Official Crappy Parkers Thread

Chuck33079 · 02-25-2014, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by SouthArk370Z

If you are so inclined, you can buy sheets of pre-scored business cards and print your own. Most word processors have templates for making business cards (eg, OpenOffice, Word). Use a laser printer if you don't want the ink to run when it gets damp.

Yeah, the supply room in my office has none of that. I was looking to do this for free.

Haboob · 02-25-2014, 07:19 AM

You can make your own for like $5 shipping at Vista Print. They give you like 250 free (+ shipping)...

SouthArk370Z · 02-25-2014, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Haboob

You can make your own for like $5 shipping at Vista Print. They give you like 250 free (+ shipping)...

Excellent idea.

SouthArk370Z · 02-25-2014, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Chuck33079

Yeah, the supply room in my office has none of that. I was looking to do this for free.

Use the templates and print on the heaviest paper stock you have handy. Cut with scissors or a paper trimmer.

Or better yet, go with Haboob's idea and order 'em from Vista Print.

cooltoy · 02-25-2014, 12:21 PM

Here are two of the above.

Haboob · 02-25-2014, 12:28 PM

I should just take a picture of my car whenever I park. I'm awful, but I park far out and it's usually a quick in and out of wherever I'm going.

Had some douche back park his dirty *** car between me and my buddy's GTR last week at the car show (we park 1/4mi away basically). We thought about doing something to the car, but it was already a piece of **** so...

I really wanted to break a mirror, but we park in the same spot every weekend.

kittens · 02-25-2014, 03:08 PM

You could have dragged your balls on his hood. Wouldn't really do anything but at least you had the satisfaction of dragging your balls on his hood.

JARblue · 02-25-2014, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by kittens

You could have dragged your balls on his hood. Wouldn't really do anything but at least you had the satisfaction of dragging your balls on his hood.

You could have some business cards made up and leave one on his windshield: "I dragged my balls across your hood."

Haboob · 02-25-2014, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

You could have some business cards made up and leave one on his windshield: "I dragged my balls across your hood."

I offered up the idea to my friends to leave a note that we did something to his car.

But it wasn't really worth it, they didn't look like they cared about their car anyways.

JARblue · 02-25-2014, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Haboob

I offered up the idea to my friends to leave a note that we did something to his car.

But it wasn't really worth it, they didn't look like they cared about their car anyways.

Exactly. Physical damage is pointless. Get mental - maybe something like "I jizz on your door handles every morning."

Elan · 02-25-2014, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Haboob

I should just take a picture of my car whenever I park. I'm awful, but I park far out and it's usually a quick in and out of wherever I'm going.

Had some douche back park his dirty *** car between me and my buddy's GTR last week at the car show (we park 1/4mi away basically). We thought about doing something to the car, but it was already a piece of **** so...

I really wanted to break a mirror, but we park in the same spot every weekend.

That's what sucks about having a nice car and parking in the same spot all the time. I agree with the other guy. Drag your sack across his door handle or pee on his rims. He will never know, but at least you will. I hate @sshats.

kenchan · 02-25-2014, 03:49 PM

i suppose you can remove his wheels and just stack them up behind is car. place lugs in a nice orderly fashion on his hood.

well, at least it's free to dream.

Waiz · 02-25-2014, 03:53 PM

Spotted by someone else but this is worst parking I have ever seen in my entire life

JARblue · 02-25-2014, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Waizzz

Spotted by someone else but this is worst parking I have ever seen in my entire life

How in the hell did they exit the vehicle?!? At least they are protected from door dings...

/Angelo350Z/ · 02-25-2014, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by waizzz

spotted by someone else but this is worst parking i have ever seen in my entire life

wtf is wrong with people!?!?

02-25-2014, 07:19 AM	#4067 (permalink)
Haboob A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Surface of the sun. Posts: 13,159 Drives: '18 GTI Autobahn DSG Rep Power: 1386	You can make your own for like $5 shipping at Vista Print. They give you like 250 free (+ shipping)... SouthArk370Z likes this.

02-25-2014, 12:21 PM	#4070 (permalink)
cooltoy Elite Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Calgary Posts: 13,948 Drives: 14 PW 370Z S/T MT Rep Power: 240365	Here are two of the above. Pearl Z likes this.

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kittens Enthusiast Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: Central NJ Posts: 412 Drives: 2009 Nissan 370Z Rep Power: 12	You could have dragged your balls on his hood. Wouldn't really do anything but at least you had the satisfaction of dragging your balls on his hood. 4r3s, SexZ34 and Pearl Z like this.

02-25-2014, 03:53 PM	#4078 (permalink)
Waiz A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: SoCal Posts: 9,262 Drives: Z33 & GE8 Rep Power: 459	Spotted by someone else but this is worst parking I have ever seen in my entire life kenchan, axmea?, Zbrah and 1 others like this.

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02-25-2014, 12:28 PM	#4071 (permalink)
Haboob A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Surface of the sun. Posts: 13,159 Drives: '18 GTI Autobahn DSG Rep Power: 1386	I should just take a picture of my car whenever I park. I'm awful, but I park far out and it's usually a quick in and out of wherever I'm going. Had some douche back park his dirty * car between me and my buddy's GTR last week at the car show (we park 1/4mi away basically). We thought about doing something to the car, but it was already a piece of ** so... I really wanted to break a mirror, but we park in the same spot every weekend.

02-25-2014, 03:49 PM	#4077 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141520	i suppose you can remove his wheels and just stack them up behind is car. place lugs in a nice orderly fashion on his hood. well, at least it's free to dream.