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GM_Traitor3.5 05-15-2011 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Urbanracer (Post 1112464)
Relax man, the max just wanted a lil sniff of the Z's tailpipes. Spring weather makes everyone horny.

I mean... my Max just wanted a closer view of the 370's rump :bowrofl:

She just wanted to sniff the Invidia exhaust a little. Plus, it was Red_Zed's fault he gave too much room over the line :rofl2:

b1adesofcha0s 05-15-2011 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by GM_Traitor3.5 (Post 1112738)
I mean... my Max just wanted a closer view of the 370's rump :bowrofl:

She just wanted to sniff the Invidia exhaust a little. Plus, it was Red_Zed's fault he gave too much room over the line :rofl2:

Dirty perv :bowrofl:

Hambone1 05-15-2011 07:57 PM

I always thought Altimas were the family sluts, not Maximas. I feel so mislead

happytheman 05-15-2011 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by geosZ (Post 1112612)
Wtf? HE ALSO GOT THE BULL BAR INFRONT... at least he said sorry

OMG!!! Dude, that completely ROTS........

I'm so sorry to see that happen to such a sweet ride.:shakes head:

Hambone1 05-15-2011 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by happytheman (Post 1112769)
OMG!!! Dude, that completely ROTS........

I'm so sorry to see that happen to such a sweet ride.:shakes head:

Speaking of...any pickaxing? Retaliation?

happytheman 05-15-2011 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Hambone1 (Post 1112690)
Therein lies the ultimate parking conundrum...to park amongst the door dinging, unwashed masses? Or out where the sports cars roam, making yourself a target

There is no right or wrong answer here, I fear.... So I will continue to park out where the buffalo roam.

Hambone1 05-15-2011 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by happytheman (Post 1112785)
There is no right or wrong answer here, I fear.... So I will continue to park out where the buffalo roam.

Same. I always have that fear in the back of my head that some meth head tweaker with a vendetta against sports cars is going to f my car up beyond all reason. I need help

happytheman 05-15-2011 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Hambone1 (Post 1112781)
Speaking of...any pickaxing? Retaliation?

Or perhaps a sawzall or two? http://www.914world.com/bbs2/style_e...all-smiley.gif

Red__Zed 05-15-2011 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by GM_Traitor3.5 (Post 1112738)
I mean... my Max just wanted a closer view of the 370's rump :bowrofl:

She just wanted to sniff the Invidia exhaust a little. Plus, it was Red_Zed's fault he gave too much room over the line :rofl2:

:yum:

happytheman 05-15-2011 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Hambone1 (Post 1112801)
Same. I always have that fear in the back of my head that some meth head tweaker with a vendetta against sports cars is going to f my car up beyond all reason. I need help

Don't park your Z. Or....drive a beater if you must park.

There...problem solved! Glad I could be of help! Add rep if useful!:tup:

Hambone1 05-15-2011 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by happytheman (Post 1112814)
Don't park your Z. Or....drive a beater if you must park.

There...problem solved! Glad I could be of help! Add rep if useful!:tup:

Lol that sounds almost most interesting man in the world-esque...he is so interesting his car circles his location, hoping simply to catch a glimpse of the driving loafers he stitched by hand. Stay thirsty my friends

GM_Traitor3.5 05-16-2011 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s (Post 1112751)
Dirty perv :bowrofl:

:tiphat:


:roflpuke2:

GM_Traitor3.5 05-16-2011 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by happytheman (Post 1112814)
Don't park your Z. Or....drive a beater if you must park.

There...problem solved! Glad I could be of help! Add rep if useful!:tup:

E-Rep given. Wise words indeed!

http://troll.me/images/the-most-inte...in-russian.jpg

onzedge 05-16-2011 08:31 AM

^^:tup:

Red__Zed 05-16-2011 06:59 PM

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e3...1/d23800a1.jpg

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e3...1/adf2ea4c.jpg

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e3...1/e88869fc.jpg

b1adesofcha0s 05-16-2011 07:00 PM

He was just trying to keep you from being :forever alone: or shielding you from potential rock throwers :icon17:

steveg78 05-16-2011 07:01 PM

...OH WHAT THE F*#&!!!!! Where is the pick axe?!?!

Red__Zed 05-16-2011 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s (Post 1115081)
He was just trying to keep you from being :forever alone: or shielding you from potential rock throwers :icon17:

Did you see the mark he left?

Red__Zed 05-16-2011 07:05 PM

I left him a pretty clear message though.

steveg78 05-16-2011 07:07 PM

On second view, how come the first pic it looks like the van is parked in the end spot? Is that just the angle this was taken?

c41006 05-16-2011 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Red__Zed (Post 1115098)
I left him a pretty clear message though.

Details?

Red__Zed 05-16-2011 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by steveg78 (Post 1115104)
On second view, how come the first pic it looks like the van is parked in the end spot? Is that just the angle this was taken?

probably

Red__Zed 05-16-2011 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by c41006 (Post 1115107)
Details?

I shot a remarkably tight grouping at the range the other day. I had left it in my car so I could post it up to brag about it, but I decided he needed to see it more than the Internet did.

steveg78 05-16-2011 07:38 PM

How did we ever forget this one?

All credit goes to Cunnos... Here's the orignal thread...Damn these pics went viral all over the internets.


http://i576.photobucket.com/albums/s.../IMG_13462.jpg

http://i576.photobucket.com/albums/s.../IMG_13452.jpg

c41006 05-16-2011 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Red__Zed (Post 1115114)
I shot a remarkably tight grouping at the range the other day. I had left it in my car so I could post it up to brag about it, but I decided he needed to see it more than the Internet did.

nice :rofl2:

b1adesofcha0s 05-16-2011 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Red__Zed (Post 1115094)
Did you see the mark he left?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red__Zed (Post 1115098)
I left him a pretty clear message though.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red__Zed (Post 1115114)
I shot a remarkably tight grouping at the range the other day. I had left it in my car so I could post it up to brag about it, but I decided he needed to see it more than the Internet did.

Nice! I thought that was from the kid who threw the rock at your car. That guy is a ruh-tard.

Red__Zed 05-16-2011 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s (Post 1115205)
Nice! I thought that was from the kid who threw the rock at your car. That guy is a ruh-tard.

Nope. Got that one taken care of already :shakes head:

Hambone1 05-16-2011 08:16 PM

I've killed a man for less. Completely un-fuckin-necessary, to even be in that spot in the first place! Dude I am pissed for you right now

Masa 05-16-2011 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Red__Zed (Post 1115094)
Did you see the mark he left?

Man, it's not even my car and I am hella pissed. I hope the message you left was loud and clear bro.

About 3 years back I had an instance where some jackhole in an SUV parked so close to my EP3 Civic Si it left a nice ping-pong sized dent on my driver's door as well as trading a good amount of paint from when the guy opened his door (I was backed in and he was parked front-end). I got in my car, rolled down the window and took out my pocket knife and made contact with his car while I slowly pulled out of my space. Was it juvenile and wrong? Yes, but man did it feel oh so good.

Red__Zed 05-16-2011 08:42 PM

Yeah, I was very tempted to either slash all four tires, or to wait until he got back and talk with him. Decided to take the (slightly) more mature way out.

c41006 05-16-2011 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Hambone1 (Post 1115225)
I've killed a man for less. Completely un-fuckin-necessary, to even be in that spot in the first place! Dude I am pissed for you right now

you've killed a man? :eek:

Hambone1 05-16-2011 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Red__Zed (Post 1115271)
Yeah, I was very tempted to either slash all four tires, or to wait until he got back and talk with him. Decided to take the (slightly) more mature way out.

Details? Seriously, that makes me livid. You were shaded toward the opposite side, there was absolutely no reason for him to be in that spot in the first place, let alone over the line. And to be such a careless prick and do that, I'm sorry, mature goes out the window. He deserves a schoolyard assbeating

m4a1mustang 05-16-2011 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by c41006 (Post 1115275)
you've killed a man? :eek:

Hambone is a badasss mo'fugga!

Hambone1 05-16-2011 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by c41006 (Post 1115275)
you've killed a man? :eek:

Statute of limitations bro, statute of limitations

m4a1mustang 05-16-2011 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Hambone1 (Post 1115282)
Statute of limitations bro, statute of limitations

:bowrofl:

Hambone1 05-16-2011 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 1115281)
Hambone is a badasss mo'fugga!

This about the guy who can be quoted as saying "god I feel white"

Masa 05-16-2011 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Hambone1 (Post 1115277)
Details? Seriously, that makes me livid. You were shaded toward the opposite side, there was absolutely no reason for him to be in that spot in the first place, let alone over the line. And to be such a careless prick and do that, I'm sorry, mature goes out the window. He deserves a schoolyard assbeating

Yea :iagree:.

If I walked out and found that I highly doubt I would be able to do the mature thing. :mad:

Red__Zed 05-16-2011 08:52 PM

The craziest thing is I had a case full of 9mm shell casings and used targets in my passenger seat. You would think he would have noticed and left.

c41006 05-16-2011 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Hambone1 (Post 1115282)
Statute of limitations bro, statute of limitations

:roflpuke2: gotta love em

b1adesofcha0s 05-16-2011 09:04 PM

I got a tiny dent in the passenger door of my old Maxima from some lady's purse hitting it when she was getting out of her car. It was only like 2-3 months old at the time too, but luckily one of my friends was able to massage it out.


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