Official Crappy Parkers Thread

[Huck]

Originally Posted by Huck

It took every inch of my self control to not completely ruin this guys car. My parking space is extra big, and I park way on one side so that there is like 10 feet between me and the next car. Some fuckin ******* decided to squeeze his car in my extra space. I had to take my zenclosure box out of the trunk and climb through the back to get into my car.

My revenge was taking acoustic ceiling wires and wrapping them around his car, the twisting them together under his car so that he couldn't open up his doors. Bitchassmotherfucker. I seriously wanted to fight him, but he never came out and I had to clock out and go home...

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That white line on the right side of the picture is MY WHITE LINE.


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Maybe you guys remember this one. After this happened, he did it again a few days later, parking his car so that the white line was in the middle of his car. I go look at my door and sure enough, there's a huge scratch on my door I had to play with the settings some to make it show up on the pic, but this is about 7-8 inches long.

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I flipped out. I marched into Dillard's and started asking every employee I saw who had a silver Matrix and finally someone pointed me to John, a 78 year old shoe salesman. I was polite but extremely firm and let him know what happened and that I wanted his insurance info, which I got. Now I have to make the claim and try to get it fixed.


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