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i got lots more storys not poo stories but FML stories lmao ill post them later when im on break..

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Old 08-27-2009, 06:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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i got lots more storys not poo stories but FML stories lmao ill post them later when im on break..
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Old 08-27-2009, 06:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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In '05 I saved up enough to buy my 350z. Went to the dealership, bought her... and a week later lost my job and had to choose between rent & my car. I decided I couldn't wash dishes and clothes in my car...

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Old 08-28-2009, 11:51 AM   #4 (permalink)
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damn dude that sucks, sorry to hear about the bad news.
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Old 08-28-2009, 05:16 PM   #5 (permalink)
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at least your Z doesn't look like it grew an acne problem. <_<
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Old 08-28-2009, 07:38 PM   #6 (permalink)
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You didn't see the car or report to the police right away?
I hope you went in an ambulance also...
Keep us posted man, wish you the best!
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Old 08-30-2009, 08:02 AM   #7 (permalink)
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You didn't see the car or report to the police right away?
I hope you went in an ambulance also...
Keep us posted man, wish you the best!
the impact wasnt that hard that i think that we should have seen a doctor.... my z took most of the impact... i reported it right away.... got his plates too.... jus gotta wait now...
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bump from the dead? lol no one else got stories?
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Gas prices......fml
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Old 03-22-2010, 01:22 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Ever since I went to the Chicago Car show in 2002 I dreamed of owning a Nissan 350z, but being that I come from a very poor family who migrated from Bosnian to the U.S because of the genocide war it was just a pipe dream. Yet on November 7th of 2007 I bought my dream car a Magnetic Black 350z 6 speed manual. Needless to say I had to give the car up 5 months later as my father suffered a stroke and could not work any more, so being still in College and working full time I had to support my house hold and give up the car. My older brother who has moved out and was at that time living with this chick offers to take the car payments over and gives the car to his gf. Now because he has bad credit because of this chick the car stayed in my name, so he paid for a year or so and now dumped the car back to me with 28k on the clock. He has moved to Germany and I have a 350z that is scuffed up, has a bad clutch, and is no longer new :-(. I dunno there is always a up side to things I guess now I can afford it since my father is better and working again. The thing is I am sort of stretched because I do not make the some cash I used to and pay for my own school. I dunno enough rambling I am happy to have this thing back, but I needs to get cash to pay for the repairs. FML

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back when i was about 15 or 16. Me and 3 other friends went to lunch. This one guy name Paul order a mini bbq chicken and it was $3. He had 7 bucks on him two $1 bill and a $5 bill..he turn around and ask my other friend, hey i like one dolla to pay for the mini bbq chicken because i dont wanna break my $5. And the guy gave him the dollar...FML

And i was dreaming of this same incident last night..i could see myself laughing in my dream lol
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There was this hot model chick with a body and face to kill for that I met at a skating rink when I was in my 20's that asked me to go outside and f* her. We first ended up in some empty car-port of some apartment complex. As we got undressed and hopped into the back seat the owner of the car-port slot pulled up behind the car...needless to say that we had to get out of there quick. So we pull along some dead-end cul-de-sac of a housing project and started to undress again and some home owner comes out of the house pulls out his flashlight and shines it in the bac window. So we got out of there. Then we found some secluded road and I finaly got into her box and came on the first pump stroke because by that point I was hornier than a half-f*ed fox in a forest fire. Needless to say that was a FML moment.

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There was this hot model chick with a body and face to kill for that I met at a skating rink when I was in my 20's that asked me to go outside and f* her. We first ended up in some empty car-port of some apartment complex. As we got undressed and hopped into the back seat the owner of the car-port slot pulled up behind the car...needless to say that we had to get out of there quick. So we pull along some dead-end cul-de-sac of a housing project and started to undress again and some home owner comes out of the house pulls out his flashlight and shines it in the bac window. So we got out of there. Then we found some secluded road and I finaly got into her box and came on the first pump stroke because by that point I was hornier than a half-f*ed fox in a forest fire. Needless to say that was a FML moment.

I lol'd hard. You can't make stuff like this up
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I lol'd hard. You can't make stuff like this up
Sorry to admit that this is a true story....I never had a girl with a body like that after that incident
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Sorry to admit that this is a true story....I never had a girl with a body like that after that incident
Oh don't feel to bad we've all been in a a related situation... Well except for me and my extreme sexual prowess...
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