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nogoodname 08-18-2009 10:33 PM
[Official] Best Post Quotes Thread
 
this thread is dedicated to awesome, weirdest and good come backs.
just quote the post and copy/paste it to here.



i'll start with the 1st one by our own OG Frost

Quote:
Originally Posted by frost (Post 157089)
Listen, if you have never tried baby wipes, do it. Don't live your life in regret. Don't be on your death bed with a chewed up anus wishing you had given it a go.

please post a link to the post, or do what i did by actually clicking quote on tha post than copying paste it

2theextreme 08-18-2009 10:42 PM
Same night....similar topic....again frost is tha man:

Quote:
Originally Posted by frost (Post 157104)
try it. you won't go back. even the softest TP feels like rubbing your poor starfish with sandpaper after the delight of baby wipes.

Lyndo 08-18-2009 11:00 PM
Quote:
some people are only alive because its illegal to shoot them
.

nogoodname 08-18-2009 11:03 PM
link back ??

2theextreme 08-18-2009 11:05 PM
Not more than 3 minutes ago....another classic, IMO:

Quote:
Originally Posted by frost (Post 157155)
No one wants to see taco up close mate. In fact, I'd rather see chocolate starfish up close, as long as it's not a full moon harvest.

blue660r01 08-18-2009 11:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 157160)
Yeah mines not that big
.

smurfblu13 08-18-2009 11:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by blue660r01 (Post 153487)
Its a time to PUI!
This brought lawlzz

2theextreme 08-19-2009 10:21 AM
He went and did it again!

Quote:
Originally Posted by frost (Post 157003)
I've noticed I get a lot of smiles and waves from women. If I didn't have a chick already, I'd be getting more ass than a toilet seat.

2theextreme 08-19-2009 10:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Caravanshaka (Post 157843)
take a hose to her face and I'd be happier :rofl2:
A new contender, IMO...

2theextreme 08-19-2009 12:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 158344)
Man its hotter than Satan's hairy ugly armpit here... F**kin-A :icon14:
:icon18:

TX_370 08-19-2009 12:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 158377)
1 Green Dot = 100 Women who have slept with you based on your Z/G
Quote:
Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 158379)
But don't let nogood's deceive you, he found a crack to give himself extras...
Epic LOLZ

nogoodname 08-19-2009 12:48 PM
a crack....lol

2theextreme 08-19-2009 12:52 PM
POST 1500:

Quote:
Originally Posted by nogoodname (Post 158446)
i cant prove i was born to renew my passport

And of course, it has something to do with nogood....:icon17:

Rep Power: 4 (hells yeah!)

blue660r01 08-19-2009 02:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 158488)
POST 1500:




And of course, it has something to do with nogood....:icon17:

Rep Power: 4 (hells yeah!)
:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

2theextreme 08-20-2009 02:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tooohip (Post 160697)
Potentially stay another night in Robbinsville or elsewhere in the area if I find a hot hillbilly chick with more than two teeth!
Regarding his upcoming road trip.....he's asking a lot, IMO! :bowrofl:

BMW Killa 08-20-2009 02:18 PM
i have to admit; that is one compelling argument for baby wipes.

Caravanshaka 08-20-2009 09:39 PM
from our boy frost again:

Quote:
Originally Posted by frost (Post 161553)
Yeah, I just pull out, dump in my hand then rub it in their hair. When they're distracted trying to wash it out, I grab my clothes and vanish for a good night's sleep.
http://www.the370z.com/lounge-off-to...tml#post161553

frost 08-20-2009 09:44 PM
:roflpuke2: :icon08:

2theextreme 08-20-2009 10:27 PM
I tell you what I'm waiting to see...the first quote in this very thread to be worthy of being posted in this very thread! :bowrofl:

frost 08-20-2009 10:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 161619)
I tell you what I'm waiting to see...the first quote in this very thread to be worthy of being posted in this very thread! :bowrofl:
Is that a riddle? :icon17:

2theextreme 08-20-2009 10:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frost (Post 161625)
Is that a riddle? :icon17:
Maybe yes......maybe no.....only the Riddler knows!

http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/n...riddlerzt2.jpg

BanningZ 08-20-2009 11:14 PM
This needs to be renamed the Frost quote thread.

blue660r01 08-20-2009 11:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frost (Post 161625)
My wenis is way smaller than blues
....

frost 08-20-2009 11:17 PM
Where's the negative rep button when you need it

BanningZ 08-20-2009 11:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frost (Post 161718)
BanningZ seems to out wit and out do me at every turn. BanningZ = God.
This one was memorable. Thanks again Frost. :tup:

blue660r01 08-20-2009 11:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frost (Post 161718)
Where's the negative rep button when you need it
hahahahahah

frost 08-20-2009 11:20 PM
you two are just mad because when I was talking about dropping my knot and rubbing it in the bitchs' hair, I was referring to you two :D

blue660r01 08-20-2009 11:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frost (Post 161727)
you two are just mad because when I was talking about dropping my knot and rubbing it in the bitchs' hair, I was referring to you two :D
quote frost for this thread

BanningZ 08-20-2009 11:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frost (Post 161727)
you two are just mad because when I was talking about dropping my knot and rubbing it in the bitchs' hair, I was referring to you two :D
Memorable

2theextreme 08-21-2009 01:13 AM
I knew he'd be the first one to get the best quote from this thread!

2theextreme 08-21-2009 12:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Caravanshaka (Post 162316)
roflmao...I can see him driving a 4-seater convertible and it's like that commercial with the girl riding a bike with her armpit hair flapping in the wind and in the guys face behind her. what a mental image! :icon23:
6 1/2 years since I cut my hair.....yeah, that's a hell of a mental image!! :icon18:

Caravanshaka 08-21-2009 12:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 162340)
6 1/2 years since I cut my hair.....yeah, that's a hell of a mental image!! :icon18:
I will find you, and I will buzz your head while you sleep!! :rock:

2theextreme 08-21-2009 12:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Caravanshaka (Post 162345)
I will find you, and I will buzz your head while you sleep!! :rock:
:roflpuke2:

2theextreme 08-21-2009 01:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Caravanshaka (Post 162476)
you're a shift-knob tease...like a c0ck tease, but for cars...
:ohsnap1:

2theextreme 08-23-2009 01:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nogoodname (Post 164504)
i thought if the smiley was big enough it could see poopoo
Umm.....just read that a few times......poopoo? Poopoo for God's sake!! :icon08:

smurfblu13 08-23-2009 01:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 164515)
Umm.....just read that a few times......poopoo? Poopoo for God's sake!! :icon08:
I mean I know I did too, didn't you? lol

nogoodname 08-23-2009 01:52 AM
for a second i thought someone quoted the smileys

smurfblu13 08-23-2009 01:52 AM
:gtfo2:

nogoodname 08-23-2009 01:56 AM
rep to both of you for liking my huge smileys

blue660r01 08-23-2009 01:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nogoodname (Post 164546)
rep to both of you for liking my huge smileys
:icon08:


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