Official Crappy Parkers Thread

GM_Traitor3.5 · 05-15-2011, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Urbanracer

Relax man, the max just wanted a lil sniff of the Z's tailpipes. Spring weather makes everyone horny.

I mean... my Max just wanted a closer view of the 370's rump

She just wanted to sniff the Invidia exhaust a little. Plus, it was Red_Zed's fault he gave too much room over the line

b1adesofcha0s · 05-15-2011, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by GM_Traitor3.5

I mean... my Max just wanted a closer view of the 370's rump

She just wanted to sniff the Invidia exhaust a little. Plus, it was Red_Zed's fault he gave too much room over the line

Dirty perv

GM_Traitor3.5 · 05-16-2011, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s

Dirty perv

Red__Zed · 05-15-2011, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by GM_Traitor3.5

I mean... my Max just wanted a closer view of the 370's rump

She just wanted to sniff the Invidia exhaust a little. Plus, it was Red_Zed's fault he gave too much room over the line

GSS138 · 04-15-2013, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Red__Zed

Some jerkbag parked way too close to my Z at famous dave's today

this dude is trying to butt r@p# you. You should seriously slap him with your driver gloves and challenge him to a duel to the death straight up dandy style.

happytheman · 05-14-2011, 11:59 PM

It's Maxima on Z love! Did you yell at em to get a room? I'm seriously thinking its due time to start carrying business cards for crappy parkers!

SPOHN · 05-15-2011, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by happytheman

I'm seriously thinking its due time to start carrying business cards for crappy parkers!

I like this

370zproject · 05-15-2011, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by happytheman

It's Maxima on Z love! Did you yell at em to get a room? I'm seriously thinking its due time to start carrying business cards for crappy parkers!

Hambone1 · 05-15-2011, 08:14 AM

Just trying to grab it...or smack it perhaps?

FromG2Z · 05-15-2011, 09:25 AM

Those people who park close to you guys on end spots far away, you KNOW they're doing that on purpose. For some reason they just want to f^ck with us who park far away.... possibly haters. Seriously, if I see any single door ding or mark on my car from someone who is STILL parked there? I guarantee you I will key his car ALL AROUND twice, right down to bare metal. Guarantee you.

Wasn't there a saying? Don't f*** with a man's ride?

AllForTheCash · 05-15-2011, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by FromG2Z

Those people who park close to you guys on end spots far away, you KNOW they're doing that on purpose. For some reason they just want to f^ck with us who park far away.... possibly haters. Seriously, if I see any single door ding or mark on my car from someone who is STILL parked there? I guarantee you I will key his car ALL AROUND twice, right down to bare metal. Guarantee you.

Wasn't there a saying? Don't f*** with a man's ride?

Hambone1 · 05-15-2011, 09:48 AM

Three things you don't **** with, his woman, his ride, and his dog. If I ever saw a door ding or scratch from someone with enough audacity to still be parked there, those rules all go out the window, and when I'm done keying their car and slashing their tires, I'm going to beat them like a bass drum in a Metallica drum solo

Hambone1 · 05-15-2011, 09:49 AM

Project, the look on that guys face is priceless. Utter incomprehension at the awesome he is witnessing

steveg78 · 05-15-2011, 12:57 PM

That is why I carry one of these in my trunk... If I ever found damage to my car I would hack at every panel of their car with this... And LEAVE it impaled into the hood.

Rikter · 05-15-2011, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by steveg78

That is why I carry one of these (Pick Axe) in my trunk... If I ever found damage to my car I would hack at every panel of their car with this... And LEAVE it impaled into the hood.

05-15-2011, 08:14 AM	#9 (permalink)
Hambone1 Enthusiast Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Bellevue, WA Posts: 438 Drives: 370Z MB 7AT Sport Rep Power: 15	Just trying to grab it...or smack it perhaps? Last edited by Hambone1; 05-15-2011 at 08:30 AM.

05-15-2011, 09:25 AM	#10 (permalink)
FromG2Z A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Fields of Opportunities Posts: 1,406 Drives: '12 5.0, kona, 6MT Rep Power: 18	Those people who park close to you guys on end spots far away, you KNOW they're doing that on purpose. For some reason they just want to f^ck with us who park far away.... possibly haters. Seriously, if I see any single door ding or mark on my car from someone who is STILL parked there? I guarantee you I will key his car ALL AROUND twice, right down to bare metal. Guarantee you. Wasn't there a saying? Don't f* with a man's ride? __________________ 2012 5.0 GT Prem, Kona Blue, 6MT, HID, Brembo, 3.73 -- Ordered: 9/20/11, Born on: 10/20/11, Delivered 11/15/11"Marilyn" GT500 mufflers/flaps, MGW shifter, FRPP K springs, BMR panhard bar, Boss coil covers, 3DC spoiler, Llumar Tint (35% and 20%), 3M ClearBra** Last edited by FromG2Z; 05-15-2011 at 09:41 AM.

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05-14-2011, 11:59 PM	#6 (permalink)
happytheman A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Florida Posts: 10,737 Drives: MB 6M Tour/Sport Z34 Rep Power: 1823	It's Maxima on Z love! Did you yell at em to get a room? I'm seriously thinking its due time to start carrying business cards for crappy parkers!

05-15-2011, 09:48 AM	#12 (permalink)
Hambone1 Enthusiast Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Bellevue, WA Posts: 438 Drives: 370Z MB 7AT Sport Rep Power: 15	Three things you don't **** with, his woman, his ride, and his dog. If I ever saw a door ding or scratch from someone with enough audacity to still be parked there, those rules all go out the window, and when I'm done keying their car and slashing their tires, I'm going to beat them like a bass drum in a Metallica drum solo

05-15-2011, 09:49 AM	#13 (permalink)
Hambone1 Enthusiast Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Bellevue, WA Posts: 438 Drives: 370Z MB 7AT Sport Rep Power: 15	Project, the look on that guys face is priceless. Utter incomprehension at the awesome he is witnessing

05-15-2011, 12:57 PM	#14 (permalink)
steveg78 Track Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: MD Posts: 569 Drives: 09 370Z PG M6 +Sport Rep Power: 18	That is why I carry one of these in my trunk... If I ever found damage to my car I would hack at every panel of their car with this... And LEAVE it impaled into the hood.