Official Crappy Parkers Thread

Hambone1 · 06-03-2011, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by happytheman

Ooooh group buy on yellow boots!

Ooooo Orange Mocha Frappucinos!!!!

JARblue · 06-03-2011, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by happytheman

Ooooh group buy on yellow boots!

I'm in!

JARblue · 06-04-2011, 12:39 AM

So I'm at Sherlock's with some friends. Nice wide open parking space. I park slightly off-center to the right (similar to everyone around me so as to keep even spacing). Couple hours later I have to walk out to this d-bag.

I seriously wanted to repeatedly stab my darts into his doors, but sure enough it was beat to **** making it not worth the time. To top it off, as I'm getting in, I notice something in the back. Yup, his front bumper was in his pick up bed (sorry for the crappy camera phone out the driver window shot).

BeachBum · 06-04-2011, 12:49 AM

Hey now... drinking can be a rough sport. That bumper back there is simply a casualty... Brick mailbox's jump out in front of ya! LOL I assume Sherlock's is a bar? Just a guess, that guy probably had a pregame party at the house before the drive up there. Cheaper when out partying to just maintain the buzz than build it...duh!

One of these days... He's going to do that to the wrong person and someone is gonna remove the rear bumper and throw it in there to keep that front bumper company, maybe the doors, tailgate, wheels...

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Originally Posted by JARblue

So I'm at Sherlock's with some friends. Nice wide open parking space. I park slightly off-center to the right (similar to everyone around me so as to keep even spacing). Couple hours later I have to walk out to this d-bag.

I seriously wanted to repeatedly stab my darts into his doors, but sure enough it was beat to **** making it not worth the time. To top it off, as I'm getting in, I notice something in the back. Yup, his front bumper was in his pick up bed (sorry for the crappy camera phone out the driver window shot).

southercadesi · 06-04-2011, 02:16 AM

This thread makes me livid.

Red__Zed · 06-04-2011, 06:52 AM

Dang that's messed up.

b1adesofcha0s · 06-04-2011, 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Red__Zed

Dang that's messed up.

steveg78 · 06-04-2011, 08:19 AM

I wouldn't have been too tired to stab all of your darts into his passenger door while backing out. That's just darn right inconsiderate.

onzedge · 06-04-2011, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by steveg78

I wouldn't have been too tired to stab all of your darts into his passenger door while backing out. That's just darn right inconsiderate.

FromG2Z · 06-04-2011, 08:26 AM

I was hoping to never contribute to this thread from personal experience.... this might not be as bad as some of the others, but it still made me furious nonetheless.

So I had a date night with my wife, we went out for some sushi and watched a movie. I parked my Z in a front spot yet away from any one else. I scooted over to the side and I come out of the movie to this.

He wasn't necessarily "over" the line, but pretty damn close. I inspected my side for ANY sign of a scuff or scarier, ding. Luckily there was none. If there was any, I swear, I would have keyed that f*ing van 5 times over at least.

What really irks me is that the WHOLE parking lot is open. Park there. Or at least, if you're going to park next to me, park properly and give me some ample room. If I have to be uber careful opening MY door to make sure I don't touch his passenger door, HE PARKED TOO CLOSE. End of story.

MB370Z · 06-04-2011, 08:27 AM

Parking sideways across three parking spaces in your Ford Expedition may make you feel like a real man, but what happens when a couple of Reddit users decide to legally park in the two open spaces on either side of you?

Diners take revenge on asshat parker

KaienZ34 · 06-04-2011, 08:28 AM

Then if you would have parked closer to the curb, they would have just parked even closer to you.

JARblue · 06-04-2011, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by steveg78

I wouldn't have been too tired to stab all of your darts into his passenger door while backing out. That's just darn right inconsiderate.

I should have take a picture of his passenger side... I'm not sure you would have been able to tell whether I had stabbed the panel with darts or not. It was FU@KED! Hindsight is always 20-20. I should have taken the bumper out of his truck, shoved it underneath and tied it to his axles with rope also in the back of his truck. Or maybe taken the darts to the tires instead - sidewall all four of those bitches!

b1adesofcha0s · 06-04-2011, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

I should have take a picture of his passenger side... I'm not sure you would have been able to tell whether I had stabbed the panel with darts or not. It was FU@KED! Hindsight is always 20-20. I should have taken the bumper out of his truck, shoved it underneath and tied it to his axles with rope also in the back of his truck. Or maybe taken the darts to the tires instead - sidewall all four of those bitches!

Red__Zed · 06-04-2011, 10:34 AM

Always go for the tires. They have to be replaced if damaged, AND the criminal charges (if you somehow get caught) are much more lax.

06-04-2011, 12:39 AM	#318 (permalink)
JARblue A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Austin, TX Age: 43 Posts: 36,449 Drives: 11 Z34, 98 E36 M3 Rep Power: 2684440	So I'm at Sherlock's with some friends. Nice wide open parking space. I park slightly off-center to the right (similar to everyone around me so as to keep even spacing). Couple hours later I have to walk out to this d-bag. I seriously wanted to repeatedly stab my darts into his doors, but sure enough it was beat to **** making it not worth the time. To top it off, as I'm getting in, I notice something in the back. Yup, his front bumper was in his pick up bed (sorry for the crappy camera phone out the driver window shot). Last edited by JARblue; 06-04-2011 at 12:43 AM.

06-04-2011, 08:27 AM	#326 (permalink)
MB370Z Enthusiast Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Marrero, LA Posts: 329 Drives: 09 370Z Rep Power: 357	Diners take revenge on asshat parker Parking sideways across three parking spaces in your Ford Expedition may make you feel like a real man, but what happens when a couple of Reddit users decide to legally park in the two open spaces on either side of you? Diners take revenge on asshat parker

06-04-2011, 08:28 AM	#327 (permalink)
KaienZ34 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: LA. not L.a. Posts: 21,652 Drives: Z34 Tour/Sport Rep Power: 177	Then if you would have parked closer to the curb, they would have just parked even closer to you. __________________ *"These Violent Delights Have Violent Ends"* http://www.the370z.com/members/kaienz34-albums-z34.html

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06-04-2011, 02:16 AM	#320 (permalink)
southercadesi Base Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 76 Drives: 06 350Z Base MT PW Rep Power: 14	This thread makes me livid.

06-04-2011, 06:52 AM	#321 (permalink)
Red__Zed A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: window seat Posts: 28,940 Drives: Mostly on two wheels Rep Power: 119	Dang that's messed up.

06-04-2011, 08:19 AM	#323 (permalink)
steveg78 Track Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: MD Posts: 569 Drives: 09 370Z PG M6 +Sport Rep Power: 17	I wouldn't have been too tired to stab all of your darts into his passenger door while backing out. That's just darn right inconsiderate.

06-04-2011, 10:34 AM	#330 (permalink)
Red__Zed A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: window seat Posts: 28,940 Drives: Mostly on two wheels Rep Power: 119	Always go for the tires. They have to be replaced if damaged, AND the criminal charges (if you somehow get caught) are much more lax.