Is this complete BS or what?

rmorrow · 07-12-2010, 08:25 PM

Frost,
Will your special paint make my car doors more solid sounding when I close them, so I can have Miata doors...?

KillerBee370 · 07-13-2010, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by frost

In a completely unrelated note, I've spent years perfecting and have finally finished my new auto spray paint. You see, you just spray your car with my spraypaint, and it reduces drag by 30%, making you a second faster int he quarter mile. Only $50 a can. I have testimonials!
Whose first?!?!

I accidentally sprayed it somewhere else thinking if I could gain a little speed it would ummm..

fullmonty · 07-13-2010, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by KillerBee370

I accidentally sprayed it somewhere else thinking if I could gain a little speed it would ummm..

Did it last longer than 4 hours?

Nitex · 07-13-2010, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by KillerBee370

I accidentally sprayed it somewhere else thinking if I could gain a little speed it would ummm..

KB you got it all wrong man, speed is not what you want for that area man! Now if he makes a spray that increases volume and duration between fill ups.

Jeffblue · 07-13-2010, 04:33 PM

If your paint starts to chip, spray on Rogain, it will grow back. i swear

fullmonty · 07-13-2010, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeffblue

If your paint starts to chip, spray on Rogain, it will grow back. i swear

It worked for my paint! Didn't work for my hair though

KillerBee370 · 07-13-2010, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by fullmonty

Did it last longer than 4 hours?

No, but let's just say that I don't it's "clearcoat safe"..

frost · 07-13-2010, 06:37 PM

George Steinbrenner sprayed my paint on his chest ... sped up his heart till it popped. Remember guys, my HP adding spray paint is for automotive use only. Keep it away from your chest, penis, anus, face, etc.

fairladyZ34 · 07-13-2010, 06:50 PM

Strangler · 07-13-2010, 09:05 PM

Even though the chip doesnt give HP or TQ as claimed, it HAS to do something... Otherwise, why would anyone buy it at all? Speaking of chips, Im hungry now..

frost · 07-13-2010, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Strangler

Even though the chip doesnt give HP or TQ as claimed, it HAS to do something... Otherwise, why would anyone buy it at all? Speaking of chips, Im hungry now..

Does it have to do something in order to sell it? Short tube intakes are proven to give no HP gain or actually lose HP on Zs, yet people still buy them up here.

Lemers · 07-13-2010, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Strangler

Even though the chip doesnt give HP or TQ as claimed, it HAS to do something... Otherwise, why would anyone buy it at all? Speaking of chips, Im hungry now..

The same reason people used to buy snake oil.

KillerBee370 · 07-14-2010, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by frost

Does it have to do something in order to sell it? Short tube intakes are proven to give no HP gain or actually lose HP on Zs, yet people still buy them up here.

I've got a pair sitting in my garage. Thankfully, I got them for free as part of R&D and yes... They provided a loss of around 5 or 6 whp if I remember correctly on the dyno. But you know, all the Honda minded individuals wanna see those perty air filters under the hood attached to them perty chrome pipes!

KillerBee370 · 07-14-2010, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Lemers

The same reason people used to buy snake oil.

The Esther Snake Oil is pretty good stuff!

KingZee · 07-14-2010, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Strangler

Even though the chip doesnt give HP or TQ as claimed, it HAS to do something... Otherwise, why would anyone buy it at all? Speaking of chips, Im hungry now..

I'm not sure you even GET a chip...I remember when I bought a Greddy chip for my A4 it cost me something around $500 so for $69.99 you probably just get a big f*ck you in a box after they've already f*cked you.

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Strangler Enthusiast Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: CA Posts: 260 Drives: 10 370z Touring 6MT Rep Power: 15	Even though the chip doesnt give HP or TQ as claimed, it HAS to do something... Otherwise, why would anyone buy it at all? Speaking of chips, Im hungry now..