Official Crappy Parkers Thread

kittens · 02-25-2014, 03:08 PM

You could have dragged your balls on his hood. Wouldn't really do anything but at least you had the satisfaction of dragging your balls on his hood.

JARblue · 02-25-2014, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by kittens

You could have dragged your balls on his hood. Wouldn't really do anything but at least you had the satisfaction of dragging your balls on his hood.

You could have some business cards made up and leave one on his windshield: "I dragged my balls across your hood."

Haboob · 02-25-2014, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

You could have some business cards made up and leave one on his windshield: "I dragged my balls across your hood."

I offered up the idea to my friends to leave a note that we did something to his car.

But it wasn't really worth it, they didn't look like they cared about their car anyways.

JARblue · 02-25-2014, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Haboob

I offered up the idea to my friends to leave a note that we did something to his car.

But it wasn't really worth it, they didn't look like they cared about their car anyways.

Exactly. Physical damage is pointless. Get mental - maybe something like "I jizz on your door handles every morning."

4r3s · 02-26-2014, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

You could have some business cards made up and leave one on his windshield: "I dragged my balls across your hood."

"I peed on your door handle"

edit: Aaaaand just saw your follow up comment...lol

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02-25-2014, 03:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
kittens Enthusiast Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: Central NJ Posts: 412 Drives: 2009 Nissan 370Z Rep Power: 13	You could have dragged your balls on his hood. Wouldn't really do anything but at least you had the satisfaction of dragging your balls on his hood.