No way dude, you pour gasoline on their windshield and lean against their car smoking a cigarette, all Joe Camel, and when they come out..."this your car? Have a nice day" *flick cigarette onto windshield, dramatic exit*

Hmm, and all the while the fumes spread about you....the longer you wait...the further they spread. So...when you do finally flick that cig:

https://www.webstorehouse.com/photob...osionTents.jpg

Well, perhaps not quite as dramatic as this..but mayhaps not the dramatic exit you were planning on.:ugh2::icon17:

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Actually a lit cigarette will not ignite gasoline according to the mythbusters

Hmm, interesting:

"It is possible to ignite a pool of gasoline using only a cigarette.

partly plausible

A cigarette has the potential to light a pool of gasoline but just doesn’t have enough sustained heat. Gas ignites between 500 °F and 540 °F, the cigarette at its hottest was between 450 °F and 500 °F but only when it was actually being smoked. An ignition is very improbable."
http://mythbustersresults.com/special7

So, in other words....you'd have to hotbox that sucker right in/above the gas pool to be effective... I'm thinking your efforts to be dramatic might just work....but perhaps not the way you wanted. :icon17:

Are you selling seats to the show?

You are correct.

That's some of the best flying I have ever seen -- right up to the point where you got killed. Never leave your wingman.

Fixed

Right again. That serves me right for trying to do this from memory. Now go do some of that pilot sh!t.

Don't feel bad man I had to look it up

Thanks. Have a nICE day.

You guys totally ruined my badass, Jean Claude Van Damm, 80's action thriller fantasy. Thanks a lot

Sorry bruh :icon17:

All good. And hey you know what, if you wanted to go out in a blaze of glory (or something like it), maybe that would be your dramatic exit. Heavy on the dramatic

Hambone1 - Post Dramatic Exit Scene
http://i.acdn.us/image/A1534/1534068/470_1534068.jpg

Minus my beard has much fuller color than that poor example

When I lived in Japan, I gave propers on how well people can parallel park. It was like no more than 5 inches front and back and they still get out without damage.

One more example of how terrible of drivers in general are in the U.S. I had to drive to Portland and back from Seattle yesterday, and as with every decently long road trip, I was reminded just about every mile how retarded people are. The left lane alone confuses more people than filing taxes and politics

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They are used to dealing with small things....J/K;)

No kidding. :iagree:

You know what's sad? I spent like $1700 on driving schools to take the behind-the-wheel test to get my Japanese drivers license...twice. Failed the first time because I did not do left or right turns "methodically." It's like a driving test of a VIP limo driver. Made enough mistakes to get me only a K class license.

I can't help it...but this is what came to mind! :roflpuke2:

Back on point. The way it looks from the picture there's no way they did not
at least touch your front bumper than move forward. either way what a-holes.

its sad that one has to become paranoid when you go anywhere and have to worry about where and how to park your ride.........

It's not even another car every time either. I've seen a girl walk by my car with her purse swinging and scratch the paint, and all the people on here who have had to deal with haters spitting on, keying, leaving notes, etc, just shows people suck

Jealous azzhats!

seeing this thread makes me want to never take my z out of my garage

keying is awful and unforgivable. but anyone that would spit on anyones car
even an old beater.that is one low life m f

Believe me, we inspected the front bumper and didn't see any evidence the van hit my G, so if they did, it doesn't show. I agree.....huge a-holes! I even park way at the back of the lot to avoid these kinds of people. That was a fail.

good to hear they didn't hit you. but you can't win for losing..

i know you have, and i do it myself. try to park out of harms way and when you
get back your surrounded by other beaters. it wouldn't be so bad if they were other nice rides.... always seems to be beat up mini vans and jack up trucks.

I seriously want to get static cling decals on both windows of some horribly mangled corpse and put a caption below it that says "What is left of the last guy that parked too close"

Sounds like a good way to get your ride effed with. I'm just sayin'. :ugh2:

Eh, at least they will have to find their balls first

BWAHAHHAHHaaaaaa:icon17::roflpuke2::bowrofl:

A couple of these are great! I'm seriously thinking about getting some cards printed up, then taking pictures of the offending parking job complete with the new fangled card!

http://unclutteredwhitespaces.com/wp...pic-ptx-13.jpg

http://unclutteredwhitespaces.com/wp...pic-ptx-10.jpg

https://files.me.com/robertvagramov/md6m3t

http://rlv.zcache.com/bad_parking_no...585fwd_400.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZSgiNVks7I...ad_Parking.jpg

Classic!!! I like the business card the best.

i like the card to ahahha

Not as bad as many of these, but still...and sorry, had to take the pic while walking.

http://gallery.me.com/jeradjohnston/...13060411760001

That is an a-hole move right there. Do you know who it is? They want to cause you grief..

wow, they must want a closer look into your car or something. another a- hole move.

Did you kick his ***? Did you know him? Not that I am condoning violent acts but wtf careless dbag with no respect. Was it an honest mistake or something? If he's an ignorant p.o.s. *** kickin time.

Holy ****! what an *** hole. You know he did that on purpose. Aw man I ever page is filled with pics that i could comment on geez.