Official Crappy Parkers Thread

Hambone1 · 05-19-2011, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ-of-E

When I lived in Japan, I gave propers on how well people can parallel park. It was like no more than 5 inches front and back and they still get out without damage.

One more example of how terrible of drivers in general are in the U.S. I had to drive to Portland and back from Seattle yesterday, and as with every decently long road trip, I was reminded just about every mile how retarded people are. The left lane alone confuses more people than filing taxes and politics

b1adesofcha0s · 05-19-2011, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hambone1

One more example of how terrible of drivers in general are in the U.S. I had to drive to Portland and back from Seattle yesterday, and as with every decently long road trip, I was reminded just about every mile how retarded people are. The left lane alone confuses more people than filing taxes and politics

onzedge · 05-19-2011, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Hambone1

One more example of how terrible of drivers in general are in the U.S. I had to drive to Portland and back from Seattle yesterday, and as with every decently long road trip, I was reminded just about every mile how retarded people are. The left lane alone confuses more people than filing taxes and politics

No kidding.

DJ-of-E · 05-19-2011, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Hambone1

One more example of how terrible of drivers in general are in the U.S. I had to drive to Portland and back from Seattle yesterday, and as with every decently long road trip, I was reminded just about every mile how retarded people are. The left lane alone confuses more people than filing taxes and politics

You know what's sad? I spent like $1700 on driving schools to take the behind-the-wheel test to get my Japanese drivers license...twice. Failed the first time because I did not do left or right turns "methodically." It's like a driving test of a VIP limo driver. Made enough mistakes to get me only a K class license.

happytheman · 05-19-2011, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ-of-E

You know what's sad? I spent like $1700 on driving schools to take the behind-the-wheel test to get my Japanese drivers license...twice. Failed the first time because I did not do left or right turns "methodically." It's like a driving test of a VIP limo driver. Made enough mistakes to get me only a K class license.

I can't help it...but this is what came to mind!

sonic370 · 05-19-2011, 04:46 PM

Back on point. The way it looks from the picture there's no way they did not
at least touch your front bumper than move forward. either way what a-holes.

its sad that one has to become paranoid when you go anywhere and have to worry about where and how to park your ride.........

KaienZ34 · 05-19-2011, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ-of-E

When I lived in Japan, I gave propers on how well people can parallel park. It was like no more than 5 inches front and back and they still get out without damage.

They are used to dealing with small things....J/K

Hambone1 · 05-19-2011, 04:59 PM

It's not even another car every time either. I've seen a girl walk by my car with her purse swinging and scratch the paint, and all the people on here who have had to deal with haters spitting on, keying, leaving notes, etc, just shows people suck

sonic370 · 05-19-2011, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Hambone1

It's not even another car every time either. I've seen a girl walk by my car with her purse swinging and scratch the paint, and all the people on here who have had to deal with haters spitting on, keying, leaving notes, etc, just shows people suck

keying is awful and unforgivable. but anyone that would spit on anyones car
even an old beater.that is one low life m f

KaienZ34 · 05-19-2011, 05:00 PM

Jealous azzhats!

kdo2milger · 05-19-2011, 05:20 PM

seeing this thread makes me want to never take my z out of my garage

Hambone1 · 05-19-2011, 06:55 PM

I seriously want to get static cling decals on both windows of some horribly mangled corpse and put a caption below it that says "What is left of the last guy that parked too close"

happytheman · 05-19-2011, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Hambone1

I seriously want to get static cling decals on both windows of some horribly mangled corpse and put a caption below it that says "What is left of the last guy that parked too close"

Sounds like a good way to get your ride effed with. I'm just sayin'.

Hambone1 · 05-19-2011, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by happytheman

Sounds like a good way to get your ride effed with. I'm just sayin'.

Eh, at least they will have to find their balls first

happytheman · 05-19-2011, 07:55 PM

BWAHAHHAHHaaaaaa

A couple of these are great! I'm seriously thinking about getting some cards printed up, then taking pictures of the offending parking job complete with the new fangled card!

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sonic370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: Orange Texas Posts: 1,574 Drives: 09 370Z Sports PGK Rep Power: 20	Back on point. The way it looks from the picture there's no way they did not at least touch your front bumper than move forward. either way what a-holes. its sad that one has to become paranoid when you go anywhere and have to worry about where and how to park your ride.........

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Hambone1 Enthusiast Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Bellevue, WA Posts: 438 Drives: 370Z MB 7AT Sport Rep Power: 16	It's not even another car every time either. I've seen a girl walk by my car with her purse swinging and scratch the paint, and all the people on here who have had to deal with haters spitting on, keying, leaving notes, etc, just shows people suck

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happytheman A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Florida Posts: 10,737 Drives: MB 6M Tour/Sport Z34 Rep Power: 1824	BWAHAHHAHHaaaaaa A couple of these are great! I'm seriously thinking about getting some cards printed up, then taking pictures of the offending parking job complete with the new fangled card!