Official Crappy Parkers Thread

[Spooler]

Originally Posted by axmea?

If that video isn't staged, it's another truck driver mentality to the extremes.

Hey, Hey.... I have an 2004 Dodge Dually with a Cummins. I don't park like an idiot. I don't drive it because I want it. The fact is I need it. I have horses and a big horse trailer to haul. Personally, I hate trucks. I am OCD about a clean car but my truck always needs washing. It's a 5hr job. I can't stand washing it.

[MB370Z]

[P's_Z]

Originally Posted by MB370Z

Just when we thought we'd seen it all

[Got_Z]

Originally Posted by MB370Z

LOL! Lost it at the smart car parked in the cart return!


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[onzedge]

Originally Posted by MB370Z

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[jpkirk]

Seriously ... smart car parking? How hard can it be?

[Ghostvette]

Originally Posted by jpkirk

Seriously ... smart car parking? How hard can it be?

Too hard for the average 'Smart' car driver.... These cars are just begging to be turned sideways in a parking spot..

[jpkirk]

Originally Posted by Ghostvette

Too hard for the average 'Smart' car driver.... These cars are just begging to be turned sideways in a parking spot..

Seems like they are small enough you should be able to just back in with your nose sticking out in traffic a little.

[Ghostvette]

Originally Posted by jpkirk

Seems like they are small enough you should be able to just back in with your nose sticking out in traffic a little.

I would think so, but then again, you forget that the average American 'driver' no longer knows how to drive... they just point and mash the throttle. Parking (as noted by this thread) is a nonexistent skill, they are too busy yapping on their 'smart' phone and being oblivious to the world around them..

[big daddy]

Originally Posted by Ghostvette

Too hard for the average 'Smart' car driver.... These cars are just begging to be turned sideways in a parking spot..

lol, did that once to my buddy's car in the military barracks parking lot. He couldn't even pull his car out until we turned it back for him.

He received 5 parking tickets and I received an article 15, military trouble with 7 days extra duty

I still laugh about it today

[jpkirk]

Originally Posted by big daddy

lol, did that once to my buddy's car in the military barracks parking lot. He couldn't even pull his car out until we turned it back for him.

He received 5 parking tickets and I received an article 15, military trouble with 7 days extra duty

I still laugh about it today

His score ... 5 ... your score 22. Worth it in my opinion.

[Ghostvette]

Originally Posted by big daddy

lol, did that once to my buddy's car in the military barracks parking lot. He couldn't even pull his car out until we turned it back for him.

He received 5 parking tickets and I received an article 15, military trouble with 7 days extra duty

I still laugh about it today

Good ol' NJP (non-judicial punishment)... a good 1st Sgt would have just given you 7 days extra duty without the Article 15. Funny stuff either way.

[P's_Z]

Originally Posted by Ghostvette

Too hard for the average 'Smart' car driver.... These cars are just begging to be turned sideways in a parking spot..

[cooltoy]

Originally Posted by Spooler

Hey, Hey.... I have an 2004 Dodge Dually with a Cummins. I don't park like an idiot. I don't drive it because I want it. The fact is I need it. I have horses and a big horse trailer to haul. Personally, I hate trucks. I am OCD about a clean car but my truck always needs washing. It's a 5hr job. I can't stand washing it.

We are talking about those that make a conscious choice to drive a truck. And then act like an a$$.