Official Crappy Parkers Thread

GM_Traitor3.5 · 05-15-2011, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Urbanracer

Relax man, the max just wanted a lil sniff of the Z's tailpipes. Spring weather makes everyone horny.

I mean... my Max just wanted a closer view of the 370's rump

She just wanted to sniff the Invidia exhaust a little. Plus, it was Red_Zed's fault he gave too much room over the line

b1adesofcha0s · 05-15-2011, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by GM_Traitor3.5

I mean... my Max just wanted a closer view of the 370's rump

She just wanted to sniff the Invidia exhaust a little. Plus, it was Red_Zed's fault he gave too much room over the line

Dirty perv

Hambone1 · 05-15-2011, 07:57 PM

I always thought Altimas were the family sluts, not Maximas. I feel so mislead

happytheman · 05-15-2011, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by geosZ

Wtf? HE ALSO GOT THE BULL BAR INFRONT... at least he said sorry

OMG!!! Dude, that completely ROTS........

I'm so sorry to see that happen to such a sweet ride.

Hambone1 · 05-15-2011, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by happytheman

OMG!!! Dude, that completely ROTS........

I'm so sorry to see that happen to such a sweet ride.

Speaking of...any pickaxing? Retaliation?

happytheman · 05-15-2011, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Hambone1

Therein lies the ultimate parking conundrum...to park amongst the door dinging, unwashed masses? Or out where the sports cars roam, making yourself a target

There is no right or wrong answer here, I fear.... So I will continue to park out where the buffalo roam.

Hambone1 · 05-15-2011, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by happytheman

There is no right or wrong answer here, I fear.... So I will continue to park out where the buffalo roam.

Same. I always have that fear in the back of my head that some meth head tweaker with a vendetta against sports cars is going to f my car up beyond all reason. I need help

happytheman · 05-15-2011, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Hambone1

Speaking of...any pickaxing? Retaliation?

Or perhaps a sawzall or two?

Red__Zed · 05-15-2011, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by GM_Traitor3.5

I mean... my Max just wanted a closer view of the 370's rump

She just wanted to sniff the Invidia exhaust a little. Plus, it was Red_Zed's fault he gave too much room over the line

happytheman · 05-15-2011, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Hambone1

Same. I always have that fear in the back of my head that some meth head tweaker with a vendetta against sports cars is going to f my car up beyond all reason. I need help

Don't park your Z. Or....drive a beater if you must park.

There...problem solved! Glad I could be of help! Add rep if useful!

Hambone1 · 05-15-2011, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by happytheman

Don't park your Z. Or....drive a beater if you must park.

There...problem solved! Glad I could be of help! Add rep if useful!

Lol that sounds almost most interesting man in the world-esque...he is so interesting his car circles his location, hoping simply to catch a glimpse of the driving loafers he stitched by hand. Stay thirsty my friends

GM_Traitor3.5 · 05-16-2011, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s

Dirty perv

GM_Traitor3.5 · 05-16-2011, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by happytheman

Don't park your Z. Or....drive a beater if you must park.

There...problem solved! Glad I could be of help! Add rep if useful!

E-Rep given. Wise words indeed!

onzedge · 05-16-2011, 08:31 AM

^^

Red__Zed · 05-16-2011, 06:59 PM

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Hambone1 Enthusiast Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Bellevue, WA Posts: 438 Drives: 370Z MB 7AT Sport Rep Power: 14	I always thought Altimas were the family sluts, not Maximas. I feel so mislead

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