Official Crappy Parkers Thread

[edconline]

This thread (and the way people park pretty much everywhere here in Edmonton) inspired me to make a big stack of these at the office the other day.

[metthem]

This JackA** decided he was going to pull his bigboy truck up on the snowpile and park. He spent ten minutes trying to dig himself out, luckily there was a truck driver making a delivery that had a shovel. I just sat back watching that right side rear tire spin and spin and spin. Dude was a total redneck; full on duck dynasty beard, dark blue mechanic style shirt, had to get a little old semi driver to help shovel his butt out.

[Chuck33079]

Originally Posted by edconline

This thread (and the way people park pretty much everywhere here in Edmonton) inspired me to make a big stack of these at the office the other day.

Can you put up a pic of each individually? I'm going to throw a stack in the glove box.

[SouthArk370Z]

Originally Posted by Chuck33079

Can you put up a pic of each individually? I'm going to throw a stack in the glove box.

If you are so inclined, you can buy sheets of pre-scored business cards and print your own. Most word processors have templates for making business cards (eg, OpenOffice, Word). Use a laser printer if you don't want the ink to run when it gets damp.

[Chuck33079]

Originally Posted by SouthArk370Z

If you are so inclined, you can buy sheets of pre-scored business cards and print your own. Most word processors have templates for making business cards (eg, OpenOffice, Word). Use a laser printer if you don't want the ink to run when it gets damp.

Yeah, the supply room in my office has none of that. I was looking to do this for free.

[SouthArk370Z]

Originally Posted by Chuck33079

Yeah, the supply room in my office has none of that. I was looking to do this for free.

Use the templates and print on the heaviest paper stock you have handy. Cut with scissors or a paper trimmer.

Or better yet, go with Haboob's idea and order 'em from Vista Print.

[edconline]

Originally Posted by Chuck33079

Can you put up a pic of each individually? I'm going to throw a stack in the glove box.

I grabbed them all off google, just search 'parking cards asshat' and you'll find a ton to pick from lol. I made them in publisher with the business card template, printed them on heavy paper then chopped them up en masse with a big arm cutter.