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nogoodname 04-30-2010 09:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 519668)
Poor semtex.....that long tube header installation must have gotten to him finally! :p
Sniffing the fumes is just wrong....lol

:shakes head:

m4a1mustang 04-30-2010 09:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by semtex
Okay, I was about to say "See, Steve can relate!" But then I got to the part about wearing them like a collar and licking them, and that's where our paths kinda diverged, man.
hahahhaa

2theextreme 04-30-2010 09:50 AM
^^ perfect! :rofl2:

370zproject 04-30-2010 11:44 AM
:roflpuke2::roflpuke2:

semtex 04-30-2010 12:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 519672)
:icon18:

When I got my tires in they sat in my garage for a few days... every night I was out there just playing with them... holding them... I would even put the tires over my shoulders like some sort of collar and just breathe in that newly molded tire smell. :tup:

I got very curious and licked one to see what it tasted like.
Quote:
Originally Posted by FuszNissan (Post 519828)
This is why we have AIDS
:D

m4a1mustang 04-30-2010 12:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by semtex (Post 519854)
:D
Oh god... I never meant for that quote to leave the OG thread. :icon18:

2theextreme 04-30-2010 04:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 520055)
As far as markets go... "I go both ways."
:icon08: What?

m4a1mustang 04-30-2010 04:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 520060)
:icon08: What?
You guys are killing me today! :icon18:

Caravanshaka 05-03-2010 12:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by phelan (Post 522994)
caravan is the most interesting man in the universe O_O
Quoted for truth :tup:

TX_370 05-03-2010 12:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Caravanshaka (Post 523001)
Quoted for truth :tup:
Blasphemy!!

phelan 05-03-2010 12:45 PM
and here i was thinking 'oh no who got owned this time'

and it's just caravan enshrining himself lol

Caravanshaka 05-03-2010 12:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by phelan (Post 523007)
and here i was thinking 'oh no who got owned this time'

and it's just caravan enshrining himself lol
:tiphat:

Caravanshaka 05-03-2010 03:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by semtex (Post 523224)
I'm thinking of buying a bunch of realdolls with my severance money and renting them out. I'll call it realdollrentals.com I'll hire Tony to be the jizzmopper.
:rofl2:

semtex 05-04-2010 09:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 524281)
Let's be quite honest....I shouldn't have anything that resembles a wheel & tire under me. :bowrofl:
:werd: :happydance:

2theextreme 05-04-2010 10:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by semtex (Post 524285)
:werd: :happydance:
:tup: My only saving grace out this whole situation is....I at least laugh at myself. :rolleyes:

j.arnaldo 05-04-2010 02:16 PM
They ARE weird!---and funny!

FuszNissan 05-04-2010 06:00 PM
Whatever Phelan post in here next is a lie!!!!

phelan 05-04-2010 06:01 PM
^ he's just in denial :tup:

Quote:
Originally Posted by FuszNissan (Post 524797)
Damn I'm moving to Japan. These furry meetings are getting tougher and tougher.
so...ship some pillows back stateside will ya? kthxbai :tup:

dad 05-04-2010 06:28 PM
Life's journey is not to
Arrive at the grave safely
In a well preserved body,
But rather to skid in sideways,
Totally used up and worn out, shouting "holy sh#t man, what a ride"!
George Carlin

370Zsteve 05-10-2010 08:35 PM
The 2 quotes currently in my sig belong in here

Quote:
Originally Posted by m4a1mustang http://www.the370z.com/images/buttons/viewpost.gif
omg I just had the best nuts. I will tell you about them later.

Quote:
Originally Posted by shumby http://www.the370z.com/images/buttons/viewpost.gif
All i got out of that was you like Squirrel cream.:ugh2:

m4a1mustang 05-10-2010 09:34 PM
Totally taken out of context.

370Zsteve 05-10-2010 09:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 532553)
Totally taken out of context.
:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

XwChriswX 05-13-2010 10:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 370Zsteve (Post 536665)
hmm, it wuz there before lol, prolly too big :owned:
In response to:

Quote:
Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 536668)
...She's never said that. :tup:
He said...

Quote:
Originally Posted by 370Zsteve (Post 536672)
LOL, buddy you are talking to the Kielbasa Powerhouse :tup:

2theextreme 05-26-2010 09:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 551742)
zomg lee just won american idol. w00t.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Triple's (Post 551748)
Oh thanks for fuking it up for us on the West Coast!!
Holy Sh!t!! That's epic fail but so damn funny at the same time!! :roflpuke2:

Jesse_Hunter 05-26-2010 10:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fullmonty (Post 516690)
I prefer Buffalo, their horns give me something to grab on to. My 'third leg' is both a blessing and a curse.

:bowrofl:

Caravanshaka 05-28-2010 01:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fullmonty (Post 554348)
I would of shat myself with explosive power
Thx for that visual monty :tup:

370zproject 05-28-2010 01:27 PM
:icon18:

2theextreme 05-28-2010 01:33 PM
I wondered which one it would be.....now that I know.....I wish I didn't! :rofl2:

fullmonty 05-28-2010 01:36 PM
These quotes of mine sure do paint a picture of a rather bizzare and possibly disturbed individual.

Jesse_Hunter 05-28-2010 11:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fullmonty (Post 554373)
These quotes of mine sure do paint a picture of a rather bizzare and possibly disturbed individual.
There were several classics in the "fanless fan" thread.

frost 05-29-2010 12:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frost (Post 555219)
I only drink martinis made by Michael J. Fox, because I like them shaken, not stirred.
Quote:
Originally Posted by antennahead (Post 555235)
OOOOOH that's cold ...................... the Martini I mean, shaken with lot's of ice :roflpuke2:

John with the win comeback!

antennahead 05-29-2010 12:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frost (Post 555240)
John with the win comeback!
:roflpuke2:

XwChriswX 06-01-2010 09:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FuszNissan (Post 558042)
So Caravan, whats the story about the screen name. I am sure it's about 5000 pages back.
Quote:
Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 558083)
You probably just had wild sex in a dodge caravan and the girl said, damn, you're a caravan shaka. Wanna go again? You said, wait, I need to register for the370z.com.
:bowrofl:

Caravanshaka 06-01-2010 09:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 558088)
:bowrofl:
I wouldn't be caught dead in a dodge caravan....

2theextreme 06-01-2010 10:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frost
I have a collection of AK love notes. I've become an expert in the rules by breaking all of them.

Quote:
Originally Posted by frost
If I printed them out, it would be like the "war and peace" book.

http://posdgis.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/warpeace.jpg
:rofl2: How true this probably is!

XwChriswX 06-02-2010 01:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Caravanshaka (Post 558093)
I wouldn't be caught dead in a dodge caravan....
No, you'd be caught in a prostitution sting...

Caravanshaka 06-02-2010 07:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 559588)
No, you'd be caught in a prostitution sting...
yellin' "GET OFF MY WHORE YOU FILTHY PIG" :ugh2:

XwChriswX 06-02-2010 04:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Caravanshaka (Post 559676)
yellin' "SHUT UP WOMAN, GET ON MY HORSE!" :tup:
fixed.

Caravanshaka 06-07-2010 09:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FuszNissan (Post 566432)
I want my balls powdercoated. They are all show now, and no go.

Quote:
Originally Posted by theDreamer (Post 566433)
:wtf2:
How about a nice shade of blue?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Caravanshaka (Post 566435)
:rofl2:

I was thinking Powder Blue :icon18:
Quote:
Originally Posted by FuszNissan (Post 566437)
Damn that best quote thread. :facepalm:


:nutswinger:

FuszNissan 06-07-2010 09:05 AM
:facepalm:


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