F*** My Life

08-24-2009, 03:13 PM

Yeah that would be a stupid thief to only steal one

nogoodname · 08-24-2009, 03:15 PM

^^ that icon isnt big enough

Chupacabra · 08-24-2009, 03:15 PM

maybe he only had one jack stand ?

awesomez · 08-24-2009, 03:20 PM

Or maybe he only needed one...

nogoodname · 08-24-2009, 03:22 PM

maybe the thief had a flat and decided to take urs

sloterg · 08-24-2009, 03:22 PM

so one day i tell my gf i have a surprise for her and tell her to get ready. so i make this dinner for my her, with candles, nice lil table decorations and all that other crap. i still lived at home with my parents at this time. the house was completely empty for most of the day, and i didnt know why. so i go to pick her up and i come back and my parents are eating the food and thank me cuz i remembered it was their anniversary. FML

Chupacabra · 08-24-2009, 03:24 PM

^^^ LOL, oh man that was good.

nogoodname · 08-24-2009, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sloterg

so one day i tell my gf i have a surprise for her and tell her to get ready. so i make this dinner for my her, with candles, nice lil table decorations and all that other crap. i still lived at home with my parents at this time. the house was completely empty for most of the day, and i didnt know why. so i go to pick her up and i come back and my parents are eating the food and thank me cuz i remembered it was their anniversary. FML

sloterg · 08-24-2009, 03:41 PM

i was driving to school one day with one of my friends, and its somewhere around 5 in the morning. it was freezing cold. and my friend had some hot chocolate, twice he drank from it i braked and he spilled a lil of it on himself. it was funny to me, the third time i did it the rest spilled on my car, later on in the day it got pretty warm.. so my car smelled like spoiled milk for the rest of the week. FML

awesomez · 08-24-2009, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sloterg

i was driving to school one day with one of my friends, and its somewhere around 5 in the morning. it was freezing cold. and my friend had some hot chocolate, twice he drank from it i braked and he spilled a lil of it on himself. it was funny to me, the third time i did it the rest spilled on my car, later on in the day it got pretty warm.. so my car smelled like spoiled milk for the rest of the week. FML

You better come up with more then that if you want to top of the girlfriend one

awesomez · 08-24-2009, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sloterg

so one day i tell my gf i have a surprise for her and tell her to get ready. so i make this dinner for my her, with candles, nice lil table decorations and all that other crap. i still lived at home with my parents at this time. the house was completely empty for most of the day, and i didnt know why. so i go to pick her up and i come back and my parents are eating the food and thank me cuz i remembered it was their anniversary. FML

So I guess you ended up going with the di*k-in-a-box surprise?

sloterg · 08-24-2009, 03:56 PM

haha.. im interested in other ppls stories..

nogoodname · 08-24-2009, 04:02 PM

i had a thread before where everything went wrong...lol
i wanted to snap.....hahahahaha
it involves car accidents, water heater blows up and other random ****...

got rid of the thread though

sloterg · 08-24-2009, 10:27 PM

Thought i had a pretty good memorable quote, so i clicked the quote button and i was getting ready to post it then i saw nogood beat me. FML

FuszNissan · 08-24-2009, 10:31 PM

So when I turned 16 I got a moded GSX turbo Eclipse, first day went to go pick up the girl friend. Well going down the road some slow as grandma is going 20 in a 30 so I get pissed down **** and blow by her, double yellow line of course. So I see some flashing lights behind me. Cop pulls me over and gives me a 60 in a 30. Great here I am with my new car, just turned 16 and i get a crazy ticket. So I go home tell my dad, and I get the eclipse yanked and sold and get a Saturn SL1 6spd. Had that one for a long time. Man that 1 hour I had the GSX was nice. FML

08-24-2009, 03:15 PM	#18 (permalink)
Chupacabra Enthusiast Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Weston, Florida Posts: 477 Drives: 09 Nissan 370z s M6 Rep Power: 200	maybe he only had one jack stand ? __________________ Where are my aluminum pedals?

08-24-2009, 03:24 PM	#22 (permalink)
Chupacabra Enthusiast Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Weston, Florida Posts: 477 Drives: 09 Nissan 370z s M6 Rep Power: 200	^^^ LOL, oh man that was good. __________________ Where are my aluminum pedals?

08-24-2009, 10:31 PM	#30 (permalink)
FuszNissan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: St. Louis Posts: 14,275 Drives: Pure Sex Rep Power: 541	So when I turned 16 I got a moded GSX turbo Eclipse, first day went to go pick up the girl friend. Well going down the road some slow as grandma is going 20 in a 30 so I get pissed down ** and blow by her, double yellow line of course. So I see some flashing lights behind me. Cop pulls me over and gives me a 60 in a 30. Great here I am with my new car, just turned 16 and i get a crazy ticket. So I go home tell my dad, and I get the eclipse yanked and sold and get a Saturn SL1 6spd. Had that one for a long time. Man that 1 hour I had the GSX was nice. FML __________________ Mods:** Too Many to list! LouFuszNissan ZDAYZ 2012

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08-24-2009, 03:13 PM	#16 (permalink)
blue660r01 Guest Posts: n/a	Yeah that would be a stupid thief to only steal one

08-24-2009, 03:15 PM	#17 (permalink)
nogoodname Lifetime Premium Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Montreal Posts: 22,357 Drives: E46 M3 Rep Power: 1764	^^ that icon isnt big enough

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awesomez Base Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: VA Posts: 199 Drives: 09 370Z Touring 7AT Rep Power: 15	Or maybe he only needed one...

08-24-2009, 03:22 PM	#20 (permalink)
nogoodname Lifetime Premium Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Montreal Posts: 22,357 Drives: E46 M3 Rep Power: 1764	maybe the thief had a flat and decided to take urs

08-24-2009, 04:02 PM	#28 (permalink)
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