had this experience a few weeks ago. I was pretty far from everyone..."yeah no one will chose to park next to me!". Wrong. I came out, I was walking towards my car, some dude and I made eye contact...after he gets over the shock that I am the owner of the car ( I'm fairly young for a "typical" z34 driver) he goes, "Oh hey, I saw that car, and it's beautiful. I parked next to it so I could get a better look, but don't worry! I left plenty of space!".

I didn't get upset, we spoke Zs for a bit, the way I see it, he's protecting my passenger side from some over compensating d8ckhead.