Hit A Rooster

SPOHN · 01-17-2011, 09:41 AM

I was going to my dads house this morning to install my new shift knob. Which is in somewhat of a rural area. I'm there cruising down the road and all of a sudden I see this rooster start to cross the road from my right. I get out of the throttle slowly hit the brakes. It looks as if he was about to double back. But no, he starts to fly to the other side of the road. I knew it was on then. I start to go left a little to help cut down the angle of his flight. Good thing I did cause it didn't hit my fender. It ended up hitting the windshield with a good smack. I start cussing. I pull over to see the damage. But luckley there was only a bad smudge on the upper winshield and the roof line. But it easily waxed off. Sad thing is I had my camera but didn't think to take a pic of the dead rooster. Thought this would be a funny story to post.

shadoquad · 01-17-2011, 09:42 AM

toxik · 01-17-2011, 09:54 AM

broken cock

Sibze · 01-17-2011, 09:57 AM

ibtl

ClemsonWill · 01-17-2011, 09:58 AM

ibtl

sorry for your ****

nogoodname · 01-17-2011, 09:58 AM

If you saw it crossing the street or about to... Why didn't you just stop? I'm sure there isn't traffic on those farm roads.

Sibze · 01-17-2011, 09:59 AM

Cock block

toxik · 01-17-2011, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by SPOHN

I was going to my dads house this morning to install my new shift knob. Which is in somewhat of a rural area. I'm there cruising down the road and all of a sudden I see this rooster start to cross the road from my right. I get out of the throttle slowly hit the brakes. It looks as if he was about to double back. But no, he starts to fly to the other side of the road. I knew it was on then. I start to go left a little to help cut down the angle of his flight. Good thing I did cause it didn't hit my fender. It ended up hitting the windshield with a good smack. I start cussing. I pull over to see the damage. But luckley there was only a bad smudge on the upper winshield and the roof line. But it easily waxed off. Sad thing is I had my camera but didn't think to take a pic of the dead rooster. Thought this would be a funny story to post.

at least the cock came.

WhiskeyHotel · 01-17-2011, 10:00 AM

Lol. I think I'll skip all the bad puns that come to mind and just say I'm glad you and the Z are O.K.

Sibze · 01-17-2011, 10:03 AM

Ok so let me get this right.... you were driving down the road when you decided to beat a cock then after hitting the cock at high speeds you got smuged on?

Edit: And you didn't get this on film

Mt Tam I am · 01-17-2011, 10:08 AM

I think you are lucky it hit the glass and not the hood or fender. No dents or scratches this way. Good deal.

ChrisSlicks · 01-17-2011, 10:11 AM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Did you take him home for dinner?

shoopajae10 · 01-17-2011, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ChrisSlicks

Why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side of course!

bleufiend · 01-17-2011, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sibze

Ok so let me get this right.... you were driving down the road when you decided to beat a cock then after hitting the cock at high speeds you got smuged on?

Edit: And you didn't get this on film

It would be blackmail for life if anyone ever got ahold of that film.

Junior370z · 01-17-2011, 10:12 AM

Too excited about ****...

J/k! Glad no damage to your Z!

01-17-2011, 09:41 AM	#1 (permalink)
SPOHN A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Covington, GA Age: 45 Posts: 14,844 Drives: Waiting on next Z Rep Power: 221	Hit A Rooster I was going to my dads house this morning to install my new shift knob. Which is in somewhat of a rural area. I'm there cruising down the road and all of a sudden I see this rooster start to cross the road from my right. I get out of the throttle slowly hit the brakes. It looks as if he was about to double back. But no, he starts to fly to the other side of the road. I knew it was on then. I start to go left a little to help cut down the angle of his flight. Good thing I did cause it didn't hit my fender. It ended up hitting the windshield with a good smack. I start cussing. I pull over to see the damage. But luckley there was only a bad smudge on the upper winshield and the roof line. But it easily waxed off. Sad thing is I had my camera but didn't think to take a pic of the dead rooster. Thought this would be a funny story to post. __________________

01-17-2011, 09:57 AM	#4 (permalink)
Sibze A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 16,202 Drives: In your way Rep Power: 63	ibtl __________________ RIP Tony.

01-17-2011, 09:58 AM	#5 (permalink)
ClemsonWill A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Charleston, SC Posts: 12,045 Drives: a Civic VP! Rep Power: 444	ibtl sorry for your ** __________________ Slightly modded**

01-17-2011, 09:59 AM	#7 (permalink)
Sibze A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 16,202 Drives: In your way Rep Power: 63	Cock block __________________ RIP Tony.

01-17-2011, 10:03 AM	#10 (permalink)
Sibze A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 16,202 Drives: In your way Rep Power: 63	Ok so let me get this right.... you were driving down the road when you decided to beat a cock then after hitting the cock at high speeds you got smuged on? Edit: And you didn't get this on film __________________ RIP Tony.

01-17-2011, 09:42 AM	#2 (permalink)
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01-17-2011, 09:58 AM	#6 (permalink)
nogoodname Lifetime Premium Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Montreal Posts: 22,357 Drives: E46 M3 Rep Power: 1764	If you saw it crossing the street or about to... Why didn't you just stop? I'm sure there isn't traffic on those farm roads.

01-17-2011, 10:00 AM	#9 (permalink)
WhiskeyHotel Track Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 530 Drives: 2015 GT-R PW Premium Rep Power: 16	Lol. I think I'll skip all the bad puns that come to mind and just say I'm glad you and the Z are O.K.

01-17-2011, 10:08 AM	#11 (permalink)
Mt Tam I am A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: California Posts: 10,709 Drives: 370Z T/S/N 6MT & XKE Rep Power: 3842	I think you are lucky it hit the glass and not the hood or fender. No dents or scratches this way. Good deal. __________________ "Does the carpet match the drapes? NO!!! I don't date bald women." Nissan Motorsports 34R Oil Cooler. Stillen CBE. Hotchkis Sport Sway Bars. KW Variant 3 Coilover System. Stillen Gen3 CAI. Michelin Pilot Super Sport. Stillen Brake Ducts. Carbotech™ XP10/XP8 Pads. Z1 Front Rotors. Z1 Stainless Brake Lines. Two degrees of camber

01-17-2011, 10:11 AM	#12 (permalink)
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01-17-2011, 10:12 AM	#15 (permalink)
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