Worst day of my life

[fly yellow]

Well if you are going to be sued at least you did actually hit someone. I am currently being sued by 3 punks that I never actually hit. It was a trap at a light in a bad neighborhood in East Baltimore. I was in my Cadillac behind their 92 Buick Skylark bucket. The driver jumps out and starts saying I hit him. I was like no way, got out to check for damage. There was none, but he started claiming he had injuries and tried to get me to give him cash. I called the police, and of course he denied extorting me. He started saying he wanted an ambulance and then changed his mind. The police told him he had 36 hours to go to the hospital. Unfortunately the Baltimore City police are lazy as hell and wouldn't do a report or any investigation. If they would have done that they would have found that he was driving on a provisional license in a car not registered to his name and with no insurance. There was also a baby in the car and no car seat. The cops knew he was scamming me. They told me that, but they did nothing. They could have cited him for numerous things. Now the driver and 2 passengers are suing me. I guess the baby is too young to fake injuries. A week later a girl in a Nissan Versa slammed into the back of me at a stop light. It was then that I decided the Caddy was cursed and I went and got a Z.