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Lemers 04-07-2010 09:07 PM
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Tyrell Tyson 04-07-2010 11:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrell Tyson (Post 484746)
The next person to post in this thread has a smaller penis than Phelan and Frost combined
Quote:
Originally Posted by Caravanshaka (Post 485229)
I think you are pretty disturbed thinking about combining Phelan and Frost's dicks...sounds like something I don't want to get involved in....:superghey:
And yet you were the very next person to post... lulz

vash_241987 04-07-2010 11:24 PM
"Sarcasm is the bodys natural defence against stupidity."

vipor 04-08-2010 09:10 AM
Stop failing people. I know you're good at it and all, but make a different thread for these corny over-repeated quotes that have nothing to do with these forums.

XwChriswX 04-08-2010 09:53 AM
[Intro: In the original manner for which this thread was created, a beacon of light shown down through the clouds from on high... ]

And he said:

Quote:
Originally Posted by vipor (Post 486481)
Stop failing people. I know you're good at it and all, but make a different thread for these corny over-repeated quotes that have nothing to do with these forums.

vipor 04-08-2010 10:03 AM
:icon18::icon18::icon18:

2theextreme 04-09-2010 10:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by phelan (Post 488146)
i need to get laid this weekend or i'm gonna go berserk
:facepalm:

phelan 04-09-2010 10:45 AM
god DAMMIT i knew that was gonna backfire on me

i hate you guys.

:roflpuke2: :inoutroflpuke:

2theextreme 04-09-2010 10:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by phelan (Post 488171)
god DAMMIT i knew that was gonna backfire on me
Yes! Score one for ME!!! About damn time, too! :roflpuke2:

Trips 04-09-2010 10:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by vipor (Post 486481)
Stop failing people. I know you're good at it and all, but make a different thread for these corny over-repeated quotes that have nothing to do with these forums.
:iagree: and :gtfo2:












































:bowrofl::roflpuke2:

frost 04-09-2010 05:30 PM
Probably one of the first from a non OG, but Cyberium had me rollin'

Quote:
Originally Posted by SigPapa226 (Post 488057)
:confused:
The wife found a 2 1/4" X 2 1/4" X 1/8" thick square of rubber with a sticky back on it in the garage after I pulled out my roadster. I've looked under the car and did not see anything obvious. I also looked under the hood and lifted the roadster top half off to see if there was a matching black square.

Does anyone have any idea as to where the black square of rubber is from? Has anyone seen anything similar on their cars? :confused:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyberium (Post 488162)
You let your wife in the garage? :confused:

SgtGoldy 04-10-2010 10:38 AM
Frost that quote is epic... wait, no its

S U P E R
E P I C



yea.... super epic...

frost 04-10-2010 11:06 AM
Agreed :iagree:

antennahead 04-10-2010 11:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frost (Post 489956)
Agreed :iagree:
Man cave off limits :tup:

Trips 04-12-2010 10:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frost (Post 494178)
Anyone would spend more than double the price for the stillen for a whoppin 5 extra HP should be raped with a broken light bulb.
:icon18::icon18:

frost 04-12-2010 10:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Triple's (Post 494209)
:icon18::icon18:
What kind of prick would say something like that?!?! rofl.

Trips 04-12-2010 10:24 PM
the prick whose questioning it :tup:

antennahead 04-12-2010 10:28 PM
:wtf2: pricks

Trips 04-12-2010 10:29 PM
hey theres Porcupines in here!

fullmonty 04-13-2010 07:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Triple's (Post 494222)
hey theres Porcupines in here!
You know the difference between a prick and Porcupine?















Porcupines have pricks on the outside

vipor 04-13-2010 08:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fullmonty (Post 494527)
You know the difference between a prick and Porcupine?



Porcupines have pricks on the outside
That's just terrible. It's a BMW and a Porcupine geeez get it right son!

Tyrell Tyson 04-13-2010 10:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by vipor (Post 494591)
That's just terrible. It's a BMW and a Porcupine geeez get it right son!
LOL...omg Vipor schools Monty..

vipor 04-13-2010 12:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 370zFORme!! (Post 494806)
Vipor can have sex with men and still be considered straight. He is... the most interesting man in the world!
Does it matter what the context is?! :rofl2:

FuszNissan 04-13-2010 12:52 PM
Wow.

NewlyIMPORTed 04-13-2010 01:34 PM
im sitting my math class laughing my *** off wondering if the people behind me are reading quotes over my shoulder about frost crankin' one out to some girl with less than impressive teeth

Caravanshaka 04-16-2010 10:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 498931)
You will come to find that upgrading this car isn't cheap......
It's only funny because of who posted it :rofl2:

Caravanshaka 04-16-2010 12:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by semtex (Post 499106)
Who added "black people" in as a tag to the Forged thread?? I laughed so hard that I accidentally blew snot into my salad as I read it!!! :bowrofl::roflpuke2:
I swear he's not racist

semtex 04-16-2010 12:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Caravanshaka (Post 499109)
I swear he's not racist
:facepalm: :rofl2:

Caravanshaka 04-21-2010 08:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by semtex (Post 506579)
I got the nut off.
Semtex is on a roll!

2theextreme 04-22-2010 09:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frost (Post 509028)
Yep. I love intervention. No matter how bad I feel , I immediately feel better watching someone worse than me.
;)

frost 04-22-2010 09:45 PM
:icon17:

phelan 04-23-2010 12:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by vipor (Post 509855)
I got some rubbin last night no thanks to you! :mad:

:rofl2::rofl2:

I got rashed

Quote:
Originally Posted by Caravanshaka (Post 509860)
wear a rubber next time man :ugh2:
okay guys...settle down there...

Caravanshaka 04-23-2010 12:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by phelan (Post 509871)
okay guys...settle down there...
:icon17:

vipor 04-23-2010 12:16 PM
You bastards! hahahha

Cyberium 04-23-2010 06:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pompey (Post 509290)
Dre im 19 and pretty wild, but i take care of my Z as if it was my Child
lol

2theextreme 04-27-2010 07:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by craniac24 (Post 514729)
Hey man...don't hate. Where you live 5 bucks gets you a truckstop hooker and a corndog.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark_Sub_Rosa (Post 514858)
Typical ignorant northern comment from someone who doesn't know jack sh*t about the south.
:roflpuke2:

Caravanshaka 04-27-2010 04:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FuszNissan (Post 515709)
Your texas sucks comment was priceless. Don't bother. I peed myself.
thanks Lou :tup:

2theextreme 04-28-2010 09:32 AM
From an innocent thread about how nice a "bladeless" fan is....to this:

Quote:
Originally Posted by fullmonty (Post 501771)
If I had that fan I'd stick things in it and end up breaking it
Quote:
Originally Posted by frost (Post 501786)
Were you also thinking of a penis sized version?
Quote:
Originally Posted by fullmonty (Post 501811)
It'd need to be 12" in diameter
Quote:
Originally Posted by frost (Post 501835)
:shrug: like I always say, It doesn't matter what my penis size is because I always have an orgasm during sex.
And from the same thread.....since it's a Dyson fan their vacuums were mentioned and we get this gem:

Quote:
Originally Posted by frost (Post 501647)
Hmm, never had any issues. It rocks though, no matter how much pet hair I pick up with it, it keeps sucking like linda lovelace.
frost showing it's all about the QUALITY again! :tup:

2theextreme 04-29-2010 01:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fullmonty (Post 518381)
Oh man I had this nightmare last night I was in a chatroom with you guys. Awful dream
Quote:
Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 518383)
I dreamed we were all at one big cuddle party.
Wat? :icon08: :roflpuke2:

2theextreme 04-30-2010 09:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by semtex (Post 519659)
I think I enjoy fondling tires more than I enjoy fondling breasts. Is that wrong of me?
Poor semtex.....that long tube header installation must have gotten to him finally! :p


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