F*** My Life

fullmonty · 03-22-2010, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ZKindaGuy

There was this hot model chick with a body and face to kill for that I met at a skating rink when I was in my 20's that asked me to go outside and f* her. We first ended up in some empty car-port of some apartment complex. As we got undressed and hopped into the back seat the owner of the car-port slot pulled up behind the car...needless to say that we had to get out of there quick. So we pull along some dead-end cul-de-sac of a housing project and started to undress again and some home owner comes out of the house pulls out his flashlight and shines it in the bac window. So we got out of there. Then we found some secluded road and I finaly got into her box and came on the first pump stroke because by that point I was hornier than a half-f*ed fox in a forest fire. Needless to say that was a FML moment.

I lol'd hard. You can't make stuff like this up

ZKindaGuy · 03-22-2010, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by fullmonty

I lol'd hard. You can't make stuff like this up

Sorry to admit that this is a true story....I never had a girl with a body like that after that incident

fullmonty · 03-23-2010, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by ZKindaGuy

Sorry to admit that this is a true story....I never had a girl with a body like that after that incident

Oh don't feel to bad we've all been in a a related situation... Well except for me and my extreme sexual prowess...

vipor · 03-23-2010, 08:27 AM

Obamacare. FML

ZKindaGuy · 03-23-2010, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by fullmonty

Oh don't feel to bad we've all been in a a related situation... Well except for me and my extreme sexual prowess...

Hi-Step'n370Z · 03-23-2010, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by AK370Z

Today I was driving around and these 3 beautiful girls saw my Z and instantly raised their hand for a lift. I had to stop and show them I only have 1 available seat!

FML.

Now wait a minute here Ak! Let's not be so hasty, and look at this thing logically; you had one empty seat, your lap, and the lap of the beautiful passenger. Seems like "something" could have been arranged. Bye the way, are your windows tinted ................. just wondering. LOL.

nuTinmuch · 03-23-2010, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by vipor

Obamacare. FML

(I've been waiting since yesterday to use this image! I lol @ it every single time.)

vipor · 03-23-2010, 03:41 PM

I LOLd too

03-23-2010, 08:27 AM	#64 (permalink)
vipor A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Euless, TX [ DFW ] Age: 41 Posts: 13,531 Drives: Nismo 09-0183 QAB Rep Power: 48	Obamacare. FML __________________ 2009 NISMO # 0193 \| QAB \| Albums! \| 05.04.10 (Dynojet) 291.94hp/248.28tq Oil Cooler (DIY) \| Custom Headlights \| GTSPEC Braces \| F.I. Long Tube Headers

03-23-2010, 03:41 PM	#68 (permalink)
vipor A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Euless, TX [ DFW ] Age: 41 Posts: 13,531 Drives: Nismo 09-0183 QAB Rep Power: 48	I LOLd too __________________ 2009 NISMO # 0193 \| QAB \| Albums! \| 05.04.10 (Dynojet) 291.94hp/248.28tq Oil Cooler (DIY) \| Custom Headlights \| GTSPEC Braces \| F.I. Long Tube Headers

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