Official Crappy Parkers Thread

370zproject · 05-15-2011, 09:05 AM

FromG2Z · 05-15-2011, 09:25 AM

Those people who park close to you guys on end spots far away, you KNOW they're doing that on purpose. For some reason they just want to f^ck with us who park far away.... possibly haters. Seriously, if I see any single door ding or mark on my car from someone who is STILL parked there? I guarantee you I will key his car ALL AROUND twice, right down to bare metal. Guarantee you.

Wasn't there a saying? Don't f*** with a man's ride?

Hambone1 · 05-15-2011, 09:48 AM

Three things you don't **** with, his woman, his ride, and his dog. If I ever saw a door ding or scratch from someone with enough audacity to still be parked there, those rules all go out the window, and when I'm done keying their car and slashing their tires, I'm going to beat them like a bass drum in a Metallica drum solo

Hambone1 · 05-15-2011, 09:49 AM

Project, the look on that guys face is priceless. Utter incomprehension at the awesome he is witnessing

b1adesofcha0s · 05-15-2011, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red__Zed

Some jerkbag parked way too close to my Z at famous dave's today

I guess the Max was tired of being :forever alone:

steveg78 · 05-15-2011, 12:57 PM

That is why I carry one of these in my trunk... If I ever found damage to my car I would hack at every panel of their car with this... And LEAVE it impaled into the hood.

geosZ · 05-15-2011, 01:28 PM

I have a pic of a jackass that tapped my car with a truck. I'll post after work I can't do it on my I phone

370zproject · 05-15-2011, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hambone1

Project, the look on that guys face is priceless. Utter incomprehension at the awesome he is witnessing

GM_Traitor3.5 · 05-15-2011, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s

I guess the Max was tired of being :forever alone:

I told Dan I was gonna drive straight up his cars bum.

P.S. I parked like this on purpose fellas. I normally park far away from anyone else!

AllForTheCash · 05-15-2011, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FromG2Z

Those people who park close to you guys on end spots far away, you KNOW they're doing that on purpose. For some reason they just want to f^ck with us who park far away.... possibly haters. Seriously, if I see any single door ding or mark on my car from someone who is STILL parked there? I guarantee you I will key his car ALL AROUND twice, right down to bare metal. Guarantee you.

Wasn't there a saying? Don't f*** with a man's ride?

Davey · 05-15-2011, 04:17 PM

I used to park my old beater right next to nice cars like that. I would never ding the car, of course, but I'm sure a few guys freaked out a little.

But it was better me than some dumb soccer mom, kind of my way of having the guy's back and messing with him a little at the same time.

Rikter · 05-15-2011, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by steveg78

That is why I carry one of these (Pick Axe) in my trunk... If I ever found damage to my car I would hack at every panel of their car with this... And LEAVE it impaled into the hood.

b1adesofcha0s · 05-15-2011, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GM_Traitor3.5

I told Dan I was gonna drive straight up his cars bum.

P.S. I parked like this on purpose fellas. I normally park far away from anyone else!

Sure......

Urbanracer · 05-15-2011, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red__Zed

Some jerkbag parked way too close to my Z at famous dave's today

Relax man, the max just wanted a lil sniff of the Z's tailpipes. Spring weather makes everyone horny.

b1adesofcha0s · 05-15-2011, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urbanracer

Relax man, the max just wanted a lil sniff of the Z's tailpipes. Spring weather makes everyone horny.

Like when a dog sniff another dog's butt

05-15-2011, 09:25 AM	#92 (permalink)
FromG2Z A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Fields of Opportunities Posts: 1,406 Drives: '12 5.0, kona, 6MT Rep Power: 17	Those people who park close to you guys on end spots far away, you KNOW they're doing that on purpose. For some reason they just want to f^ck with us who park far away.... possibly haters. Seriously, if I see any single door ding or mark on my car from someone who is STILL parked there? I guarantee you I will key his car ALL AROUND twice, right down to bare metal. Guarantee you. Wasn't there a saying? Don't f* with a man's ride? __________________ 2012 5.0 GT Prem, Kona Blue, 6MT, HID, Brembo, 3.73 -- Ordered: 9/20/11, Born on: 10/20/11, Delivered 11/15/11"Marilyn" GT500 mufflers/flaps, MGW shifter, FRPP K springs, BMR panhard bar, Boss coil covers, 3DC spoiler, Llumar Tint (35% and 20%), 3M ClearBra** Last edited by FromG2Z; 05-15-2011 at 09:41 AM.

05-15-2011, 01:28 PM	#97 (permalink)
geosZ Track Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: queens ny Posts: 623 Drives: 2012 wrx Sti ice S. Rep Power: 15	I have a pic of a jackass that tapped my car with a truck. I'll post after work I can't do it on my I phone __________________ ark cbe R.I.P.°berk test pipes°red injen cai°180 lights°eibach springs°spacers°pioneer navi/dvd°stillen splitter°carbonsignal fenders°xxr 527 wheels•momo Italy floor mats•weapon R 4 point Raceing harness. SOLD. NEW CAR 2012 Subaru Sti sedan ice silver.

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05-15-2011, 09:48 AM	#93 (permalink)
Hambone1 Enthusiast Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Bellevue, WA Posts: 438 Drives: 370Z MB 7AT Sport Rep Power: 14	Three things you don't **** with, his woman, his ride, and his dog. If I ever saw a door ding or scratch from someone with enough audacity to still be parked there, those rules all go out the window, and when I'm done keying their car and slashing their tires, I'm going to beat them like a bass drum in a Metallica drum solo

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Hambone1 Enthusiast Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Bellevue, WA Posts: 438 Drives: 370Z MB 7AT Sport Rep Power: 14	Project, the look on that guys face is priceless. Utter incomprehension at the awesome he is witnessing

05-15-2011, 12:57 PM	#96 (permalink)
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05-15-2011, 04:17 PM	#101 (permalink)
Davey A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Indiana Posts: 3,766 Drives: '15 NISMO 6MT Rep Power: 117171	I used to park my old beater right next to nice cars like that. I would never ding the car, of course, but I'm sure a few guys freaked out a little. But it was better me than some dumb soccer mom, kind of my way of having the guy's back and messing with him a little at the same time.