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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang

So I am not really sure what happened on my way in to work. A kitted out silver new Beetle was all over me on the drive in. It had a full body kit and exhaust. It didn't look bad if you are Euro trash but it's a New Beetle so it's kind of gay. It was the turbo model, though. I'm not sure if the driver was trying to intimidate me or hit on me, in that kind of, "I'm a very dominating gay man so I can push you around in the bedroom if you would like that but also since I am driving a New Beetle you know I am very soft inside so it doesn't have to be that way, we could cuddle afterwards," way, in which case that really freaks me out.

Considering he was in a New Beetle and looked like he had makeup on I think it was the latter.